1. Giorgio Armani wears Jay Wright suits. 2. Jay Wright doesn't own a mirror. He can see it in your face that he looks good. 3. Jay Wright has a suit for every day of the year, when the year is over, he throws them away and buys new ones. 4. When Jay Wright was in prep school, all the students wore uniforms. Jay Wright was still voted best dressed. 5. If Jay Wright wants to get a girl pregnant, he just stares at her and loosens his tie. 6. A bum asked Jay Wright for some change, but he gave him one of his old sport jackets instead. Now that bum is known as Donald Trump. 7. It's been predicted that if Jay Wright ever spilled anything on one of his suits, stains would be "in" for 200 years. 8. Jay Wright didn't get an extension until 2013. The year 2013 signed with Jay. 9. At least 12 photographers have been institutionalized from trying to find Jay Wright's best side. 10. Eva Longoria flashed Jay Wright; he wasn't impressed. He has seen better. 11. When Jay Wright showers, the soap gets cleaned. 12. Jay Wright has been voted People's Sexiest Man Alive every year since he was five. He refuses to accept until the magazine bans St. Joe's fans from subscribing. 13. The Hawk will never die... that is until Jay Wright wants him to. 14. Four years ago Jay Wright decided an NCAA championship ring would go well with his suit. The rest is history. 15. Show me a female student at St. Joes who doesn't want to bang Jay Wright and I'll show you a lesbian. 16. Villanova games don't have to be in High Definition, Jay Wright makes the TV look better. 17. When Brad Pitt looks at a mirror he says, "Damn I almost look as good as Jay Wright's shadow." 18. Porn stars download Jay Wright videos on their computer. 19. Jason Fraser had to learn how to block shots by himself because Jay Wright doesn't know the meaning of the word rejection. 20. Every year the alumni association spends thousands of dollars to buy Jay Wright the best ties they can find. Jay uses them as his "work out ties." 21. The term birthday suit was invented when Jay Wright was born wearing a tuxedo. 22. The Big 5 used to be the Big 6 until the NCAA decided it could no longer recognize Jay Wright as team. 23. If looks could kill Jay Wright would be on trial for genocide. 24. Rudy Gay used to be named Rudy Straight until he met Jay Wright. 25. If Jay Wright made a cameo on one episode, the show would be called, "Deeply Satisfied Housewives." 26. When Jay Wright was in third grade his class was asked to dress up for Picture Day. He was confused for a week. 27. I say Nova, you say Nation! Jay says something, you shut the hell up. 28. Fat Tuesday lost weight for Jay Wright. 29. Dick Vitale dresses like Jay Wright for J.J. Redick. http://www.collegewingmen.com/JayWrightFacts.html