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ANTI-DEVILISHMENT AND PRO-RIGHTEOUSNESS

One thing the auditor must not do is interrupt the person while in the middle of this major win or during the laughter. Otherwise it will invalidate the win.

In my entire 38 years, I've never, ever seen anything so sadistic, vile, immoral and mean-spirited.

MLS Cup Preview

Posted Yesterday at 09:10 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated Yesterday at 09:24 PM by Dan Loney (Okay, now I'm ready to post it)

So. On Sunday we will see MLS Cup set, hopefully, another viewership record, thanks to the star power of the Galaxy.

Wow, it's only been four years. Feels like four hundred. But now, the Galaxy are back. And, as far as anyone in the mainstream knows or cares, is better than ever. Let's see, how does that speech go?

The Galaxy, whom I consider victors of the tournament. You players who in less than a few hours will be acclaimed champions by millinos of your compatriots. You who have no equals in the terrestrial hemisphere. You who are so superior to every...

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There's a world outside my window, and it's a world of dread and fear

Posted 19 Nov 2009 at 04:39 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)

Hm, I've kinda been tunnel-visiony about MLS Cup, what with The Most Important Team In The World going to play the Galaxy and everything. (See what I did there?) (No, seriously, Real Salt Lake has this scrappy underdog thing going that I find both irritating and frightening. I sat through the Sol gagging against Sky Blue, and if this god-damned game isn't looking like its identical twin brother, then, in the words of "Bored of the Rings," I don't know lunch from din-din.)

...so, yeah, like I said, let's see what's happening elsewhere.

*raises the shades of the...

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How David Beckham Ruined the US Soccer Hall of Fame

Posted 18 Nov 2009 at 02:53 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated 18 Nov 2009 at 02:55 PM by Dan Loney (Link added.)

If I'm Jonathan Ullman, present of the Soccer Hall of Fame, I'm so pissed off at Cobi Jones right now I can barely see straight.

It was the Year of Our Lord 2006. Cobi had missed the MLS playoffs for the first time ever, having followed up a triumphant 2005 double year with a truly miserable train wreck under his old friend Steve Sampson.

Then, according to Tim Leiweke, either late in 2006 or early in 2007, he and Cobi had a conversation that went something like this:

Cobi: I've decided to retire.
Tim: We've signed David Beckham.
Cobi:...

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Stop Believin'

Posted 17 Nov 2009 at 04:46 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated 17 Nov 2009 at 05:37 PM by Dan Loney (So many HDC MLS Cups....so many....)

Okay, apparently I have to once again settle the conspiracy idea.

Los Angeles hosts MLS Cup three count em EDIT - oops, four - times. Twice, Galaxy makes the semifinal, loses twice. Third time, Galaxy out in first round after giving up the worst comeback in soccer history. Fourth time, Galaxy misses the playoffs entirely, Chivas USA bounced in the first round.

Two years in a row, Blanco bounced out in the semifinals.

Two years running before this season, Beckham bounced out of the playoffs in the final game.

This year, Seattle...

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And then everything went black

Posted 16 Nov 2009 at 12:52 AM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated 16 Nov 2009 at 01:30 PM by Dan Loney (I strive constantly for perfection...after I hit "Post")

All you who criticized Bruce Arena, said the game had passed him by, said he relied too much on old veterans...all you who said Dema Kovalenko was a one-dimensional hack...all you who said there was no way Ricketts or Berhalter would make it through the whole season...all you who said that Beckham and Donovan couldn't work together...all you who said a team starting two rookies in the back line couldn't win...well, where are you now? All these naysayers and non-believers - where are you now? Huh? Yeah, that's right. Looks like SOMEONE owes the Galaxy an apology.

I'm guessing...

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Putting my finger on "Soccernomics"

Posted 12 Nov 2009 at 09:01 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated 13 Nov 2009 at 10:29 AM by Dan Loney (Not a typo so much as a grammatical atrocity.)

So I promised my wife I wouldn't swear as much these days, for fear that our child will one day greet her preschool teacher as a Saracen pig-dog. Fine, I thought, the Chivas series is over, I can take the pledge.

Then I read something in the new book, "We're Ripping Off Freakonomics," by Simon and Stefan, that really frosted my cupcakes. It was one sentence, but it was sentence from the pits of Hell itself. Nothing would do for it but to summon a vocabulary of such rage, venom and filth that would make D.H. Lawrence scratch his testicles in horror.

No, it wasn't...

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18 again

Posted 10 Nov 2009 at 05:25 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)

Quote:

His season with the Result (highlight to reveal): Galaxy has been similar to Alex Rodriguez’s with the Yankees — short on drama and long on performance.

Here's a fun game for you. Who is Jere Longman referring to in this sentence? I'd provide a link to Longman's New York Times article, but the answer is given in the link. Also whited out the club name, but if you're stuck, you can at least give that hint.

Another hint - it's nice to see that the New York Times still wakes up every morning and says to itself, "How can we insult Dan's intelligence today?"

Speaking of Mainstream Media - so, Ian...

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MLS Horror Playoff Show

Posted 09 Nov 2009 at 02:59 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)

EDIT - BREAKING NEWS! Preki re-nominated for Hall of Fame! Feel free to factor in his performance over the weekend. (Yes, I know you're not supposed to.)

Now that I've got my head out of the oven, let's warm up with some trivia.

Depending on what happens Friday night, one bit of statistical weirdness will fall. There are eight teams in the league who have never moved nor folded from 1996 to today. Every MLS Cup has featured at least one of those teams. The Galaxy are the last team in the playoffs that answers that description.

Dema Kovalenko is...

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Anybody's ballgame

Posted 06 Nov 2009 at 01:39 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)

I'm happy for Salt Lake fans and all, but let's face it, Columbus losing is going to have some horrifying consequences.

(1) Some may suggest that Frankie Hejduk should not be on the World Cup roster next year. What, just because, contrary to what I predicted, he played perhaps the single biggest role in the Crew losing? Talk about fickle! What about...I only wanted Hejduk on the US roster for emergency purposes anyway, on the theory that if we need a third or fourth line defender, we're better off with an experienced psycho than a nervous understudy. That's not going to be a...

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MLS Anti-Awards 2009

Posted 05 Nov 2009 at 02:55 PM by Dan Loney (Dan Loney Blog)
Updated 05 Nov 2009 at 03:01 PM by Dan Loney (Left off the last paragraph)

I, too, am removing my name from consideration for DC United's head coaching position.

Bill has his own take on the nominees. That reminds me, I need to fill out my MLS awards ballot.

Quote:

Voting will close on Monday, October 26 at Noon ET.

Oops.

Well, the good news is, you won't be able to blame me for any of this year's winners.

The only thing I wanna add to Bill's post is that, yeah, Omar Gonzalez laid a big donkey egg on Sunday, but without a ridiculously manful performance week in and week out, the Galaxy probably miss the playoffs,...

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