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29 Sep 2006, 02:56 PM
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My birthday
Was yesterday, i'm 23 now. F**k.
let me give y'all a brief run down of what we did, he he he
As I am in canada we thought it only right to sample some local specialties, so we drove to Niagara Falls and went to see naked ladies dance about infront of us. We went to The Sundowner ( www.thesundowner.com NSFW) and then Seductions ( www.seductions.com NSFW). Hope the links are right, they should be.
Had a few beers, had a few private dances, just had fun really.. Seductions offer you BJs if you pay, but I think it's a bit gross and didn't go for it. They get really aggressive about it too, one pretty much called me gay because I didn't want her to do it.
The beers are only a dollar more than any other bar, so it's not too bad. Dances are $20, about 10 quid, and they get fully naked and play with themselves (and you).. so it's totally worth it
I'd never been to see the 'rippers before, ever, so this seemed a good chance.
After 5hrs of perving, seriously - 5hrs, we went to a friends house for drinks and then out to a University party at Brock University ( www.brocku.ca) where my cousin is a student. Cheap drinks, $3 (1.50 pounds) but as it was my birthday they were mostly free because i know the management now, so that was cool.
Afterwards one of the guys wanted to go see strippers, not knowing that 2 of us had been earlier. So we went, he bought a 4-pint pitcher of beer for about $15 or 7.50 pounds, but the girls were rough. So we drank and heckled them from the front row, not maliciously, just for fun.. and they seemed to like it, it encouraged them to do more and direct it at us!! So that was kinda funny.
Spurs won too.
All in all a good day,
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29 Sep 2006, 04:44 PM
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**** the Nomads
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: My birthday
...sounds like you had a titalating experience........................happy b'day Danners.
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29 Sep 2006, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Indiana
Supporter: Tottenham Hotspur FC
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Re: My birthday
tell trish stratus i said 'hi'.
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29 Sep 2006, 06:51 PM
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Location: charleston
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happy birthday! even though you're gay.......
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29 Sep 2006, 07:01 PM
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Are you from Montreal with pawprint tattoos on your boobs??
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30 Sep 2006, 04:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Danners9
Was yesterday, i'm 23 now. F**k.
let me give y'all a brief run down of what we did, he he he
As I am in canada we thought it only right to sample some local specialties, so we drove to Niagara Falls and went to see naked ladies dance about infront of us. We went to The Sundowner ( www.thesundowner.com NSFW) and then Seductions ( www.seductions.com NSFW). Hope the links are right, they should be.
Had a few beers, had a few private dances, just had fun really.. Seductions offer you BJs if you pay, but I think it's a bit gross and didn't go for it. They get really aggressive about it too, one pretty much called me gay because I didn't want her to do it.
The beers are only a dollar more than any other bar, so it's not too bad. Dances are $20, about 10 quid, and they get fully naked and play with themselves (and you).. so it's totally worth it
I'd never been to see the 'rippers before, ever, so this seemed a good chance.
After 5hrs of perving, seriously - 5hrs, we went to a friends house for drinks and then out to a University party at Brock University ( www.brocku.ca) where my cousin is a student. Cheap drinks, $3 (1.50 pounds) but as it was my birthday they were mostly free because i know the management now, so that was cool.
Afterwards one of the guys wanted to go see strippers, not knowing that 2 of us had been earlier. So we went, he bought a 4-pint pitcher of beer for about $15 or 7.50 pounds, but the girls were rough. So we drank and heckled them from the front row, not maliciously, just for fun.. and they seemed to like it, it encouraged them to do more and direct it at us!! So that was kinda funny.
Spurs won too.
All in all a good day, 
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01 Oct 2006, 07:50 PM
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Location: Northampton, MA
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Re: My birthday
I've actually been to Sundowner's before (a few times no less), but not to the other ones. Some nice ladies there, despite what the pictures on the website would have you believe
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01 Oct 2006, 10:11 PM
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Yeah, that's right.. the website does it no justice. We saw a decent 'line change', to use a Hockey term, as the day wore on. The B team got replaced by the A team.
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02 Oct 2006, 09:45 AM
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Location: Indiana
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Originally Posted by Danners9
Yeah, that's right.. the website does it no justice. We saw a decent 'line change', to use a Hockey term, as the day wore on. The B team got replaced by the A team.
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you saw hannibal, murdoch, and Mr T dancing in the nude?
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02 Oct 2006, 10:41 AM
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The Tsar
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: TN
Supporter: Sheffield Wednesday FC, Tottenham Hotspur FC, Hull City AFC
Foe: Manchester United FC, Arsenal FC
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Originally Posted by pookspur
you saw hannibal, murdoch, and Mr T dancing in the nude?
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money well spent!
FREE ADVICE FOR DANNERS WHO JUST TURNED 23:
1.Never befriend immigrants legal or other.
2.Never enter into a business with said immigrants. It would be a better business venture to accept the $20 BJ and easier to get rid of the syphilis that would surely ensue than any amount of Guatemalan coffee you might import. Not that I would know....one way or the other...
Ah...em...Spurs won!
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