Wish I had gotten in earlier, but I just noticed the thread... Here's a few more to chew on... Superman wears Craig Waibel pajamas. Craig Waibel once arm-wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Craig Waibel jumps out On Craig Waibel's say so, the film Gigli would cease sucking. Craig Waibel helped U2 find what they were looking for. Craig Waibel once double teamed a girl.. by himself. There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Craig Waibel. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Craig Waibel laughs at Superman for having a weakness. When Craig Waibel was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Coffee cannot start it's day without being drunk by Craig Waibel. Gi Joe plays with a Craig Waibel action figure. When in Craig Waibel's presence, Chuck Norris pees sitting down. When Google can't find something, it asks Craig Waibel for help. Craig Waibel has the ability to smell sounds. Ancient peoples sacrificed virgins to Craig Waibel in anticipation of his birth. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Craig Waibel says its beef. Then it's f'ing beef. Craig Waibel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Craig Waibel once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Craig Waibel". If Rosa Parks was in Craig Waibel's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
OK, I couldn't resist, a few more... Your attraction to Craig Waibel in no way affects your sexual orientation. Craig Waibel can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. Craig Waibel got Hellen Keller to talk. Craig Waibel uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Craig Waibel doesn't associate with anything that is #2. Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Craig Waibel during sex; because they are doing the same thing. Craig Waibel does not use birth control, he simply demands that you not get pregnant. It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Craig Waibel." If Craig Waibel and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Craig would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. Craig Waibel has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. If Craig Waibel misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong. Craig Waibel could strangle you with a cordless phone. People with amnesia still remember Craig Waibel. Craig Waibel always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Craig Waibel.
If Craig Waibel had been at the Alamo, Santa Anna would've surrendered all of Mexico to him just so he wouldn't kick his ass. After accepting his surrender, Waibel would've kicked his ass anyways, just for the hell of it.
Waibel does not threaten that he's going to break a foot in your azz. he puts a foot in your azz, right up your rectum through your wind pipe making you spit out your kidneys and your eyes pop out. he will leave your mind untouched so you can think twice about crossing him next time.
*Breaking News* Dinosaurs have become extinct. Waibel to be questioned by authorities as soon as he "feels" like it. In other news: Waibel to hold huge BBQ party for himself.
When an opposing goalkeeper kicks the ball, Hispanic fans around the world yell "********" which can be translated into English means "Waibel". (Hey, there's an idea. Instead of copying what other fans do (yelling ********), why not start our own tradition and yell Waibel????)
******** means GAY. They are calling the goal keeper gay. I do not think Waibel would approve of that.
Craig Waibel is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Waibel biatch slapped a fourth Baltic nation so hard once. that it moved it to another continent, it changed it's name to Ecuador since then.
It was more of a joke fella. It was a way to illustrate the point that fans not just in Houston recognize his greatness. Sorry you missed the joke.
Waibel don't play that. Waibel is one mean Hombre. Waibel is one mean Mother................shut your mouth. I'm just saying it's Waibel. p.s. Waibel has his own four CD theme music.
During the Cold War the Americans had the Hot Line connected to Waibel's toilet, so whenever the Redskys called with demands and threats.they would think the U.S. was too busy bombing the crap out of some other nation to answer the phone, and would hang up all scared.