England V Germany. The battle continues.

[mr magoo]

Its another moral victory for us english. Years of being beaten by the Germans on the front line have resulted in humiliation for the English. But, no more, for we have finnaly beaten them in the war that will go on until the mighty sunlounger is no longer worth fighting for.

So now brought to you by the The Daily Mirror without the pictures that acompanied the story. The tale of how 6 men changed the way we look at sunlounger wars.

Buenos Noches

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=12142003&method=full&siteid=50143

[casualfan]

hahah this is hilarious

[mactheknife]

6-5!
6-5!
6-5!

[usscouse]

6 - 5 But not as close as it looks. The early bird catches the germ.......

By Tom Parry


A DETERMINED Brit is first to strike against the Germans in a daring dawn raid to secure the best poolside sunbed.

It's only 7am and the sun's just rising but the first British holidaymaker is up with the larks to claim his prime position sunlounger at this holiday complex in Torremolinos, Spain.

He plants his towel and retreats. Some veterans even put chairs on top to doubly secure their place. Locals were so astonished by one audacious Brit who claimed 16 sunbeds that they nicknamed him King of the Sunloungers.

One Spaniard: "They take it so seriously. You wouldn't think they were on holiday."

By 8am the Brits have reserved the most beds. It seems the Germans have thrown in the towel.

7.00 7.28

It's still dark but this Brit is first up to reserve two beds

ENGLAND....1

GERMANY...0

7.15

Another Brit marks out six beds. He returns at 10.50am

ENGLAND....2

GERMANY...0

First German uses a chair to make sure bed's securedENGLAND....3

GERMANY....17.20 7.32

Germans caught napping as

third Brit stakes his claim

ENGLAND....3

GERMANY...0

Brits on offensive with chair placed cunningly over 2 beds

ENGLAND....4

GERMANY....1

7.38 7.48

Germans battle back claiming

two beds and a parasol

ENGLAND....4

GERMANY...2

King of Sunloungers nabs 16 beds with large towels

ENGLAND....5

GERMANY...3

7.40 7.55 Security-conscious German

uses 3 towels and a chair

ENGLAND....4

GERMANY...3

Prime positions are now scarce

as Germans try to catch Brits

ENGLAND....5

GERMANY...4

8.00

Rivals to the sunlounger king, these two claim 10 beds

ENGLAND....6

GERMANY...4

8.15

Few good pitches are left as Germans throw in towel

ENGLAND....6

GERMANY...5

[1a Schnitzel]

poor mass-tourists. I can afford hollidays where I rarely see any Brits. And it is worth paying for! :D
Small luxury hotels rules! Brit-free-environment!

[AFCA]

A native German who lives in Switzerland... ai ai ai!

[1a Schnitzel]

Better schools, better girls, people have manners, and you actually have a job-perspective in switzerland.

Damn, we should have never opened the Berlin wall, we should have reinforced it and built it 1 m higher. Those lazy morons have ruined our economy! 50% skinheads and 50% unemployed that is East Germany.

[sinner78]

Originally posted by 1a Schnitzel
poor mass-tourists. I can afford hollidays where I rarely see any Brits. And it is worth paying for! :D
Small luxury hotels rules! Brit-free-environment!

So you wont be booking a trip to benidorm??

But anyway.............
It doesn;t matter where you go on holiday..
you'll still steal all the sun-beds and push in the queue for the dining room.
In the afternoon you'll sit around giving people blank stares and looks..

[1a Schnitzel]

Benidorn/spain

LOL :D actually I once went to Benidorn. A friend of mine has a house in a city nearby. Actually I had fun there, though I was kind of shocked (I mean those are not really the best people of England you meat there). But I was surprised, they were drunk, we spoke german and they didnt get agressive at all, in none of the clubs. But it is funny to see how british girls go for spaniards (even if they are only half their size). You should teach your girls better! :D

[sinner78]

Benidorm isn't really my scene .
Its like a big battle ground between English ,spaniards ,scottish and afew other nations.
I remember visiting bendorm about 3 years ago and there was a big bust-up between the scottish and english lads .
Some kilt wearing scottish savage slashed someone with a stanley knife and a nightclub bouncer came over and smashed him over the head with a baseball bat.
You could see bits of skull and brain all over the pavement .

I would say that about 80% of the english tourists in benidorm are male .They all go over on cheap package deals for a couple of weeks of heavy drinking .You get afew females but they aint exactly high class .They probably go for the local dago's just to have abit of a change .
The lads would go for the spanish women if they actually believed in sex before marriage .

[Prenn]

I would nuke Benidorm if I could (especially if it meant that I could kill that annoying twat on that badly produced 'KM' advert on TV)

I'd also nuke Ibiza

And Falaraki

In fact anywhere where you're likely to get a show called 'Club Reps' or anything that they'd show on Sky One...

[casualfan]

Originally posted by 1a Schnitzel
Better schools, better girls, people have manners, and you actually have a job-perspective in switzerland.


oh!! you are right about the women! i met this hot woman from switzerland from playing badminton, i killed her so bad, the score was 15-6 but that's beside the point.

[Fender playa]

Originally posted by mr magoo
Its another moral victory for us english. Years of being beaten by the Germans on the front line have resulted in humiliation for the English. But, no more, for we have finnaly beaten them in the war that will go on until the mighty sunlounger is no longer worth fighting for.

So now brought to you by the The Daily Mirror without the pictures that acompanied the story. The tale of how 6 men changed the way we look at sunlounger wars.

Buenos Noches

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=12142003&method=full&siteid=50143

this is so stupid its funny....:D,:rolleyes:

[1a Schnitzel]

Originally posted by Prenn
I would nuke Benidorm if I could (especially if it meant that I could kill that annoying twat on that badly produced 'KM' advert on TV)

I'd also nuke Ibiza

And Falaraki

In fact anywhere where you're likely to get a show called 'Club Reps' or anything that they'd show on Sky One...

I sponsor that! It is funny that every time I meet a girl and she tells me she uses to make hollidays on Ibiza (and all those funky places) I no longer like her. Cant help it!

[Eric B]

Originally posted by 1a Schnitzel
Better schools, better girls, people have manners, and you actually have a job-perspective in switzerland.

Plus, you get to own firearms...

[Auriaprottu]

Originally posted by sinner_ronald_monk


It doesn;t matter where you go on holiday..
you'll still steal all the sun-beds and push in the queue for the dining room.
In the afternoon you'll sit around giving people blank stares and looks..

This post just cracks me up...I don't know why. It's funny as hell, tho.

[white riot]

Square head, humourless **********.