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The Official Conor Casey vs. Honduras PBP:

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

wtf bob. CASEY? all he does is score from the penalty spot.....oh we have someone who can do that already

Originally Posted by American Arsenal

Casey. Starting.

You ****ing kidding me, Bob?!

Originally Posted by tavo2311

CASEY!?

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

casey....WHY????

Originally Posted by OWN(yewu)ED

Conor Casey.....

Please god give me cancer

Originally Posted by withoutthee88

Casey is starting.

The Bradley legend grows!

Originally Posted by WraithXx

omg Casey... idiot.

Originally Posted by smokarz

can i say Casey looks like a BIG DUMB ROCK out there?

Originally Posted by TFC USA

CASEY?!!!

Why no Davies or Altidore?

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

Great chest pass by Casey there. To Honduras. **** he sucks.

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

Michael Casey. LOL.

Originally Posted by BSGuy321

Conor Casey looks tired already

Originally Posted by gjdow

Wonderful run by Casey. Too bad he couldn't get anything resembling a shot off.

Originally Posted by Pagefan

Conor Casey with the worst cross in the history of mankind.

Originally Posted by seattlest7

WTF is Casey doing on this field...

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Originally Posted by El Niño Orgulloso

Ridiculous cross by Casey, he ********ING SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Originally Posted by clemtig87

Great cross Casey...

Originally Posted by speedcake

Casey just showcased his world class crossing ability

Originally Posted by MassYank

Is this Casey's first day playing or something

Originally Posted by PastFBCoach

But if we had a top-flight manager, that vein would have burst already, motivating our players to play an inspired game.

But if we had a top-flight manager, that vein would have never dressed (insert the name of the player you hate the most) and instead would have started (insert name of the player you have a man crush on).

But if we had a top-flight manager, we wouldn't be wearing these crappy graphite jerseys and instead would be the ones I designed and displayed on (pick one: Flicker/my mom's refrigerator/the Etch-a-sketch).

Originally Posted by MMJ4mil

did casey just come back from the local ayso game? lol

Originally Posted by CenterLine

Conor Casey's cross was so bad it travelled 3 time zones. Also, Michael Bradley reminds me of Brian Ownby..

Originally Posted by OWN(yewu)ED

Conor Casey.....you are the suck

Originally Posted by MMJ4mil

casey is the worst player, ever lol im soo sad do something casey

Originally Posted by AEK21

who decided connor casey was international quality.. he makes me look like a regular didier drogba

Originally Posted by clemtig87

Casey "running" in slow motion.

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

Good turn from Casey, but then he realizes that he actually can't run, and commits a foul. Bring in Jozy...please?

Originally Posted by BSGuy321

get casey out of there.. he can't play at this level

Originally Posted by bojackson

True dat. He's slower than me.

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Originally Posted by speedcake

Remove casey at halftime please. he is proving his detractors wrong with every touch. no speed, pisspoor on the ball.

Maybe not all his fault there is not much midfield play for us, but in those situations you need someone with individual talent to make something happen when they do find themselves one on one or running into space.

Is altidore hurt or something?

Originally Posted by Catracho_Azul

why is conor casey even playing in this game??

Originally Posted by withoutthee88

Conor Casey is the worst soccer player in America.

Originally Posted by bojackson

Tie doesn't really do much for us. If we tie CRC, we're in regardless.



Worst player to suit up for the US in a meaningful game since Agoos.

Originally Posted by Beerking

Run Casey Run! Far, far away....

Originally Posted by CopaMundial

I wonder if Casey is the slowest person in the stadium or just the slowest on the field.

Originally Posted by TFC USA

Casey shouldn't even be on the field.

I hope Bob realizes this.

Oh wait he started him so he didn't.

Originally Posted by divingheader

I'd like to see Cooper for Casey. Casey got outrun so badly it has to be embarassing. No pace at all.

Originally Posted by MasterShake29

withoutthee88 is the worst BigSoccer poster in America.

Originally Posted by kennytt

I like to see Torres in 2nd half...Casey is slow and invisible...

