Jaime in Sports Illustrated

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  1. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In this weeks issue he is featured in a bit called Pop Culture Grid in which athletes are asked to answer some pop culture questions. Below are the questions and his answers:

    Q. People say i look like...
    A. Jaime Moreno

    Q.Superman power I'd like to have
    A.I'd love to be able to fly

    Q.Best place to get barbeque
    A. My house. No need to go out

    Q.Song of summer so far
    A.Hips don't lie

    Q.In a speedo, I look
    A.Tremendous

    Q. Strangest thing a ref has said to me
    A."You are an idiot"
     
  2. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    Just yikes!
    :eek:
     
  3. evanpemsocr

    evanpemsocr New Member

    Jun 11, 2004
    Rocky Mount, Va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LOL, those are all pretty funny.
     
  4. ONE

    ONE Member

    Aug 11, 2000
    NOLA
    serious sig material right there.
     
  5. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    That's hilarious. :D
     
  6. JayJay4Pres

    JayJay4Pres New Member

    May 10, 2003
    909
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There has to be a banner from this material...just has too..
     
  7. Ashleysita

    Ashleysita New Member

    Jun 25, 2006
    Murderland (MD)
    Haha! That's really funny. Who's on the cover of that issue?
     
  8. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    I agree
     
  9. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fear the speedo.
     
  10. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    :D Perfect!
     
  11. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whew! I was afraid he was featured, or on the cover. Landon was on the cover in May, look what it did to him, he got even horribler.

    And he's right, he does look just like Jaime :)
     
  12. SteveWWJ

    SteveWWJ Member

    Jan 28, 2003
    Reston, VA
    I just snarfed my blueberry yogurt! Too funny.
     
  13. soccerkitty

    soccerkitty New Member

    Dec 24, 2005
    Northern Va

    No doubt! That's something I don't like to see. Makes you want to throw the guy your towel. I guess no worse that a fat woman in a bikini or a white baithing suit :eek: .
     
  14. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If we need an independent judge on the whole Speedo thing I'm available (you know, just to be certain! ;) )

    K
     
  15. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    You force me to do it.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. spidergoose

    spidergoose Member

    Nov 2, 2004
    Annapolis
    Club:
    DC United
    Bullshit, nobody forced your hand on that one :mad:
     
  17. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis

    Fear the Speedo.

    :D
     
  18. JayJay4Pres

    JayJay4Pres New Member

    May 10, 2003
    909
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought we were talking about Jaime in a speedo, not Meola.
     
  19. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis

    See his picture in a previous post...
     
  20. soccerkitty

    soccerkitty New Member

    Dec 24, 2005
    Northern Va

    I was not talking about anyone in particular. I just prefer shorts :).
     
  21. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    May the shorts be with you! :)
     
  22. galperin

    galperin Member

    Feb 1, 2001
    Maineville, OH
    Someone really needs to make a banner tha says "Fear the speedo!"
     
  23. spidergoose

    spidergoose Member

    Nov 2, 2004
    Annapolis
    Club:
    DC United
    Personally, I think that one would be a little too obscure and weird. If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
     
  24. AlecW81

    AlecW81 Member

    Oct 20, 2005
    Durham, NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Jaime Is TREMENDOUS"
     
  25. JayJay4Pres

    JayJay4Pres New Member

    May 10, 2003
    909
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    That's my point...totally Tony Meola in that pic.
     

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