Frog Boy(and scruggsy) out of surgery and recovering just fine

Blondie4DCU · 08 Sep 2009, 02:39 PM

Just an update and explanation for our likely absense at tomorrow's game.

Frog Boy (one of the facepainters) is safely out of surgery. As many of you know, he had a terrible case of sand in the vagina and it required a surgical extracation. He is now recovering on our sofa. Yes, before you ask, we had it scotch guarded.

Flowers, gifts and stripping delivery women (and men, cuz there's nothing wrong with that), should be sent to my home address. Checks can be send directly to me.

He'll be missing tomorrow's match due to his convalescence. As such, his heterosexual life partner, Tweaked, will also be missing the match. They'll both be at my house, drinking my beer, watching the US match.

I am still deciding about leaving them unattended, together, with my dog.

Get well soon Froggy - since I know you're up on the internet and not resting like the doctor told you to.

jgildea8 · 08 Sep 2009, 02:55 PM

Bye-bye sweet beer...

Tweaked · 08 Sep 2009, 03:14 PM

did you hide the porn?

CHICO13 · 08 Sep 2009, 03:16 PM

While we're at it we'd like to send out a Get Well Soon to our own Bob 'Scruggs' Bancroft who also had surgery today to repair his shoulder from all those kegs he's been hoisting over the years at Barra tailgates. I'll stop by later to check on you and your vicodin stash....uh, I mean to see how you're feeling.

bigredfutbol · 08 Sep 2009, 03:19 PM

I'll do my best to tell the lineman that he's a ********ing mother********er with a whore for a mother, but it just won't be the same, I know. I can't replace the originals.

Riz · 08 Sep 2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bigredfutbol

I'll do my best to tell the lineman that he's a ********ing mother********er with a whore for a mother, but it just won't be the same, I know. I can't replace the originals.

Yeah you can - just say c*** a lot.

And give a guy with short black hair and his blonde wife some hell too.

Blondie4DCU · 08 Sep 2009, 03:21 PM

Why do you think we invited him to recover at our place?

"Here you go Dave, one percocet for you, and one for me." ... later that day "hmmmmm Dave's still asleep, but it's time for more percocet... well I guess I'll just take it for him"...

La Barra Blonde · 08 Sep 2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Riz

Yeah you can - just say c*** a lot.

And give a guy with short black hair and his blonde wife some hell too.

JSF and Nick will have to yell twice as hard in their place.

Get well soon guys!!

Hmm...seems like the Barra have had a lot of arm/shoulder injuries in the past year - Blondie, Scruggs, Frog Boy. Time to fire our training staff and get some better trainers in here!!

Blondie4DCU · 08 Sep 2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Riz

Yeah you can - just say c*** a lot.

And give a guy with short black hair and his blonde wife some hell too.

I must say, I'm a little disappointed to see their contribution boiled down to such simple terms. I for one believe it's about so much more that the c-bomb.