Originally Posted by Altidore_Adu_Fan

Onyewu best usa player right know Casey worst player 45 more minutes of pain im begging for a tie or a miracle win

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Originally Posted by DaPrince84

Casey looks like our best player, really impressed with his play... If only he had some pace

palaciois is on a Sunday stroll, too easy for him

Originally Posted by hankthetank33

casey is slower than the seconding coming of christ

Originally Posted by PeanutFlush

Someone in the first thread said a tie doesn't do much for us. I disagree. If we tie, it forces Honduras to win at El Salvador to knock us out. We shouldn't need that, since we shouldn't lose to Costa Rica, but it gives us another way in.

I thought the bring in Cunningham thread was silly, but starting Casey is ridiculous. Cunningham would be infinitely better.

Originally Posted by GalacticoX4

as much as i dont' like casey, even if you put in altidore it's not like Casey got a bunch of chances and did a lot. we can't get the ball in the midfield or hold it. Casey wouldnt be on my practices squad though but we have to possess the ball.

now watch casey will score with a tap in and he'll be like Ching; on this team forever.

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

wat did u expect? we're done

Originally Posted by CopaMundial

Well at least we know that we have a great history of coming back from being down away from home.

Originally Posted by jessyca

Alright, I'm calling it... Casey to get a hat-trick!

Originally Posted by Suyuntuy

Will Casey score his first goal ever for the USMNT?

Odd makers are paying 500 to 1 that he won't.

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

we miss a coach who wouldn't start casey and tells his players to posess the ball

Originally Posted by JediMindTricks

casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ShadowNC

Oh my god connor casey scored a goal.

Originally Posted by Lazzer

Goal Casey!

Originally Posted by jessyca

Ahhahahahaha! Yes!

Originally Posted by prk166

Conor casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by clemtig87

Casey scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by aceterp

Goal casey!!!

Originally Posted by dred

Casey!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!1111

Originally Posted by appoo

ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Conor Casey says FU BIG SOCCER

Originally Posted by Brain_Skies

hahahahahaha it that dude!!! what's his name again????

Originally Posted by purojogo

and the apocalyse is near....

Originally Posted by penubly

Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Originally Posted by babytiger2001

Caseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

We should take everything back we said about him!

Originally Posted by PeanutFlush

Casey scores????!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!

Originally Posted by USMens

Lol, i thought that was a foul on casey!

Originally Posted by LadyBinky

Goal de...Casey????

Originally Posted by MMJ4mil

omg casey wowowowowowowowoowwoowowo

Originally Posted by schrutebuck

CASEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by RolexEmbezzled

LMAO, BigSoccer meltdown in 3...2...1

Originally Posted by OWN(yewu)ED

ohh......my god

what is my punishment for criticizing conor casey....i will take it.....

someone give me a punishment

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lol! I f*ckin love it.

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Originally Posted by Galaxian

haha and casey scores

Originally Posted by evangel

All of Casey's insults go out the window.

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

CASEY WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Who'd have thought?

Originally Posted by diablodelsol

Is there a better soccer player on the planet than Conor Casey?

Originally Posted by CopaMundial

lmfao... casey scores on a clear foul... obviously a result of his unstoppable speed.

Originally Posted by THOMA GOL

BALD and proud!!!! That's what's up!!

Originally Posted by aceterp

50/50 ball between keeper and casey.. amd Casey won it

Originally Posted by Beerking

Might be a good time for a substitute...

Bugger, Casey tied it, now we can't say mean things about him...lol

Originally Posted by kennytt

The American "giant" just scored....slow but strong...Don't sub him out...

Originally Posted by The Baron

Goooooaaaaaaal!!!!!!!! Casey is a beast!

Originally Posted by evangel

All of Casey's received insults go out the window.

Originally Posted by FC ME

******** tha haters.. CASEY!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by bojackson

Off his shoulder...I'm not sure he even saw the ball. Nevertheless, I'll take it.

Originally Posted by I_Like_Soccer

Casey scored! Casey scored conor fuxxing casey scored!

