Thanks Toronto, Dallas, and DC!

GOREVS3000 · 25 Oct 2009, 10:48 PM

Dear Toronto, Dallas, and DC,

Thanks for choking when it counts. We really appreciate your assistance in the efforts of our terrible team to back into the playoffs.

Toronto and DC failed to qualify in pathetic fashion, especially Toronto.

You lost 5-0 to the worst team in the league and possibly one of the worst in MLS history. The highlight for you every season is bailing your pathetic Sour Patch Kid fans out of some pathetic cow-town jail in Ohio. Since you suck you now have all season to start raising money for your epic trip next year. Enjoy that being the only highlight of your entire season.

DC, you tied a team away that had NOTHING TO PLAY FOR. Granted you played another cow-town team and you didn't lose but it is still sad. Hey look on the brightside, you're not Toronto. You have a history and shit.

Dallas? Meh, why bother. Did anybody know you had a game that night? When are you moving to St. Louis?

I really can't wait to watch the Revs lose our fifth MLS Cup Final this year. Wooo!

Main Man · 25 Oct 2009, 11:42 PM

East St. Louis Burn (Barrels). I could see it.

Keystone FC · 26 Oct 2009, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GOREVS3000

Dear Toronto, Dallas, and DC,

Thanks for choking when it counts. We really appreciate your assistance in the efforts of our terrible team to back into the playoffs.

Toronto and DC failed to qualify in pathetic fashion, especially Toronto.

You lost 5-0 to the worst team in the league and possibly one of the worst in MLS history. The highlight for you every season is bailing your pathetic Sour Patch Kid fans out of some pathetic cow-town jail in Ohio. Since you suck you now have all season to start raising money for your epic trip next year. Enjoy that being the only highlight of your entire season.

DC, you tied a team away that had NOTHING TO PLAY FOR. Granted you played another cow-town team and you didn't lose but it is still sad. Hey look on the brightside, you're not Toronto. You have a history and shit.

Dallas? Meh, why bother. Did anybody know you had a game that night? When are you moving to St. Louis?

I really can't wait to watch the Revs lose our fifth MLS Cup Final this year. Wooo!

What can I say...we do what we can. At least we made some fans in the MLS world happy.

jokeefe80 · 26 Oct 2009, 11:07 AM

5-0 lol

Joedogsweetman · 27 Oct 2009, 01:33 AM

Look at the NE fans crawling out of shadows. I thought you guys were extinct . . . . .

jokeefe80 · 27 Oct 2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Joedogsweetman

Look at the NE fans crawling out of shadows. I thought you guys were extinct . . . . .

We decided to come back out, just as you guys did a year ago.

GOREVS3000 · 27 Oct 2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Joedogsweetman

Look at the NE fans crawling out of shadows. I thought you guys were extinct . . . . .

We're following your bandwagon blueprint. We just don't have the ready access to a four year cycle of disposable college kids who after they leave cow-town will forget about Columbus and soccer.