[Catfish]

That's right people....PSG now offers Parisian supporters an English version. Now I can actually stay current with PSG average seasons....lol.

Good times.

[SportBoy333]

Well good news to hear. I hope the forums are in English now too.

[Mel Brennan]

It looks like the CSKA Moscow match was the last time the news was updated...???

http://www.psg.fr/en/news/news_en.html

If so, that's not an "English language" option; rather, it's running the website, and building the "PSG.fr" brand, the same way the on-field perfromance has been run this year. That is, piss-poorly.

[Catfish]

Originally Posted by Mel Brennan

It looks like the CSKA Moscow match was the last time the news was updated...???

http://www.psg.fr/en/news/news_en.html

If so, that's not an "English language" option; rather, it's running the website, and building the "PSG.fr" brand, the same way the on-field perfromance has been run this year. That is, piss-poorly.

I just saw what your talking about....PATHETIC!

[qiansong99]

Yay!

[ilv2]

give it time, if its not up by the end of summer i'd be surprised.

or you could take up french.

btw. giansong, i'm curious, a manutd fan from liverpool?

[ikvat]

Warf
With PSG, brain is often optional.
Paris est tragique!

[gaijin]

Originally Posted by ikvat

Warf
With PSG, brain is often optional.
Paris est tragique!

True but at least we get that option.

People in Marseilles don't have brains.......well not anymore.

Word is the majority got rid of them in the great 'Metal bird incident' of 1982.

Very tragic indeed. All those poor Marseillais, looked up in the sky and saw a giant metal bird that came down and took away some of their folks....

Needless to say, they burned those heretics who claimed that they lived inside the bird and condemned its existance. Anyone who spoke of that mystical beast, became cast out by the chief elders, never to return to the village of the damned.

Ever since then, to stop the flow 'people thoughts' of the 'outside world', the people of Marseille sold off their brains to a German consortium - to put in the heads of monkeys - who in turn would be used in experimental trials to determine if an anminal can run a French broadcasting company.

Needless to say, it was a huge success and now everyone in France enjoys TF1 on a regular basis, the Marseille folk are happy that the big Metal bird is gone and no-one in the village ever feels those 'thoughts' again.



Happy days.........

[gaijin]

PARIS (AFP) - Sat May 14, 06:04 AM ET

The last known source of Marseille beating PSG was found today by British archaeologist, Sir Reginald Sidebottom III.

A recent excavation to a site near the port of Algiers, discovered an early Laserdisc copy of zed match.

'Unfortunately, the picture is really terrible' recalled Sidebottom. It's clear that it has been here a long time, and has suffered a lot of wear and tear over the years. Clearly many locals did not know of its presence and those who did were probably mortified by its existence. No doubt it was hidden away so that it may never be seen again by humanity.

The so called 'Fable of Marseille' dubbed by many Parisian historians. Could well indeed be a hoax. A similar event happened in 1992, when a VHS tape found in Aubervilliers by a 12 year old child after rummaging through his dad's porno collection proved fruitless. 13 years ago, it was proved that the tape was nothing more than a man castrating a monkey, whilst a big breasted women poured liquor over the mans genitals.

Many scientists were somewhat fooled by the resemblance of the chimp as early Marseille man. 'It was harsh lesson', says Dr Christophe De Vilier, head of audio-visual studies at the university of Bordeaux. 'We were taken in and fooled, although many had believed that this is what they were looking for. I for one, was one of them....'

The so called story of 'Marseille beating PSG' was laughed off by many historians years ago - who claim that there was no sufficient evidence that an event like that actually happened.

'We can't know for sure' recounts David Bystron, head of Anthropological studies at the Sorbonne. 'There are many strange anomalies associated with such an artefact'. But we do know of various early 20th century French literature that does foretell of such an event. So maybe it is not within the realms of impossibility.'

The artefact soon to be moved to Paris, for closer inspection by local historians and technicians has been described by those in the media as 'The next Shroud of Turin.'

Local priest, Thierry Fransone, is not sure, but remains optimistic that it is of religious significance. 'Certainly it doesn't resemble anything to do with our saviour, Jesus Christ, although the entity of such an object, certainly opens the question to an act of some form of divine presence.'

The findings of the research are to be given to in the next 3 months to the National Archaeology Counsel of France, perhaps declaring once and for all if the footage is for real or if it is indeed another high-class fake.

'Even if it is a fake' says Bystron. 'We know that we are looking, but the more we do, the more you have to feel that it maybe just doesn't exist.'

.......

[ikvat]

Originally Posted by SportBoy333

I dont really like his style or agree with a lot of what he says but the France forum was definately kinda dead before he got here so I do give him sole credit for helping to make it prosper.

Yes, indeed, with his precious help, this board is on the right way for becoming a psychiatric hospital!