[Soccer-Man II]

It's another glorious day for the MISL. The league has announced its new business plan. Last season's plan remained confidential but with the name change to MISL comes transparency.

Our glorious Commissioner David Grimaldi was musing one day about the sheer genius of Ed Hale and saying it was ashame that Hale couldn't be in every MISL city. Then the Commissioner remembered the Austin Powers movies and realized he was wrong. If the Austin Powers movies had Mini-Me, thought Grimaldi, why can't the four MISL cities other than Baltimore each have Mini-Hales?

The Mini-Hale idea has been implemented and it's going to save indoor soccer. Of course, a few bugs have to be worked out. A minor problem or two has cropped up with the Mini-Hales in each MISL city that will have to be worked out.

Monterrey: Monterrey's Mini-Hale has flunked his Berlitz Spanish course.

Rockford: The Rockford Mini-Hale continuously hands out First Mariner Bank calendars to players and the coaching staff during Rampage practices and keeps pestering them about opening accounts. He also didn't exactly ingratiate himself with Rampage management when he said, "Why can't you guys draw fans? There's even less to do here than there is in Baltimore."

Philadelphia: The Philly Mini-Hale became upset when he overheard coach D'Ambra tell his team, "If you don't play some defense it's going to foreclose any chance we have of being champions." Philly Mini-Hale ran up to d'Ambra, kicked him in the shins and said "If you say foreclose again, I'll aim a little higher!"

Milwaukee: When Milwaukee Mini-Hale arrived at the Wave office, Peter Wilt said that he had already run several soccer teams and didn't need the Mini-Hale around. Milwaukee Mini-Hale said that he didn't care how many soccer teams Wilt had run because none could hold a candle to the Baltimore Blast, the greatest soccer team in the US. Then, Milwaukee Mini-Hale insisted that the Blast not the Wave is really the oldest soccer franchise in the US and told the Wave staff it had better stop making that claim.

There are some muffled sounds coming from a credenza in the Wave office and some suspect that Milwaukee Mini-Hale has been locked in there. Commissioner Grimaldi is investigating.

[cardshopmd]

soccerman u need to get a real life if all you can do is complain about the league why do u waste your time with stupid comments & things u have now clue about
go back to the rock you hide under & let the real indoor fans enjoy this board

[FutsalFan]

I actually found this to be mildly entertaining!

CardshopMD - Soccerman II is just poking fun...