Sarcasm? I was deadly serious!

Yea, yea, we both know you are saving that thought for later.

Already? I didn't even get to the description of Frankie-baby climbing on top, and, well, I'll save the rest for one of our special chats. I know how to push your buttons, get some motion in your ocean, tickle your fann, sorry, fancy .

Puhlease, you just try and keep up with my youthful enthusiasm and ever willing penis .

You answer does surprise me a little, I mean, he's going to be sat there, looking into your eyes, charming you by being his usual charming self, maybe a little footsie under the table, and then deal breaker, requesting that you pay for the meal yourself. What a catch.

So, would you rather live the rest of your life deaf and dumb, oh, and legless (in the sense that you'd have no legs, not be drunk all the time), or have to go on a date with Frank to a nice romantic restaurant and sleep with him at the end of it?

Boy, it's a toughie.

Well, you don't get much higher than that.

Do you have ambitions?

Banning people..? No doubt!

You can not. But I'm sure our forum would be a much different one if you were allowed to joyride with it.

Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have done that, he just really gets to me with all that irrational BS.