Anna-Nicole Smith drunk ? Never !

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I hate the following:
1. Last of the summer wine (aka old Northerners falling down hills)
2. Anything with Michael Barrymore in it (turn down any invitation to pool parties from this man

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3. Songs of Praise (only about 5% of the UK ever go to church)
4. Where the Heart is (bland northern rubbish)
5. Friends (it's always been rubbish)
6. TRL/Real life/other MTV programmes like these
7. Dawson's Creek (no slack-jawed hillbillies or mutant animals to spice it up)
8. Hollyoaks (aka shite teen soap where
all the girls are blonde).
9. Eastenders/Corrination street/brookside/any other soap you care to mention.
10. Anything with Richard Blackwood in it (for those who don't know, he's a wannabe Will Smith/Chris Rock)