USMNT Drinking Game?

[Portera Loca]

Does such a thing exist? I'm going to a watch party for tonight's game and thought it might be fun.

:confused:

[humancarl]

When Landon Donovan touches the ball, and the announcer screams out his name like he is about to do something absolutely amazing, take a drink. I mean I like the guy and all... but it gets kind of ridiculous during some matches.

[usa1950]

Not exactly a drinking game... but everyone throws in $5... write down the names of all USA starters and throw them into a hat. Pull them out one by one and whoever scores the first goal wins the pot.

What could you do for drinking games.

Everyone must finish their drink no matter it's contents when we get a corner?
Or when we hit the woodwork?
Drink once on every throw in or goal kick?
When we foul the other team?

Do not drink everytime Beasley displays a poor first touch. You'll be drink by the 12th minute.

[Portera Loca]

When Landon Donovan touches the ball, and the announcer screams out his name like he is about to do something absolutely amazing, take a drink. I mean I like the guy and all... but it gets kind of ridiculous during some matches.

Yeah, this is the kind of stuff I was thinking. Or, like Saturday's game, every time an opposing player flops—drink! (Although in a game like the ES game, that would have led to passing out in the second half.)

[judodono]

Everyone must finish their drink no matter it's contents when we get a corner?


sounds like a plan!

[andorj78]

Oh if only Jack Edwards was still calling USA games...

[usa1950]

Oh if only Jack Edwards was still calling USA games...


There is a blog out there somewhere..... with a piece on Jack Edwards Bingo. He now announces Boston Bruins Hockey games, and a local news station did a piece on a Bingo Card someone made with all of his goofy saying on it. The spliced up the audio from the whole game, played bits and pieces and covered their Bingo Card....

IIRC, it's a bunch of goofy stuff like "caroms a clearance off the glass" and "palms the puck perfectly" and he uses them over and over and over.

No confirmation on whether or not Ty Keough is there or not.

[andorj78]

20% of the joy I derived from USA 3 Portugal 2 was Jack Edwards' succinct sonic soliquies.

[Tankfantry]

drink everytime Beasley displays a poor first touch. You'll be drunk by the 12th minute.

there I fixed it.

[usa1950]

there I fixed it.

No Tank, I was palying the game and re-watching the match. Just cebause I typed drink insted of drunk...

I like pants. Oh, she's pretty. And Shiny! Why is the TV so loud? Nice blanket, where am I?

Goal Altidore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tankfantry]

I figured but Beasley still sold his soul to the hun...

[DanishDuke]

Hand of Justice

[othakidfrmaltalomahs]

Hand of Justice
thats true!!!
all day long at Columbus, we did this!! :D
idk about nashville...but it was fun!

[thethinwhiteduke]

I figured but Beasley still sold his soul to the hun...


yeah, that makes sense. or maybe he got a little too close to some of the green scum up in glasgow. either way, lets leave the club stuff off the US travel board. thanks!

[Tankfantry]

yeah, that makes sense. or maybe he got a little too close to some of the green scum up in glasgow. either way, lets leave the club stuff off the US travel board. thanks!

Fair enough....

heres to 4-in-a-row.

[Qrom]

k, heres my game for the USMNT:

When defender "A" passes to defender "B," who then passes it right back to defender "A" take a drink. then, if defender "A" passes it back to defender "B" again, take another drink! This will give us alcohol poisoning by the first half.

[Tankfantry]

k, heres my game for the USMNT:

When defender "A" passes to defender "B," who then passes it right back to defender "A" take a drink. then, if defender "A" passes it back to defender "B" again, take another drink! This will give us alcohol poisoning by the first half.

but if you add chug all your beer everytime there is a passback to the keeper then you might be able to push that to 10 minutes.