[The Old Lady Hertha]

Who do you think would win in a fistfight?



(You may also have a serious discussion about this is you want)

[Alex_K]

Wörns - I just can't imagine Klinsmann kicking anyone's ass. Damn, such a fight would suck.

[The Old Lady Hertha]

Originally Posted by Alex_K

Damn, such a fight would suck.

ROFL...now that I think about it, I don't wanna see this fight either hahaaha

[pepper96]

funny thread

[Jaison]

Klinsi would drive up in his Beetle, pull out a guitar, start singing and playing "Give Peace a Chance" and try resolve things non-violently. Woerns of course wouldn't have any of it and uppercut Klinsi into the next time zone. Woerns derives his power from that huge birthmark on his neck, hence punching someone into the next time zone.

[The Old Lady Hertha]

Originally Posted by Jaison

Klinsi would drive up in his Beetle, pull out a guitar, start singing and playing "Give Peace a Chance" and try resolve things non-violently. Woerns of course wouldn't have any of it and uppercut Klinsi into the next time zone. Woerns derives his power from that huge birthmark on his neck, hence punching someone into the next time zone.

Who can argue against such logic???

[Jaison]

Or.. we could have a westside story theme...

Klinsi's upstart gang (The Jets):


Mertesacker, Huth, Jansen, Sinkiewicz, and Owomoyela.

Vs.


Rudi Voeller's golden oldies gang (The Sharks):

Woerns, Nowotny, Bobic, Ramelow, and Hamann.


They would strut their flashy moves, then have a big old rumble to settle the score.

[Jaison]

Originally Posted by The Old Lady Hertha

Who can argue against such logic???

Of course!

[prymetyme]

Klinsmann would win because he'd remind people what he did for German soccer, then they'd storm Woerns.

[scorpio81]

we'd never know because klinsi would never allow any cameras and they wouldnt talk to the media afterwards...