hottest usmnt players thread: I forget what 8 was for

Welcome to the eighth "Hottest USMNT players thread," aka the "boca and demps picspam thread," the "did jrkumor mention she is somewhat fond of noonan thread," the "hey ultra peanut could you talk about your height/gk fetish some more thread," the "cyn is better at schmoozing with players than you thread," and "oh yeah, that thread." First, let's repost the rules from the last one:

1. Trolling anywhere on BS is frowned upon, but especially on this thread. It will not be tolerated (BabyTiger's got our back). Posting pics from the infamous NYT photo spread has been done in the previous threads and laughed at, so get over it and move on.
2. A picture MUST be posted on every page. While talking about how hot our boys are is great, it's more stimulating to see how hot they are.
3. Give credit to the folks taking the pictures. Without them, we would not have 3000+ posts over the course of these threads!

a new rule of my own since it seems to have been a de-facto thing from the last threads:

4. If he's been called into camp, he counts. One cap wonder, he counts. Always a benchwarmer and never a sub, he counts. If he's crossed the player pool listing at any point in anyone's memory, he counts. I bring this up because a) I am awfully fond of GKs, a position for which we have depth wildly outpacing available caps and b) photos of players from years past are always welcome.

I'm also gonna start something new and amusing once New Year's hits. You'll see.

previous timewasters:
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seven

I begin the thread with my own stock:

 

Hell yes! Man, I wish I had the scratch to go out for any of the Jan/Feb friendlies.

Speaking of which, for the camp leading up to those games, Mapp's been replaced by Klein, and Walker's been replaced by Wells.

Here's someone who'll be there: Baby Brad!

 

To the Japan friendly, I don't know. To Germany, at least seven others got in on the ticket round I did, and I know a few more were trying their luck with the USSF allotment.