(Ohio) Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Foosinho, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    and...
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    Whatcha got? (I'll identify the persons in the photo if you don't know who they are.)
     
  2. bmurphyfl

    bmurphyfl Member

    Jun 10, 2000
    VT
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The guy on the left looks like Nick Lachey circa 2022. Who is it?
     
  3. Emile

    Emile Member

    Oct 24, 2001
    dead in a ditch
    It's the Human Hat Stand, Bernie Kosar.
     
  4. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    That's Kosar? He looks old as dirt.

    Who's the Black guy- looks too young to be Clarance Thomas, too big to be Armstrong Williams and too light-skinned to be J.C. Watts. I've run out of choices.
     
  5. EndlessMike

    EndlessMike New Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    Hopefully the next governor of the great State of Ohio.
    ....with a little help from Diebold that is.
     
  6. Samarkand

    Samarkand Member+

    May 28, 2001
    Hopefully? That's one word too many....
     
  7. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hard Core Right Winger Ken Blackwell, w/ Bush, and the Prince of Fumble Bernie Kosar.
     
  8. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    A Black Rightie whose name is Blackwell? Funny.

    Everybody oughta ask that mofo, "So.. who'd you play for?" just to piss him off.

    And Kosar may have fumbled many times, but he's still the best QB the Browns have had, at least since Otto Graham. Blame whoever the WR was that didn't run his route and let Jeremiah Castille run in on Byner for Cleveland not going to the Super Bowl.

    Waitaminit- Ken Blackwell. He did play for somebody, didn't he? Figures.

    I just can't recall who it was. I'll go google.

    EDIT: and it's sadder than was earlier thought.

    He's an opportunist and a chameleon. If Ohio elects this dude, they deserve whatever becomes of them.
     
  9. EndlessMike

    EndlessMike New Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    I hope people don't take his leaving the Cowboys before the first season as a euphemism for, 'He got his sorry ass cut'. It is just that he had a higher selfless calling to do great things for Ohio. Does anyone know if Toni Morrison is campaigning for him? This has to be a dream come true for her. As mayor, he helped to make Cincinnati the symbol of racial harmony that it is today. I hope he brings those same skills to the governorship.
     
  10. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    lol! :D
     
  11. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I see you all have identified the players (EndlessMike - you sound like you live in the Cincy area!).

    My caption:
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  12. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are there going to be any Diebold machines in use this time around?
     
  13. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As far as I know, yes. I can't recall hearing anything to the contrary.
     
  14. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rereading this thread, I am getting more and more cranked off the colser election time gets. If you're a Reep in Ohio, vote for this guy -- Bill Peirce. I hate Ken Blackwell and the 8 hour and 40 minute wait I had to undergo in the 2004 election. If he is governor and disaster strikes Ohio (be it tornado, flood, hellfire, inadequately funded schools, etc.) expect Mike Brown style incompetence to provide a band-aid solution.
     
  15. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    While I don't agree with all of Mr. Peirce's policy positions, he's certainly a lot better than Blackwell. At least he's staying away from the intentionally divisive politics and the Christianist rhetoric.

    Blackwell has a long history of incompetence. Do you live in a poor (Democrat-leaning) district? Those apparently experienced longer delays. In 2004 I lived in a pretty affluent suburb of Dayton, and I still had a pretty long wait, and I went to vote at opening. Plus, it was raining all day on election day in Dayton, and the line stretched out into the parking lot. Ugh.
     
  16. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "How's it feel to be The Man from Undercover Brother?"

    "The opposite of never winning the big one, Bern!"

    "Oh snap!"
     
  17. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    LOL!

    Side issue: I know it's not the same as being a starter, but Bernie took the last snap for your 'Boys in '92 or '93. You can see a big-ass ring in the photo.

    If that holds up, Blackwell better hope Diebold comes to the rescue.
     
  19. EndlessMike

    EndlessMike New Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    1 or 2 points would be within their ballpark. 5 points would be brazen. Covering 22 points would be an effin coup!
     
  20. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Well, the GOP's been pretty brazen the past couple years, at least on the national level, but you're right- 22 points is a hell of a spread to cover. I don't think they'd do it for Blackwell anyhow. You can see from Wiki that he stands for nothing but himself. Changing religious denominations (once or twice- okay. But several times?) and political parties like he's done makes him as much of a liability as an asset. Hell, I'd trust Keyes before I trusted this guy.

    Foos, it dawned on me that no one's really writing captions. Since I started the football commentary about Blackwell and Kosar and likely got the thread off topic, I'll give it a shot.

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    ...wanna get away? Grab a Snickers bar...

    Sorry, best I could do.
     
  21. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Kosar: 'I got some inside info. Take Blackwell minus the 22 points.'

    Bush: 'Are you sure? That's one hell of a spread to cover.'

    Kosar: 'It's in the bank, baby.'

    Blackwell: 'Trust me. Your people contacted my people already. Didn't they tell you?'

    Bush: 'They never tell me. I'm always the last one to know.'
     
  22. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Poor is a slight understatement. I'm apparently singlehandedly trying to bring the affluence to the Hudson St. area. The major problem on that day was all the transient voters who were either interested in the POTUS race or for/against the Columbus cigarette ban. I do have to admit that my precinct has seen maybe 1/50 of the turnout elections before and after combined. Regardless, to ignore the staggering number of all of the newly registered voters was silly at best.

    On a slight side note, in my polling place, there are several voting precincts. I was behind a lady that filled out two, yes '2', provisional votes before she got in the correct line to record her official vote. The polling workers wanted to make sure her vote counted and had her file 'dummy votes' in case they couldn't verify which of the precincts to which she was registered before she left.


    Regarding Caption Contest:
    If John Elway can screw Ohio-ans while coming from behind, you can too Mr. Blackwell.
     
  23. EndlessMike

    EndlessMike New Member

    Jun 6, 2006
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    BUSH: Holy Fu...! Security! There's a fellow on PCP attacking me!
    He's as big as a bear and growling! Shoot! Snipers! SHOOT!

    KOSAR: No...no. Mr. President. That's Mr. Blackwell. The man you came
    here to meet for the photo-op.

    BUSH: But I'm supposed to meet the Republican candidate.

    KOSAR: That is the Republican candidate Mr. President.

    BUSH: But he's....

    KOSAR: I know, I know. It's OK sir. His penis is only as big as my thumb,
    so he's no threat to our masculinity or our womenfolk.

    BUSH: OK I suppose. But who the hell are you!

    KOSAR: I'm Bernie Kosar sir. Here to try to get some 'special attention' for my
    Ohio business investments.

    BUSH: Oh, another washed up sports hero. The Republican party always
    has room for you guys.

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    BLACKWELL: Hello Mr. President. It's an honor to meet you. I got your people's memo, and so I brought Bernie along so you would have someone you could shake hands with.

    BUSH: Just super. Then maybe you just sort of forgot the stipulations on talking, eye contact, and especially touching. Your hand, please!

    BLACKWELL: Oh, I'm sorry sir. Of course.

    BUSH: I was able to ignore 'em for almost six years now, barely even acknowledging their existence. Then first I have to talk to a whole convention full of 'em. Now I have to campaign for one of 'em......How far the mighty have fallen.

    BLACKWELL: Sir????
     

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