Henry is the master!

[phillys]

Hotspur = God's team?

Blasphemous! BURN HIM ON STAKES, GOONS!

/me lights his torch

[goonerob]

Hotspur = God's team?

Blasphemous! BURN HIM ON STAKES, GOONS!

/me lights his torchArsene wenger and alex ferguson were flying together to euro 2004 when their plane crashes and they die. They enter the Pearly Gates of Heaven and God takes Alex on his tour of Heaven first. He shows Alex a little two bedroom house with an old, faded Man. Utd. banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Alex. Most people don't get their own house up here." God says to him. Fergie looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting at the top of the hill. It's a huge five-story mansion with white marble columns. Arsenal flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge AFC banner hangs between the marble columns. Fergie turns to God and says: "Thanks for the house, God. I really appreciate it. But let me ask you a question. I won a bunch of Championships while I was down on Earth and I get this little two-bedroom place with a faded banner, and Arsene Wenger gets a mansion with new Arsenal banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?! That doesn't seem fair."

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then with a smile replies: "That's not Arsene's house up there - that's mine."



What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "that's a shame")?
When a bus load of Spurs fans goes off a cliff.
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
When there was an empty seat.

[Winston Smith]

Arsene wenger and alex ferguson were flying together to euro 2004 when their plane crashes and they die. They enter the Pearly Gates of Heaven and God takes Alex on his tour of Heaven first. He shows Alex a little two bedroom house with an old, faded Man. Utd. banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Alex. Most people don't get their own house up here." God says to him. Fergie looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting at the top of the hill. It's a huge five-story mansion with white marble columns. Arsenal flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge AFC banner hangs between the marble columns. Fergie turns to God and says: "Thanks for the house, God. I really appreciate it. But let me ask you a question. I won a bunch of Championships while I was down on Earth and I get this little two-bedroom place with a faded banner, and Arsene Wenger gets a mansion with new Arsenal banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?! That doesn't seem fair."

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then with a smile replies: "That's not Arsene's house up there - that's mine."



What's the definition of "a shame" (as in, "that's a shame")?
When a bus load of Spurs fans goes off a cliff.
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
When there was an empty seat.

Yes yes. Very funny Goonerknob. Of course any affiliation would send you straight to purgatory with Osama Bin Laden and the rest of those Arsenal supporting satanists. Satan probably has his own little AFC house eh?

[goonerob]

NEWSFLASH, Tottenham hotspurs football club is under investigation by the Inland Revenue for tax evasion.
- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 40 years


How many spurs fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None as they like living in the shadows.

Glenn, the spurs fan is sent to Hell for his sins (bestiality mostly). There he meets the Devil, who asks him, "How art thou finding the eternal damnation of Hades?" "Not too bad really," says Glenn. "It's certainly warmer than tottenham in February, quite pleasant really"

Satan is very upset that anyone should actually enjoy Hell, so he orders his demons to turn down all the heating, until it is so cold that the very air freezes. He then goes to seek out Glenn who is smiling broadly. "What art thou doing?" asks Satan. "Is not the bitter cold chilling thy twisted soul to the bitter core?"

"Yes," admits Glenn, "But I'm still happy, because this weather can only mean one thing: spurs have at last won the Premier League!"

[bigp]

That's a shame. The only way forward looks like eventual inclusion in MLS then... Is it true that Canada take their Rugby more seriously (two rivalries in England and France, and making to the quarter finals of the RWC a few years ago)?


I don't think Canada takes Rugby more seriously than Soccer. I do know that they have a league but I'm not sure if it's professional.

Another reason why we don't have a professional league is because we don't have the money to make one. The MLS has lost a lot of money and has only picked up steam recently. Canada can't afford to lose money like that so I doubt there will be a league anytime soon.

[Lanesra]

Struggling to post here today, I was trying to see where spurs were in the league, and i've cricked my neck.

[Winston Smith]

Struggling to post here today, I was trying to see where spurs were in the league, and i've cricked my neck.

Good...

[Intermission]

I have a question.

Why would you fly to Canada to smoke legal dope when you go to Amsterdam?

