[Motterman]

The Manchester United Drinking Game
2006 Edition

Gary Neville:

+gets an assist from a cross – 1 drink
+dives and gets booked for simulation – 1 drink
+wins a penalty (honestly) – 2 drinks
+on the pitch, but not playing right back - CHUG


Rio Ferdinand:

+heads away a corner kick – 1 drink
+brings the ball from our own half into the opposition’s penalty area – 2 drinks
+scores a goal – 3 drinks
+executes a perfect slidetackle – CHUG

Edwin Van Der Sar:

+parries a shot over the bar – 1 drink
+punches a cross out for a throw in – 1 drink
+throws the ball almost to the half line – 2 drinks
+saves a penalty against the scousers – CHUG

Ryan Giggs:

+dribbles a defender turning him inside out more than once – 1 drink
+scores a goal on a volley – 2 drinks
+lays the ball back for Scholes to blast one from the edge of the penalty area – 1 drink
+same thing, but for Wayne Rooney – 2 drinks
+scores with his right foot - CHUG

Cristiano Ronaldo:

+keeps his feet after a defender tries to tackle him – 1 drink
+sprints back to help defend after giving ball away cheaply – 2 drinks
+does more than 5 stepovers at one time – 3 drinks
+scores a goal that wins a match – CHUG

Paul Scholes:

+executes a clean tackle – 3 drinks
+booked for a rash challenge – 2 drinks
+scores a goal from the edge of the area – 2 drinks
+passes the ball back to Van Der Sar – CHUG

Darren Fletcher:

+makes a square pass – 1 drink
+makes a back pass – 1 drink
+makes a looping defence-splitting pass – 3 drinks
+executes a 1 touch pass – 1 drink
+scores a goal – CHUG

Ruud Van Nistelrooy:

+flagged for offside – 1 drink
+gets fouled hard, but there’s no call – 2 drinks
+wins a penalty (don’t care if it’s fairly or not) – 1 drink
+scores the resultant penalty kick– 2 drinks
+takes a shot from outside the penalty area – 1 drink
+and scores - CHUG

Wayne Rooney:

+breaks up the opposition’s move in our own penalty area – 1 drink
+video captures him swearing – 2 drinks
+audio? – 2 drinks
+scores a goal after roasting 1 defender – 1 drink
+2 defenders – 2 drinks
+3 defenders – 3 drinks
+4 or more? - CHUG

Sir Alex Ferguson:

+shown shouting at players or referee – 2 drinks
+waving to the crowd smiling – 1 drink
+shown chewing gum – 1 drink
+shown on the touchline looking at his watch – 2 drinks
+makes a substitution before the 65th minute, not because of an injury – CHUG

The Team:

+The team is wearing red shirts, white shorts, and black socks – 1 drink
+United score on a corner kick – 2 drinks
+Any player scores a hat trick – 3 drinks
+3 points against City – 3 drinks
+Beckham’s name is mentioned during the broadcast – 7 drinks
+United score in stoppage time (either at the half or the end of the match) – CHUG
+George Best is mentioned during the broadcast – CHUG TWICE
+You see Motterman at the pub – Give him beer to CHUG with you.


Feel free to add you own....

[newsweetheart]

Just be careful if you have to drive after playing this game... wouldn't be much fun if someone wound up in jail or hurting themselves or someone else...

[Motterman]

Originally Posted by newsweetheart

Just be careful if you have to drive after playing this game... wouldn't be much fun if someone wound up in jail or hurting themselves or someone else...

I forgot, this is the 2006 Home Edition.

[listen_up_fergie]

Ryan Giggs
+ If you spot him on the pitch - 1 drink

[prymetyme]

[/QUOTE] +You see Motterman at the pub – Give him beer to CHUG with you.


Feel free to add you own.... [/QUOTE]

best thread ever i plan on using this for the city match sat night for the tape delay at 11 of FSC ps. what do you condider one drink lol

[haven]

I'd be dead by halftime. Wouldn't trust to drive myself home after about five minutes! And yes, I can hold my liquor.

Motterman's liver most be titanium alloy...

[StrikerCW]

What does everyone like to drink? Guess I could start a new thread, maybe later.