[Q*bert Jones III]

Hello subjects,

Hey, anybody want to know what the funniest thing about Cultist Calean is?

No, it's not that he's pathologically addicted to masturbation.
No, it's not that he speaks in tongues and prophesizes down at the local cult.
No, it's not that his father abandoned him when he was three.
No, it's none of these things.

It's this.

Originally Posted by calean007 on September 3 in the FC Dallas Forum

I've been to 3 FC Dallas home games in the last two seasons.

<Wow>

[blurtz23]

Originally Posted by calean007

Being at least interested in the club outside of talking trash and actually watching and or attending matches and discussing actual stuff of substance? Yeah, that's part of being a real fan.

so calean.....got any more of that "real fan" lecture for me?

[broder]

Wow, what a doucebag plastic fan. I bet you only show up when Beckham's in town. Funny you call us plastic fans when most of us actually go to games, while you spend your time behind the computer polishing your worm. Douche.

[calean007]

Originally Posted by HATE

Hello subjects,

Hey, anybody want to know what the funniest thing about Cultist Calean is?

No, it's not that he's pathologically addicted to masturbation.
No, it's not that he speaks in tongues and prophesizes down at the local cult.
No, it's not that his father abandoned him when he was three.
No, it's none of these things.

It's this.



<Wow>

ARe you also known as a liar too? I'm just asking cause liars are the worst form of scum around you know?


Everything you said is false with the exception of attending home games. You see I can tell you have no responsibilities whatsoever, but those of us with a mortgage, career, wife and kids, cannot always drop everything we are doing to goto a live match.

I do however watch the matches when I can at home on TV, like many fans do.


Anyway, I figured you out from your first post. You are an e-warrior, which literally translated from Hebrew means, you are a miserable, self loathing, no balls having loser who uses the internet to get the e-cred that he cannot get in face to face interactions.


Signed,

Yo momma.

[calean007]

Originally Posted by broder

Wow, what a doucebag plastic fan. I bet you only show up when Beckham's in town. Funny you call us plastic fans when most of us actually go to games, while you spend your time behind the computer polishing your worm. Douche.

Read above mental midget. I have never seen Beckham play live, and I purposely didn't buy tickets to last year's match at the Oven specifically for that reason as I think he's overrated as a player. Even George Best agrees with me on that. Do you know who George Best was without having to Google it?

douche.

[blurtz23]

Originally Posted by calean007

Anyway, I figured you out from your first post. You are an e-warrior, which literally translated from Hebrew means, you are a miserable, self loathing, no balls having loser who uses the internet to get the e-cred that he cannot get in face to face interactions.

Ladies and Gentlemen....

I give you

"GREAT MOMENTS IN IRONY!!!"

[Quakes05]

Originally Posted by calean007

me:

dude seriously, I suggest you cut your losses and head for the hills, like your Galveston brethren. You're getting brutally sodomized on here, the likes of which I've never seen.

And, with the HATEmeister is in rare form, absolutely having a field day with your goofy ass...

...I think you'll be much more at home on the boards at Imacompletedouchebag.com.

You're welcome.

[Q*bert Jones III]

Originally Posted by calean007

Everything you said is false with the exception of attending home games

I shall use quotes, your own quotes, to make sure there is no doubt that you are a hairy cultist scrotum.

Originally Posted by calean007 as MOTC7 on Bibleforums.org

What fueled this even further, was internet porn, where I spent hours upon hours gazing at women exposing themselves in all sorts of perverted scenarios and pleasuring myself the whole time

Originally Posted by calean007 as MOTC7 on Bibleforums.org

I have also been blessed with the gift of tongues and also prophesying.

Originally Posted by calean007 as MOTC7 on Bibleforums.org

My parents were divorced when I was 3 years old and I grew up without a father all my life

Originally Posted by calean007

I do however watch the matches when I can at home on TV, like many fans do.

Congratulations on being a hypocritical rectal wart.

[crazypete13]

Originally Posted by calean007

Do you know who George Best was without having to Google it?

Everyone here (even Quakes05) knows who George is.

[calean007]

Originally Posted by HATE

I shall use quotes, your own quotes, to make sure there is no doubt that you are a hairy cultist scrotum.














Congratulations on being a hypocritical rectal wart.

you still don't explain exactly what is hypocritical on what I posted there. yeah, shut up today...please.