Originally Posted by USMens

Hmm, that could be a foul on the replay. Casey had alot of contact with the Honduras keeper. Oh well, I'll take it!

Originally Posted by JediMindTricks

he actually managed to score by accident!

Originally Posted by Metallifreak

Casey! <3333

what an unorthodox goal but hey! he is the man for now

Originally Posted by moork23

conor f'n casey lol

Originally Posted by Tmagic77

CASEY! That's so not a foul on Casey you fools.

Originally Posted by Knave

Classic!

Give me another one!

Originally Posted by LOSTT

GOAL .... Casey????

Originally Posted by dred

That's!
Why!
He's!
Here!

Originally Posted by PastFBCoach

Casey scores a goal even slower than he is!!

Originally Posted by TheLostUniversity

A weird goal...but I will take it!

Originally Posted by THOMA GOL

Now we got da juice!!

Originally Posted by soccerusa517

CAsey scored. Bigsoccer implodes.

Originally Posted by SnakeEyes

Of all friggen people to score.. the one guy who's only good at colliding with people.. and it leads to a goal.

Originally Posted by FC ME

I love the lack of enthusiasm from bigsoccer.

Originally Posted by Caesar

Blind squirrel...

Originally Posted by ctoa23

Casey is looking great this half, actually. Even without the goal.

Originally Posted by EAB206BLUES

Man I was one of those wondering why Casey was starting but atleast with that goal I will shut up. Hopefully our defense starts playing better and we can get another goal.

Originally Posted by THOMA GOL

LOL sometimes speaking bad about a player brings that player to do something big. That's the BigSoccer way.

Originally Posted by Tim Brice

Casey is even more lethargic in his goal celebration than in his play. He just scored a goal that might put his nation through to the World Cup and he shows no emotion.

Originally Posted by CyphaPSU

Cap Casey now! Did he score that with his shoulder?

Originally Posted by CenterLine

Conor Casey.. Shot heard round his Dome!

Originally Posted by emoney

I thought maybe shoulder / arm?

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

OOOOOH casey. ching woulda finished lol

Originally Posted by kennytt

Casey almost got the 2nd...

Originally Posted by appoo

holy crap, I thought Casey had a double

Originally Posted by BSGuy321

ohh casey

Originally Posted by Deep Wilcox

Exactly. He does lead MLS in scoring. Besting such BS faves as Kenny Cooper et al. He played in Germany for years *cough*cough (Landon).

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

Casey forces his way into a half-chance, puts it over. Not bad.

Originally Posted by PastFBCoach

Casey almost gets #2.

Any idea of the time?

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

first point- he scored pks
second- mainly in the second division.

He's still worse than Cooper and Ching

Originally Posted by emoney

for all the hate on Casey, and I am one of the biggest haters, he has done well - 1 goal and almost another

Originally Posted by SAMBA

LoL....Casey is the New McBride!

Originally Posted by Nate505

I don't think this site could take TWO Casey goals.

Originally Posted by FC ME

God.. Casey is the worse US soccer player ever... how did he miss that... Bob is an idiot...

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Originally Posted by SignGuyDino

That's NATIONALLY-RANKED Connor to you... :P

Originally Posted by dred

Casey brace would have been awesome.

Great save Howard.

And the industrious Greek Palyakos fires over the bar.

Originally Posted by Lazzer

Casey 2

Originally Posted by Pass-n-Go

Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Mr. Warmth

Melt

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

casey!!!!! BRACE WTF!!!!

Originally Posted by karlomarx

Casey again?

Originally Posted by ShadowNC

NO ********ing way.

Originally Posted by OWN(yewu)ED

Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by jessyca

hahahahaha i called it!!!!

Originally Posted by JediMindTricks

double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by LadyBinky

Casey? I so confused. I soooo confused.

Originally Posted by The Double

Dear God, Casey??!?!!?

Originally Posted by Tim Brice

Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by kennytt

Caseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....love you man...

