I know you learned that from SP, because you used the term 'tube sock'. BTW, in the first pic:
Becks: "But mr. refawee, I reeaally need to use the potty."
Ref (not in picture, with a heavy Spanish accent): "No, there will be no urintaing of international superstars under my watch."
Capello (with a heavy Italian accent): "You cannot see his wee-wee is about to explode? Give-a me a break! Have pity on the poor man!"
I'm really sorry for that guys. I just couldn't contain myself. It was just too difficult.