[usscouse]

I wuz driving home the other evening passing a building site, stooped my soccer moms van and took my camera to the deck on a house they were building. Took this and had a laugh with the builders......Counldn't resist.

[liverbird]

Originally Posted by usscouse

I wuz driving home the other evening passing a building site, stooped my soccer moms van and took my camera to the deck on a house they were building. Took this and had a laugh with the builders......Counldn't resist.

When are they gonna build one with a view?

[Twenty26Six]

So nice, you posted it twice! I'm still waiting for that invite to the "Summer Party".

[usscouse]

Wait until summer son!

My granddaughter the 5 year old artist practices total painting....!

[usscouse]

So there I was, just lying in bed this morning. Haven't been able to do that for a while. So I clicked FSC on, it was football (surprize) from Seria A, Italy.

What a crock of Poo Poo..!!! The more I watched the more I realized why the terraces where empty.
I don't think there was any time play continued for more than 60 seconds without a whistle. Usually for a dive or a sly trip (Or both) resulting in para medics with stretchers running on to provide mouth to mouth and heart starting resusitation.

I have to admit, those medics were good. Before they could get the man on the stretcher he would leap to his feet and trot off to take his free kick....A freekin' miracle, before my very eyes. Too bad Diana was assassinated in Paris and not Rome.....

I lost count of the smashed windpipes as people were karate chopped to the throat and the broken legs. One poor guy had two broken legs for a while but he bravely played on for the team.

When one keeper was chalenged with a threatening glare, he went down faster than a Venitian whore's knickers. (Or RVN) While the rest of his team threatened to walk off unless the glare-er was red carded.

They must have had 22 ambulances parked behind the dressing rooms for the trip to the ozzie after the match.

Thank the good Haysus for the prem...!!!

[Twenty26Six]

Originally Posted by usscouse

So there I was, just lying in bed this morning. Haven't been able to do that for a while. So I clicked FSC on, it was football (surprize) from Seria A, Italy.

Thank the good Haysus for the prem...!!!

On another note, my cable provider just picked up ESPN Deportes. So I got to watch the Rotterdam Derby, Feyenoord v. Sparta Rotterdam @ noon today. [CL Matchday 6: Benfica v. Scum is on now]

*Kuyt looked strong and able to play anywhere across their front three. But more of a link man than out-n-out stiker it seemed. Nice replacement for Morientes perhaps?
*Crowd atmosphere was nice.
*ESPN does put out good video production. Much better than the FSC.

In general play was earnest and without the heavy dose of cynicism I've grown to see from some leagues.

[Disclaimer: At least the minutes I watched in between chasing my daughter and dribbling the soccer ball around the house terrorizing the dog.]

[Twenty26Six]

Liverpool vs Man United... 19 Feb 2006 07:46 AM Teso Dos Bichos get a grip

Looks like I have an admirer.

[Suss]

Originally Posted by usscouse

So there I was, just lying in bed this morning. Haven't been able to do that for a while. So I clicked FSC on, it was football (surprize) from Seria A, Italy.

What a crock of Poo Poo..!!! The more I watched the more I realized why the terraces where empty.
I don't think there was any time play continued for more than 60 seconds without a whistle. Usually for a dive or a sly trip (Or both) resulting in para medics with stretchers running on to provide mouth to mouth and heart starting resusitation.

I have to admit, those medics were good. Before they could get the man on the stretcher he would leap to his feet and trot off to take his free kick....A freekin' miracle, before my very eyes. Too bad Diana was assassinated in Paris and not Rome.....

I lost count of the smashed windpipes as people were karate chopped to the throat and the broken legs. One poor guy had two broken legs for a while but he bravely played on for the team.

When one keeper was chalenged with a threatening glare, he went down faster than a Venitian whore's knickers. (Or RVN) While the rest of his team threatened to walk off unless the glare-er was red carded.

They must have had 22 ambulances parked behind the dressing rooms for the trip to the ozzie after the match.

Thank the good Haysus for the prem...!!!

To be fair, FSC ususally gets the worst Seria A games. If you throw in Christian Miles, its a really bad experience. If an Italian were to turn on Sunderland vs. Portsmouth with a clueless announcer, they wouldn't think much of the Premiership either.

[quentinc]

I love how FSC tries to bill their Serie A games as the relegation battle RIGHT HERE ON FSC. And it's even worse in Italy, because the team's there are so disparate from top to bottom.

[liverbird]

Originally Posted by Suss55

To be fair, FSC ususally gets the worst Seria A games. If you throw in Christian Miles, its a really bad experience. If an Italian were to turn on Sunderland vs. Portsmouth with a clueless announcer, they wouldn't think much of the Premiership either.

I'm with Usscouse on this one (per usual). Crap football is crap football and I've seen Milan Derby matches that exactly fit his description of Serie A.