Originally Posted by dred

Omg casey again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Originally Posted by schrutebuck

GOAL CASEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by PeanutFlush

Casey with a brace!!!!! Unbelievable!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by soccerusa517

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! hahahahaha!

Originally Posted by Ikari

BIG SOCCER IMPLOSION IMMINENT!
OH GOD NOOOO~
*gets tinfoil hat*

Originally Posted by penubly

OMFG Casey with a 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by suncoastranger

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Adiaga Two

Casey to the third power!!!!!!

Originally Posted by meanderingjeeper

*bs implodes*

Originally Posted by jd6885

ok 1 more for the hat trick, is that right ?

props to whoever said taht

Originally Posted by BSGuy321

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Originally Posted by Etienne_72772

Casey Number 2!!!!!

My head just exploded.

Originally Posted by emoney

HOLLLLLYYYY SH$%&^**#$#$%#$%YYTTTT

I hate casey and he has a brace!@!!!!!

Originally Posted by Brain_Skies

Omg!!!!!!!!!! Dude this can"t be

Originally Posted by purojogo

Oh well Connor is God? Buddha i guess..

Originally Posted by ctoa23

Hahahahahahhahaha

Originally Posted by MassYank

PIGS ARE FLYING and HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by evangel

Casey will never get insulted again.

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes casey suck me

Originally Posted by vmax71

shocking.

by the way ... good job by casey to kep his cool

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Originally Posted by ToffeeCrew

Casey!!!! Again?!

Originally Posted by aceterp

Rofl!!! Casey!!!

Originally Posted by SpudPup

I guess it doesn't have a choice!

Originally Posted by MMJ4mil

olmg casey ahsdhfashdfhkjsahfkjdsakjdfhkasjdhfjkhasdf

Originally Posted by seattlest7

holy shit... Casey with two goals!!!

Originally Posted by RolexEmbezzled

In before the meltdown

Originally Posted by diablodelsol

Casey is the bestest player in the history of this sport.

Originally Posted by ArsenalMetro

CONOR CASEY AGAIN!!!

Oh my ****ing god!!!!

Originally Posted by JeremyEritrea

GOAL!!! Casey with the brace!!!

Originally Posted by Galaxian

haha and casey scores again !!!!!

Originally Posted by MightyMouse

Usa usa usa usa conner casey usa usa usa

Originally Posted by I_Like_Soccer

Casey with 2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Originally Posted by Beerking

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Casey the slowcoach scores again!...hahahahahaha

Originally Posted by divingheader

I will now go eat my hat.

Originally Posted by jsirons

Casey brace!

Originally Posted by LIZZIE

66th Casey again! 2 to 1

Originally Posted by ant0n

wholly shit

Originally Posted by Nate505

HOLY CRAP!!!!

This site is going to explode!!!

Originally Posted by dark knight

Who the ******** started Casey?

Originally Posted by tstro15

Conor casey is the greatest player in the world!

Originally Posted by tehGEO

Yeah, Cunningham should've played.

Idiots.

Great work USA!

Originally Posted by Suyuntuy

That's why Donovan is the best USA player.

Casey scored from a beautiful pass. 2-1.

Originally Posted by speedcake

omfg


Im sorry Casey


you are now my ********ing hero

Originally Posted by JediMindTricks

he can book his place in the world cup now. the irony of it all.

Originally Posted by Tizoc

Somebody wants to go to South Africa!

Originally Posted by CopaMundial

LMFAO.. get casey OUT before he gets a hat trick.

Originally Posted by BSGuy321

casey with the brace

Originally Posted by El Niño Orgulloso

Starting Casey = Genius move by RoboBOB!!!

Originally Posted by LadyBinky

Both of his goals have been like, "oops, hey I have the ball, stumble stumble...ball goes in."

Originally Posted by L.A. SOCCER NATION

Pinche casey!!! Ggggggoooooooaaaaaallllll!!!!!

Originally Posted by PastFBCoach

C
A
S
E
Y
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Bradley's an idiot for not playing him before this!!!

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Originally Posted by sammy87

Wow, Conor Casey!!