[juice013]

Maple syrup?

[mixmastermatt]

peter north?

[Brodo]

Hah. Tottenham fan. Are you guys even in the Prem anymore? Really? Hadn't noticed you there.
Of course they are - just above the little dotted line!

BTW Winston - even you would be able to cum if you watched Henry play every week.

[Brodo]

Have they made any effort to build a professional league?
Why? Do you think your team might have a chance if they enter?

[ZANI]

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

Honestly I would give Henry, best player in the World but not best striker.
Best striker, you are talking the likes of Ruud, Raul,Ronaldo, Sheva,Shearer, Trezeguet and probably this Morientes, because I know if he wins the Champion League . FIFA is gonna name him winning something.
Those guys were born to strike. Imagine if Chelsea had one or two of those to take all those chances they missed against Monaco. These guys don't care about taking corners,free kicks, make runs on the wing, some of them don't even take penalties, but drop the ball in the box and you are a dead meat, and it doesn't matter if the ball comes in the air or at grass roots. they will hurt you. No disrespect to Henry but he is as comfortable in the air as Dennis Bergkamp.

[Winston Smith]

Of course they are - just above the little dotted line!

BTW Winston - even you would be able to cum if you watched Henry play every week.

No I wouldn't. Campbell's already been there apparently. Him, Henry and Vierra. Menage a troix? Ugh, stirring someone else's porridge. I think I could bring myself to pi ss in his renault though.

[Winston Smith]

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

Honestly I would give Henry, best player in the World but not best striker.
Best striker, you are talking the likes of Ruud, Raul,Ronaldo, Sheva,Shearer, Trezeguet and probably this Morientes, because I know if he wins the Champion League . FIFA is gonna name him winning something.
Those guys were born to strike. Imagine if Chelsea had one or two of those to take all those chances they missed against Monaco. These guys don't care about taking corners,free kicks, make runs on the wing, some of them don't even take penalties, but drop the ball in the box and you are a dead meat, and it doesn't matter if the ball comes in the air or at grass roots. they will hurt you. No disrespect to Henry but he is as comfortable in the air as Dennis Bergkamp.

Er... Zani, I know as a yank you're probably dying to spill your soccer guts to a sympathetic audience (non existent in mainstream american society I assume), but I think you may have missed the point of this thread. If you read it again, you may find an oh so subtle attempt at English humour. Not sure if I'd go so far to say irony though.

[Winston Smith]

Why? Do you think your team might have a chance if they enter?

Ha ha! Yes, very amusing Mr Brody...

'2004, never again,
2004, never again...'

[Intermission]

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]He's a goal scoring genius. Absolutely best striker the world has ever seen. So they keep saying in the newspapers, on TV - in fact everywhere.

Honestly I would give Henry, best player in the World but not best striker.
Best striker, you are talking the likes of Ruud, Raul,Ronaldo, Sheva,Shearer, Trezeguet and probably this Morientes, because I know if he wins the Champion League . FIFA is gonna name him winning something.
Those guys were born to strike. Imagine if Chelsea had one or two of those to take all those chances they missed against Monaco. These guys don't care about taking corners,free kicks, make runs on the wing, some of them don't even take penalties, but drop the ball in the box and you are a dead meat, and it doesn't matter if the ball comes in the air or at grass roots. they will hurt you. No disrespect to Henry but he is as comfortable in the air as Dennis Bergkamp.

I love it when yanks think they know anything about football :D

[Lanesra]

Ha ha! Yes, very amusing Mr Brody...

'2004, never again,
2004, never again...'


'61 never again
'61 never again

Ahh, 1961 the glory YEAR

[Brodo]

Ha ha! Yes, very amusing Mr Brody...

'2004, never again,
2004, never again...'
Don't know what you're basing that on Winnie!

Here's a puzzle for everyone. What comes next in this series:

1931 1933 1934 1935 1938 1948 1953 1971 1989 1991 1998 2002 2004?

(I'll give you a clue: it starts with 2, ends in 5 and has two 0's in the middle)

Here's another one:

1951 1961

(I'll give you a clue: It's a trick question, that's the end of the sequence!!!)