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Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 10:59 AM by Bill Archer
Updated 04 Sep 2009 at 12:15 PM by Bill Archer
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BEN KNIGHT'S NOT THE DULLEST KNIFE IN THE TFC DRAWER BUT THIS LUDICROUS PIECE might make you think so.

Basically, he's saying that while the current MLS structure is responsible for the fact that the league, you know, still exists, it would nevertheless be great if it got blown up.

What's more, he still can't let go of the Canadian Wet Dream that they call "The Two Tier System" idea, which recommends that some MLS teams ("some" in this case being a euphemism for "Toronto FC") be allowed to spend whatever they want on however many players they want while others can choose to stay within the salary cap system.

This idea, which is patently absurd for reasons which it shouldn't even be necessary to spell out, is what passes for a brilliant idea in Canada.

(And of course as a Canadian he is functionally incapable of understanding that MLS does not have "franchises" and that, in reality, MLS L.L.C. owns 51% of his beloved TFC, but you can try to explain it to them if you want. I've given that one up as hopeless.)

(And I'm not even going to get into his claim that PDL "develops" players or that there is something called "the North American Soccer Pyramid". I don't have the strength today.)

He then goes on to hit all the other now-familiar staples of the Canadian soccer complaint: how he'd "love" to see "the pro game in Canada and the United States busted out of the MLS straitjacket." and how "without a salary-cap increase – or a two-tier system where the league actually lets ownership groups pay extra money for players – we could be looking at years and years of continual bureaucratic life support and limitation", whatever the hell that means.

And in case you missed the point, he tells us that "we have MLS teams that are not able – or allowed – to compete for players with real soccer set-ups."

Would someone please, for the love of Gaia, explain to these people that MLS is the FIFA-sanctioned First Division Professional League in the United States?

That USSF permission is required, after getting FIFA approval, for a Canadian team to gain admittance?

That this continual "top league in North America" crap is not only insulting to Mexico but patently false?

That Toronto FC is not some independent soccer club but rather a local branch of a larger corporation, with said corporation being the actual "owners" of the team?

And that all this "Take the Shackles off of Toronto FC" crap is childish, ludicrous and wildly unrealistic?

It isn't MLS that's "holding back" TFC. It's the fact that TFC is run by MLSE and Mo Johnston, who have done a signally bad job of assembling a team. That, much as you get angry with me for saying it, the truth is that any number of good players have refused to join your team because you play on plastic grass. That your previous coach was an idiot and the new guy, while at least not cetifiably insane like the last guy, doesn't really have a handle on what it takes to win in MLS.

Other MLS outfits have found a way to win under the current system. LA has done it under a couple of different regimes, as has DC United. Seattle seems well on the way. Houston continues to win. New England is up and down but knows what the deal is. Columbus is doing fine. Chicago gets it too.

But that's not good enough for Toronto. They always want someone to change the rules because they can't figure out how to win under the existing ones. And if they can't get the league to change the rules for everybody, then how about if they just change the rules for them?

Maybe then, operating under special "Toronto Rules" they could find a way to beat somebody, and it's only American meanness and MLS leaguewide stupidity that is holding them down.

Take a look around BigSoccer someday. What you'll discover is that nobody much is exactly thrilled with the current MLS corporate arrangements, but grownup non-whiners understand that it is the way it is and it's not going to change much in our lifetimes, so we have two choices: go along in the interests of building something or lay down and cry about it.

TFC fans remind me of the kind of people who buy a house underneath the runway approach to a major airport and then demand that someone do something about the noise. This is the league you joined, guys. You don't like it? Start your own.
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  1. Old Comment
    It would be fun if MLS took the shackles off Toronto by replacing them with St. Louis, and letting them play in their own league.

    I would watch that.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 11:09 AM by uniteo uniteo is offline
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    They should raise the cap to 2.5CAD for Toronto.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 11:34 AM by ianai ianai is online now
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    I always agree with you Bill on this topic, but you can't blame Ben too much for the franchise deal...even MLS calls its teams franchises as do most publications. He's not alone in doing this, not by a long shot. Granted, you are correct in what you are saying, but when the league itself describes its branches "franchises," the calling out should begin with MLS and not the Canadians - although it's a hell of a lot more fun the way you're doing it.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 11:45 AM by sprovi sprovi is online now
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    Game freaking over. Drive friendly, eh?
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 11:55 AM by Nyghtewynd Nyghtewynd is offline
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    Is Columbus playing Toronto this weekend?
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 12:19 PM by Reignking Reignking is online now
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    I just want to point out, for the sake of fairness, that there are a lot of Big Soccer posters who write these kinds of things all of the time, and they are not Canadians.

    It's not just Canadians who don't understand the league structure or the nuances of the finances that keep the league from going under with so few fans and so few people watching the games on TV.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 12:44 PM by scott47a scott47a is offline
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    God I hate Ben Knight. If he wasn't relevant I'd say stop posting the guy's work...he's barely a half step above MLS Rumors.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 01:10 PM by Mike Gray Mike Gray is online now
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    Non-dairy Creamer's Avatar
    I'm all for Toronto and the soon-to-be Vanc. to be released from their endenture and join their own league right here.

    http://www.canadiansoccerleague.ca/

    honestly, where do the pro-Toronto and pro-canadian people really think they'd be without the league support, TV deal, and marketing of USSF sanctioned MLS? How many people would show up to see TO play Brampton? Good luck with that.

    bye bye now.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 01:47 PM by Non-dairy Creamer Non-dairy Creamer is online now
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Non-dairy Creamer View Comment
    I'm all for Toronto and the soon-to-be Vanc. to be released from their endenture and join their own league right here.

    http://www.canadiansoccerleague.ca/
    tell them not to let the door hit them on the way out.
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 02:20 PM by CrewPens CrewPens is offline
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    Maybe Toronto should demonstrate they can be the best team in the league before they demand special treatment?
    Posted 04 Sep 2009 at 02:34 PM by wolfp10 wolfp10 is offline
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