omegle

[Numquam Moribimur]

Hours and Hours of fun.......post your convo's here !




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wello hello stranger
Stranger: ONTD?
You: ONTD ?
Stranger: AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME
You: i beat usian bolt in a race once
You: he's a top red btw
Stranger: WTF is a top red
Stranger: weirdo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

[Republic of Mancunia]

Alright, I've seen this posted up on a few forums lately and what I was dying to ask but wasn't brave enough to was how is this any different from acting a bit daft/funny in the old school IRC chatrooms, or on designated chat clients?

Used to use ICQ and AIM about 10 years ago and you could connect to randoms on there too if I'm remembering it right.

Explain. :confused:

[Howard Zinn]

I had never even heard of this before you posted, NM. Looks like hours of idiotic fun.

Here's my first conversation:


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: were are you from?
You: Where are YOU from?
Stranger: brazil... now you can say were are you from?
Stranger: rss
You: No, I'm part of a secret government project that doesn't allow me to reveal my identity.
You: This is the only human contact I can have.
Stranger: oh yeah... sure
Stranger: i know a lot of people like you... it's so normal secret agents...
Stranger: ******** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

[cr7torossi]

Looks like fun, me likey.

For my first convo, I decided to use stuff from NM and zinny's convos and see how that goes :D


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: wello hello stranger

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: Where you from?

You: Where are YOU from?


Stranger: England

Stranger: and you?

You: I'm part of a secret government project that doesn't allow me to reveal my identity

You: This is the only human contact I can have

Stranger: Chuck Norris

Stranger: My name is Bond ... James Bond

You: he's a top red btw

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Howard Zinn]

Nice work. :D

Here's another for me:


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: What does that matter, pervert?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

[FIFARay007]

Zinni, what are the odds????


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: male or female?
Stranger: What does that matter, pervert?


:p

[Howard Zinn]

Hmmm, looking for a bit of action on the side, Ray? ;)

[FIFARay007]

Hmmm, looking for a bit of action on the side, Ray? ;)

And you shot me down... I feel like isra... :D

[cr7torossi]

:D


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love chocolate !

You: Say hi!

Stranger: sorry...

Stranger: hi!

You: hi stranger!

Stranger: girl ?

You: chocolates are for gays and women, you either of them?

Stranger: no i'm transex

You: you are an insult to the community

Stranger: sorry....

Stranger: FAKE

Stranger: i'm a boy

You: why do you love chocolate? you will end up as a ******, you want that?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


For the record, I do like chocolates and I have nothing against gays or women

[MtP07]

How do I connect?

[cr7torossi]

http://omegle.com/

[MtP07]

my first convo...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: i'm 23, i'm gay and i'm from poland :>
You: SirManc, is that you??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:eek: :eek:

[Chaz Striker]

my first convo...



:eek: :eek:

Post of the year.

[Chaz Striker]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, where r u from ?
You: space
You: you?
Stranger: melkoo
You: melkoo?
You: is that astralia?
Stranger: yes, do you know melkoo
You: No.
You: Gooday mate. Put another shrimp on the barbi!\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[israbeckham]

lol I could test out a lot of my pick-up material on this beauty of a site!:D
My first one:


Stranger: hi
You: Would you ever date a guy in a wheelchair?
Stranger: why you in one
You: yes or no
Stranger: well i like guys
You: yes or no
Stranger: so yes sure why not
You: what if it was a really old wheelchair?
You: it would squeek, and rusty...
You: eww
Stranger: it might brake im rough
You: good answer.

[israbeckham]

my first convo...



:eek:

:D:D

[iDiveStevieG]

my first convo...



:eek: :eek:

i legitimately lol'd

[Chaz Striker]

Thanks NM now i am not focusing on what I need to get done! you ass!

[Rakim_22]

This French guy really wanted me. :D

Stranger: Where are you from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: France and you?
You: Deutschland
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Girl or boy
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: I'm boy
You: wanna meet up
Stranger: I'm 19 you?
You: 17
Stranger: Me too
You: i'm getting so hot right now
Stranger: When?
Stranger: Ok
You: i have a thing for french guys
Stranger: What do you want to do with me
Stranger: ?
You: i'm gonna give you a screamer
Stranger: Yeah
You: you like that?
Stranger: How?
You: let your imagination decide hot stuff
Stranger: Ok so you're hot
Stranger: I'll take care of you
You: oh you have a way with words
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Can I Lick your **********
Stranger: ?
You: talk dirty to me.
Stranger: Please
You: depends on how big you are
Stranger: 19cm
You: yummy. i'm gonna give you the best blowjob.
Stranger: So?
Stranger: ok
You: i'm gonna make it dry like a desert
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Chérie
Stranger: Start
Stranger: I lick your **********
You: OOOHHHH AY AY AY
Stranger: You like?
You: yeah papi
You: i'm transexual will you still love me the same way
Stranger: I find your clitoris
You: i actually have a penis
Stranger: you lie
Stranger: Suck my dick
You: only if you suck mine
Stranger: You haven't
You: neither have you

[iDiveStevieG]

First conversation and making friends already:D

Stranger: Hey!
You: heeeey
Stranger: hOW ARe you!
You: good just got back from hanging with the homies
You: you
Stranger: Great great
Stranger: homies, what age?
You: 43
Stranger: From brazil?
You: alabama
You: and yourself
Stranger: t-bag?
Stranger: one fake hand and one real?
You: my wife's been known to enjoy a good t-bagging from time to time
Stranger: HAHA awsome man
You: yup
You: so what do you do for a living
Stranger: Im a pornstar :/
You: chill
Stranger: It's pretty neat actually
Stranger: But alot of work
You: im a white supremacist
You: i hope we can still be friends
Stranger: ofcourse
You: it's a hard job but somebodys got to do it
Stranger: tRUE THAT BROTHA
You: brotha?? is that some sort of sick joke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.