[eric515]

I was thinking this one would be cool (even if it has already happened):

A guy scores a goal, runs to the crowd behind goal, grabs a ball from a kid, autographs it, and gives it back...That would be funny, and cool, as hell!!

Any other ideas rattling around in your collective heads??

[evilcrossbar]

This one is so obvious so I might as well get it out there:

Mia Hamm or some other hot chick takes her shirt off and there is no sports bra underneath.


Another senario, this one designed to promote the 'family atmosphere' at MLS games:

After the visiting team scores a go ahead goal, the player runs to where the home fans are plants his feet firmly, and flicks a pair of birds while screaming "f****k you @ssholes!" to make all the soccer moms angry and the little kiddies cry.

[Ringo]

how about a guy scores a goal and calmly goes back to lineup for the restart. sort of act like it's not the first time he's scored a goal and that he expects to score another.

no, on second thought that would be boring. maybe he could just give the goalie he scored on a big wedgie and then cram the ball down his underpants.

[evilcrossbar]

This one is so obvious so I might as well get it out there:

Mia Hamm or some other hot chick takes her shirt off and there is no sports bra underneath.


Another senario, this one designed to promote the 'family atmosphere' at MLS games:

After the visiting team scores a go ahead goal, the player runs to where the home fans are plants his feet firmly, and flicks a pair of birds while screaming "f****k you @ssholes!" to make all the soccer moms angry and the little kiddies cry.

[timmy409]

or they go the the home teams crowd an moon them

[eric515]

Originally posted by evilcrossbar
This one is so obvious so I might as well get it out there:

Mia Hamm or some other hot chick takes her shirt off and there is no sports bra underneath.

How about they just moon us?? Or maybe if they want to really trash the image of the game...one of Heather Mitts teammates can simulate oral sex on here after she scores...

[Slash/ED]

I always wanted to score a goal and run upto an empty seat in the stand, sit down, clap and ask the person beside me if he liked that one.

[kevbrunton]

Originally posted by Ringo1725
how about a guy scores a goal and calmly goes back to lineup for the restart. sort of act like it's not the first time he's scored a goal and that he expects to score another.

That's what my son does -- even though he doesn't score near as much any more now that he's a defender.

When it's a REALLY big goal, he has been know to pump a fist.

When I asked him about it several years ago at age 13 (when he played striker), he said, "I score all the time. That's my job."

I thought that was pretty cool for a 13 year old.

And now that he's in high school and U17 level, he still acts the same.

It's the celebration I like to see.

[Doctor Stamen]

Anything but a Tim Henman clenched fist.

I'd like to see either:
1. Chin ups on the oppositions goal.
2. Robbie Savage/Dennis Wise/Glenn Hoddle impaled on the corner flag.

[skipshady]

When I was playing, my typical goal celebrations were the Run Away From My Teammates So They Can Chase And Mob Me or Act Like I Did Nothing Special And Point And Clap Towards The Guy Who Made The Assist.

Of course, I've always wanted to do the Hump The Corner Flag or the Find A Cute Girl In The Crowd, Kiss Her, Then Yell "Score".