[Motterman]

Leeds:

[gosh1976]

[Numquam Moribimur]

Once a BLUE always a ....................

[Dark Savante]

That would be my avatar.

[jayro75]

A really ugly woman walks into a nursing home accompanied by her two
kids.
An old geezer sitting in a wheelchair looks up and says. "Are they twins?"


The woman is obviously surprised and says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why?

Do you really think they look alike?"

"No, I just can't believe you got laid twice."

[SirManchester]

Originally Posted by Numquam Moribimur

Once a BLUE always a ....................

Is that Stevie G?

[Motterman]

Originally Posted by SirManchester

Is that Stevie G?

Actually, it's his cousin, but it's good for a larf.

[mhtwins113]

Originally Posted by Motterman

Actually, it's his cousin, but it's good for a larf.

I would have bet my car that Stevie G was the one in that pic. Of course, if I had, I'd be car-less now.

[Uniteder]

Didn't know where to put this -

enjoy lads its a poem


My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!

[Toon³]