Originally Posted by ETSC

USA USA USA USA USA

Slowest motion goal ever from Connor Frikkin Casey

Originally Posted by evangel

This must be repeated a million times for BS emphasis.

Originally Posted by FC ME

******** the haters... Bigsoccer is filled with the stupidest excuses for soccer fans

Originally Posted by Tim Brice

Casey should be wearing a undershirt that says "F BS"

Originally Posted by bkn0528

connor casey - greatest player in the history of the united states of america. ha! usa! usa!

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

Why did he do that before....wtf casey takes us to south africa omg omg omg

Originally Posted by babytiger2001

Two to Casey!!

2-1, USA!! Win, and we're in!

Originally Posted by Nella FC 85

*Looks out Window*... Is the world coming to an end?

Originally Posted by Chastaen

Best thread ever!

Originally Posted by Metallifreak

Casey!!!! Again!!!!

Originally Posted by CyphaPSU

whoever called a Casey hattrick...

Originally Posted by kennytt

Casey looks like a "monster" right now..

Originally Posted by ChrisSSBB

Casey = legend!

Originally Posted by flamepruf

Someone please tell me this is a different Casey than the one I know? lol

Originally Posted by MNGalaxy

CONON CASEY!!! KEEP IT UP YANKS!!! "LIKE KEVIN GARNETT, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!" -Andy Samberg

Originally Posted by Cville K C

All is forgiven, Conor Casey...

Originally Posted by PastFBCoach

this just in ...

Dogs and cats living together!!

Originally Posted by EAB206BLUES

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZO AZO AZO!!!!

Casey is making me eat crow like there is no tomorrow

Originally Posted by Diakonov

Here comes the vaunted Bradley bunker.

Originally Posted by ShadowNC

If I were Honduran and saw my team let Conor Casey score twice I'd have to kill myself.

Originally Posted by aila76

I now love Casey. I'll be marrying him if this result stands...

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

what a shot...casey with change for 3 ******** ME

Originally Posted by JeremyEritrea

Suck it, Casey haters!

Originally Posted by Deep Wilcox

You guys are ridiculous, and are now being proved mindless. He just put us in SA, and Kenny Cooper is on the bench, Ching didn't even make the trip. Really,

Originally Posted by diablodelsol

World? World? The world cannot contain the greatness of Conor Casey.

Originally Posted by Mr. Warmth

Are you guys talking about Conor Casey?

Best damned salesman in the office

Originally Posted by Sean...

Casey 2 -1 Honduras

Conor Casey scoring twice for the national team ranks right up there as something I never thought I'd see happen. No complaints even though I wanted him off 10 minutes ago.

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Originally Posted by I_Like_Soccer

Conor Casey is the American Pele.

Originally Posted by soccerusa517

LOL when Casey scored the thread increased by 6 pgs in like a minute.

Originally Posted by usa1950

Has anyone started the "Brian Ching is Crap and Casey should start every game forever thread yet?"

Originally Posted by jd6885

wow did casey just intercept the ball in the midfield?!

Originally Posted by LOSTT

Casey???? again????

Originally Posted by OWN(yewu)ED

if Connor Casey gets a hat trick that one guy is getting lots of hookers, blow, and ice cream tonight

Originally Posted by MMJ4mil

hahha casey score one more and i will forgive u

Originally Posted by woodlands

MLS IN THE HOUSE!

Eat that, Eurosnobs! MLS' Conor Casey just saved our asses!

Originally Posted by tsaldana3

somebody sold their soul to the Devil... We all know who it is...

Originally Posted by Donofan_10

this is crazy...posession away, donovan beasting....CASEY WITH A BRACE.. I LOVE IT

Originally Posted by CenterLine

I Declare this day... Conor Casey DAY!

Originally Posted by Suyuntuy

USA got her fourth forward.

Jozy, Davies, Ching and... Casey!

Originally Posted by Mr. Warmth

One time I was with Conor Casey in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Casey goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Conor Casey! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'conorcaaaaasey' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Originally Posted by AEK21

i think ching is eliminated

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