HE didn't have the balls to call him his real name in fear of what happen to him since he is not worthy of saying guillermos name.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every Crew goal, there is Barros Schelotto. To Barros Schelotto!
Chapita is a term of endearment but in Argentina it can mean several things but principally it means loco or crazy. He was the main link in Boca for about a decade, Guille is a stud in every sense, the epitome of a winner in Argentina. I'm willing to bet that most Boca fans wish they could clone him. Too bad his twin brother was not exactly his talent level, I saw him play for the Islanders a couple of seasons, it was how I got to meat Guille one day too. He was in the airport in San Juan fresh from vacation to see his brother play in PR. He was leaving that day and so was I for the 2006 World Cup in Germany to watch the first round of US games. I walked up to him thinking it was Guille's twin brother and said to him in Spanish how uncanny it was that he looked like Guille and he said, "I am Guille, I'm here visiting my brother on vacation". Needless to say I was awe struck that this was THE Guille in front of me and quickly got a picture taken with him. This was obviously before he took off for Columbus, about two or so years later, but still was great to see him.
If Schelotto punches you in the face you will have to resist the strong urge to thank him. To Barros Schelotto!
Guille doesn't have a twin. It's a myth created to shield the fact of him being in two places at the same time. To Barros Schelotto.
Astronauts call Houston for problems.... Houston calls Guillermo for their problems To Barros Schelotto
In mid 2008 the Friars club of columbus started selling flowers at Port Columbus in an attempt to boost membership. After about a week of little results the Friars became more aggressive, harrassing passengers at the terminals. The port authority was notified and the quickly called Schelotto. Schelotto immediately called his good friend Hugh Hefner who, immediately, took the red eye to Port Columbus. Within twenty-four hours the Friars left Port Columbus. When reporters asked Schelotto why he called Hugh Hefner he replied, "It is simple, you here it on the TV all the time. Only Hugh can prevent florist friars." To Barros Schelotto!