Help!!!!!
 

I've caught Metro Playoff Fever.

The only solution for this:




































MORE COWBELL!!!!

That and a few shots. Mine will be Captains!

Sachin

Where's the pic of the MetroTurkey?

MPF!!?!! hahahahah!
 

Okay I admit I found this over in the rivalries forum, but it's too good not to be seen here.

This is the new Metroscum playoff "Song" (No $hit, I am serious!)
http://www.metrostars.com/audio/MPF_METALMIKE.mp3

http://www.gimpcity.com/how/mullet.jpg
AP: Tommy Wang and his bandmate Billy Mullet hard at work on their new Metrosexual theme song, "MPF".

MPF!
MetroStars!
MPF!
MetroStars!
MPF
Playoff Fever!

Wow. I thought this was bad ...

MetroAnthem

http://www.metrostars.com/fanzone/anthem.htm

... but that was seriously awful.

I almost died laughing when I heard that song! I had to post on there boards. Man, what a joke.:D

Wow... I no longer care if the Metros DO win the MLS cup in my life time. We have final conclusive proof here that they are all a$$holes! :D

--You see, when there is a CD being sold like this you have to wonder if its all just part of some larger scientific experiment to discover how many complete morons there are out there.

Metro front office: (answers phone: )
"Why yes sir. We sold 125,134 copies of the Metro anthem CD."

Scientist:
"Thanks for the number sir. It confirms or theory for New Jersey exactly."

MPF!!!!
 

http://www.metrostars.com/images/splash_mpf.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sorry I can't help myself. The morons couldnt even find a picture of even a half full stadium to photoshop in.



Way to market to your demographic morons :D

Jersey?! Paging the entire state of New Jersey...

Do you think 35,000 big haired Jersey chicks will show up on Saturday to see Metal Mike?

Wolyniec
 

He looks like the guy from the band Devo. "Crack that whip."

What bet did those two lose?

This is beyond comical.

I think we're all missing the fact that MPF - stands for More Predictable *#*#*#*#-ups

Sometimes, words just aren't good enough:

http://www.metrostars.com/images/fan...contest_12.jpg

Sachin

That's so bad I thought you photoshopped it until I looked at Properties.

What would Metal Mike Do?

http://www.leaguelineup.com/wilmingt...splash_mpf.jpg

Luckily I saved this before they realized it's stupidity

MPF and Sin!
 

http://www.metrostars.com/images/gam...3/mpf/mpf8.jpg

Bruce?

for less sacreligious ones, go here...

http://www.metrostars.com/gameday/2003/mpf.htm

Re: MPF and Sin!
 

Et tu, Brucé?

haha, that's actually comical

Re: MPF and Sin!
 

Is Sackofshits trying not to fart in that picture?

Why are they celebrating Mathis' Performance Failures with those silly hats?

I knew being a parent wasn't easy, but, man, I didn't realize it could get that bad. ;)

Re: MPF and Sin!
 

I did. MPF is disturbing. :(