Henry is the master!

[Winston Smith]

He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

So I've got a question to all of who are not cum festering, pestilent, turd smeared, Woolwich sewer dwelling gooner scumbags. How long is it before Henry gets his legs broken and who's the player to do it?

I'm personally hoping that Vieira the monster will carve up Henry in error when he gets his trade mark red mist? The poor lamb. Or maybe Parlour will reverse his caravan into Henry's renault? Or maybe Tim Howard will polax him violently after a Torrett's spasm? What do you guys think?

[Its only Ray Parlour]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

So I've got a question to all of who are not cum festering, pestilent, turd smeared, Woolwich sewer dwelling gooner scumbags. How long is it before Henry gets his legs broken and who's the player to do it?

I'm personally hoping that Vieira the monster will carve up Henry in error when he gets his trade mark red mist? The poor lamb. Or maybe Parlour will reverse his caravan into Henry's renault? Or maybe Tim Howard will polax him violently after a Torrett's spasm? What do you guys think?

I think your dad should have probably had a wank that night done us all a favour.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by its_only_ray_parlour
I think your dad should have probably had a wank that night done us all a favour.

So crude. Spoken like a true Gooner.

[the_baron]

Originally posted by its_only_ray_parlour
I think your dad should have probably had a wank that night done us all a favour.

He's just bitter, and boring.

[juice013]

Hah. Tottenham fan. Are you guys even in the Prem anymore? Really? Hadn't noticed you there.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by juice013
Hah. Tottenham fan. Are you guys even in the Prem anymore? Really? Hadn't noticed you there.

Well you wouldn't now would you Canuck boy?

Seriously, what is it with the plastic gooners on these boards, if its not the scum then it's Man U. Jesus, does anyone support any decent sides?

Stand up if you hate Arsenal!

[juice013]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
Jesus, does anyone support any decent sides?


You sure don't.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by juice013
You sure don't.

You're right of course. I think I'll start supporting Canada. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[phishy]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
You're right of course. I think I'll start supporting Canada. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

how so? in buying maple syrup?
or their brilliant laws on cannabis!

[juice013]

Yes, yes, I invite everyone to come to Canada and enjoy our delicious maple syrup and liberal marijuana laws. You can come too Winston. I'm sure you have to get into the pot pretty hard to watch your side anyway.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by juice013
Yes, yes, I invite everyone to come to Canada and enjoy our delicious maple syrup and liberal marijuana laws. You can come too Winston. I'm sure you have to get into the pot pretty hard to watch your side anyway.

Touche. I'd love too. But, although I don't expect devil worshipping gooners to appreciate this, Spurs (God's team) are doing well at the moment and will get a place in Europe (even if it's the Mickey Mouse Euro cup). I'm going to see my boys tomorrow where I will no doubt witness the destruction of Leicester. Or Larstah as the locals like to call them.

Good division 1 side Leicester. Bit like the Canada NT.

[the_baron]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

So I've got a question to all of who are not cum festering, pestilent, turd smeared, Woolwich sewer dwelling gooner scumbags. How long is it before Henry gets his legs broken and who's the player to do it?

I'm personally hoping that Vieira the monster will carve up Henry in error when he gets his trade mark red mist? The poor lamb. Or maybe Parlour will reverse his caravan into Henry's renault? Or maybe Tim Howard will polax him violently after a Torrett's spasm? What do you guys think?

Well. 2-1 at Stanford Bridge. :D

[juice013]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
Touche. I'd love too. But, although I don't expect devil worshipping gooners to appreciate this, Spurs (God's team) are doing well at the moment and will get a place in Europe (even if it's the Mickey Mouse Euro cup). I'm going to see my boys tomorrow where I will no doubt witness the destruction of Leicester. Or Larstah as the locals like to call them.

Good division 1 side Leicester. Bit like the Canada NT.

No, Canada's NT is more like a division 2 side. What do you expect, we don't even have a professional league. Anyway, you think your side is going to get a UEFA Cup spot? Doubtful, considering they still have to play the Gunners, ManYoo, Chelski, Newcastle, Bolton, Middlesborough, and Wolves at Molineux. Those could easily all be losses, and there probably won't be more than two wins there for you at most.

[billyireland]

Originally posted by juice013
Canada... liberal marijuana laws. ...Enlighten me?

[juice013]

Marijuana has been decriminalized, (not made legal) so all you need is your bud and the money to pay the fine you'll get if you get caught. The government also provides medical marijuana for a very small group of people with a variety of illnesses.

[juice013]

Of course, this only applies to quantities for personal consumption. If you get caught with a pound of weed in your backpack, you're probably gonna get locked up.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by juice013
No, Canada's NT is more like a division 2 side. What do you expect, we don't even have a professional league. Anyway, you think your side is going to get a UEFA Cup spot? Doubtful, considering they still have to play the Gunners, ManYoo, Chelski, Newcastle, Bolton, Middlesborough, and Wolves at Molineux. Those could easily all be losses, and there probably won't be more than two wins there for you at most.

Have they made any effort to build a professional league?

[juice013]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
Have they made any effort to build a professional league?

Not recently. There was one that folded in the late 80s or early 90s, can't remember exactly when as I was quite young then. There are tons of football fans over here, which is evident by the amount of matches and different leagues broadcast over here. Hell, football has the highest level of enrollment at a grass roots level, beating out baseball AND hockey. However, most people identify more with the leauge in the country of their ancestry, or one of the top European leagues. Support for an upstart league, especially in Toronto, wouldn't be sufficient as people here basically only support franchises in leagues they consider to be world class. People in other cities might support the league, but nobody would really consider doing anything without having the biggest city in the country involved. Also, we don't have the proper facilities for a professional league in many cities since stadiums of the correct size don't have too many uses here overall.

[Winston Smith]

Originally posted by juice013
Not recently. There was one that folded in the late 80s or early 90s, can't remember exactly when as I was quite young then. There are tons of football fans over here, which is evident by the amount of matches and different leagues broadcast over here. Hell, football has the highest level of enrollment at a grass roots level, beating out baseball AND hockey. However, most people identify more with the leauge in the country of their ancestry, or one of the top European leagues. Support for an upstart league, especially in Toronto, wouldn't be sufficient as people here basically only support franchises in leagues they consider to be world class. People in other cities might support the league, but nobody would really consider doing anything without having the biggest city in the country involved. Also, we don't have the proper facilities for a professional league in many cities since stadiums of the correct size don't have too many uses here overall.

That's a shame. The only way forward looks like eventual inclusion in MLS then... Is it true that Canada take their Rugby more seriously (two rivalries in England and France, and making to the quarter finals of the RWC a few years ago)?

[toffeenoseboy]

henry is da master he is hat-trick hero kopite heartbreaker him and pires are 2 of the best in the world