[BridgeMonkee]

You gotta love Football Chants and Songs. . .

Some of my favorites

Uncle Fern will like this one…

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

''Going down .going down going down, the macckems fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .

Cruel, but funny…

"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips


Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"



(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.


A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says ******** YOU!!


In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from Football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

He's red, He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad

[liverbird]

"**** off Chelsea FC
You ain't got no history
5 European Cups and 18 leagues
that's what we call history"

Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.

[JoshDB]

Originally Posted by liverbird

"**** off Chelsea FC
You ain't got no history
5 European Cups and 18 leagues
that's what we call history"

Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.

Why weren't they singing it at home in the Premier League?

Oh...

[liverbird]

Originally Posted by JoshDB

Why weren't they singing it at home in the Premier League?

Oh...

Probably were -- I just wasn't there.

Another to the tune of Sleepy Jean

"Cheer up Peter Reid
oh what can it mean
to a complete wanker
with a sh1te football team"

also:

"It's here,
it's there,
Phil's nose is everywhere"

Liverpool opponents taunting Phil Thompson.

[Bluto11]

you are a scouser
an ugly scouser
you're only happy on Giro day
your mom's out stealing
your dad's drug dealing
please don't take my hubcaps away

[liverbird]

Originally Posted by Bluto11

you are a scouser
an ugly scouser
you're only happy on Giro day
your mom's out stealing
your dad's drug dealing
please don't take my hubcaps away

Do you sing that to Rooney?

[Bluto11]

Originally Posted by liverbird

Do you sing that to Rooney?

me personally, nope.

i just found it while browsing www.footballchants.org

[Toon³]

Emre pass you make
Emre shot you take
Emre goal you make
Emre heart you break
We'll be watching you!

[liverbird]

Ok, to the tune of Que Sera, Sera

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
he hits the ball forty yards
he's big and he's ********ing hard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

[JoshDB]

Here for the money
You're only here for the money
Here for the money
You're only here for the money