So Boston goes into high alert today due to packages advertising some cartoon that I never heard of. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Wreaks Havoc in Boston? Suspicious objects found throughout Boston after morning bomb scare Turner Broadcasting Taking Responsibility For 'Hoax Devices' So these things are finally noticed after a couple weeks (TB should fire their marketers) and send the city into a panic. Glad these were LEDs and not IEDs.
Looks like the revenge of the Mooninites is upon us. They have the power of the 70's supergroup Foreigner. We must have deeply offended them and their god. Their god is a god of vengeance and horror and action. The innocent shall suffer....big time.
I guess we should look out for Early Cuyler in his truck-boat-truck to start tearing things up down here. I'm much more afraid of Squidbillies than Mooninites.
Alright, when I say your name, you say 'here.' And we will assume 'here' is short for 'here I am...rock you like a hurricane.
We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations. Getting a ten speed is easy; filling it with illegal substances and crossing the border is not.
Possibly less funny now. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_re_us/suspicious_devices Apparently Guerilla marketing=Guerilla war.
Apparently somebody has been arrested for this and Boston officials are calling this a terrible terrorist hoax. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_re_us/suspicious_devices I don't think they meant this to be a "hoax" as I doubt there was intention by them to make people think they were bombs. And none of the other cities which have had them for 2 weeks have had any problems or complaints.
I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…of Goblox…the turkey that's destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens.
I'll make sure not to play with a Lite-Brite in front of an open window when the country is on high alert.
So of all the people in Boston's police department and administration who saw the things, not one could recognize it? It's like the rest of American culture has advanced beyond all that they can possibly comprehend with 100% of their brains. I hope they can see that the more stridently they pursue this, the more pathetic they seem.