Operation: Reverse Josh

hrothgarofsocal · 25 Jul 2009, 12:32 AM

By mistake, I posted this on the Gals board and then edited down to an "oops" with the same title. So here it is in the proper place, geared toward the CUSA crowd -

I'm still ok with Preki.... but since there's a growing anti-Preki movement, I'd like to suggest a way to oust the little prek. We'll need a few slanderous banners of the Eastern-Euro variety to catch his attention, yet keep the non Serb security personnel guessing. (Gameface knows all the colorful words) Enlist the help (this should be easy) of someone on the inside.... a player who can't get minutes perhaps. The inside man will make sure Preki sees the banners during the match. (picture Gerson asking, "hey boss, what does "Jebati Preki" mean?" or "Preki, te biti govno?")
Make sure to do this right before half, when we're already down 1-nil and Preki has that pissed look.
Ok - now with one more nudge from Gerson about how he heard the Ultras chanting something about his mother, Preki sprints toward 101 to "shake hands". As he gets close he spots the strategically placed step ladder or mini tramp and leaps right INTO the stands. Security will have no choice but to take him down and escort him to the parking lot. I smell Lifetime ban. Reverse Josh.

Alternate idea - a couple more losses and it may become honorable to take part in a "mass Josh" and jump the wall. Imagine how much cash a lifetime ban could save you?

TommyMack · 29 Jul 2009, 02:03 AM

As you've probably learned by now, the Josh has been reversed.

The ban has been lifted. However, I'd like to mention some Union Ultras for their support. Thanks to those who voiced support either on these forums or on personal phone calls. I may hate your team, but the Union Ultras are some pretty freaking classy mofos!

Tommy Mack
(some guy from LARS)

hrothgarofsocal · 30 Jul 2009, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyMack

As you've probably learned by now, the Josh has been reversed.

The ban has been lifted. However, I'd like to mention some Union Ultras for their support. Thanks to those who voiced support either on these forums or on personal phone calls. I may hate your team, but the Union Ultras are some pretty freaking classy mofos!

Tommy Mack
(some guy from LARS)

Glad to hear Josh is back.... tell him I double dog dare him to do it again.