How dare you call her my "old dog"? She's still here as a matter of fact she's looking at me right now as I eat my cheese Danish. She needs a sister though, someone else to boss around besides me I don't have a color preference, as long as it's a girl, on the smaller side and cute, like me (except for the smaller side part )

Oh yeah, I just put a deposit down for a new puppy, a Labrador Retriever. She'll be born this spring. Hopefully she'll be as cute as these guys:

Whatever

So for the first time in a little bit I don't feel a knot in my gut regarding our upcoming fixtures. You?

Liar! Where?

Leave me alone, I'm defending Gago

And if you really wanted to be chivalrous you could be helping me. Sickening.

He knows I'm a girl, trust me on that

He doesn't mean "guys" like that genius

And I'm not sure how saying. "that's the scary part mymy is a girl" is much of a defense of my honor

Uh? You said I was acting "all manly" didn't you? And I don't remember anyone calling me a guy you lying bastard

I'm not sure if i should be offended or not by your accusations. Accusations, it would appear, that have no merit

When was I acting "all manly"? I don't remember refusing to listen to reason or typing with one hand in my pants any time recently

Oh and when I tell other posters I have bigger balls then they do I don't mean it literally

Hey, look what being a Guti lookalike got you though

and don't try and change the subject...please tell me where you defended my honor. I want to be able to thank you from the depths of my soul for your selfless act of chivalry