View Full Version : Least Promising 2004 Movies?
DoctorJones24
28 Jan 2004, 07:39 PM
What films scheduled for release in 2004 are you LEAST looking forward to?
The Perfect Score
50 First Dates
Against the Ropes (Meg Ryan as a boxing manager???)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Scooby Do 2
Walking Tall (remake of the 70s flick with “The Rock.” Ugh)
The Whole Ten Yards (really?)
Spider Man 2
The Notebook (God, another Nicholas Sparks inspired movie)
Alien v Predator (moronic idea, and it’s helmed by the guy who did Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat…I’m assuming they were as bad as they sound.)
Anacondas: Hunt for Black Orchid
futbolrey
28 Jan 2004, 08:42 PM
the day of after tomorrow-the guy is the director of independence day
nancyb
28 Jan 2004, 09:22 PM
That Teenage Drama Queen thing looks really bad.
Anybody notice that all the previews seem to be remakes of old movies or tv series made into movies?
sch2383
28 Jan 2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by futbolrey
the day of after tomorrow-the guy is the director of independence day
That is the first trailer that ever made me yell at the screen. God that looks bad.
ToddP25
29 Jan 2004, 09:20 AM
You.Got.Served
everything else is battling it out for second this year.
fatboy slim-fast
29 Jan 2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by ToddP25
You.Got.Served
everything else is battling it out for second this year.
Amen to that! I can't believe I know people that are going to see this pile of *#*#*#*#*#!
Bob Morocco
29 Jan 2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by fatboy slim-fast
Amen to that! I can't believe I know people that are going to see this pile of *#*#*#*#*#!
I heard everyone involved in that movie had to sell their souls to the devil to get their checks, or sleep with Robert Evans can't remember which.
PSUdude
29 Jan 2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Bob Morocco
I heard everyone involved in that movie had to sell their souls to the devil to get their checks, or sleep with Robert Evans can't remember which.
isn't this the same thing?
You got served showed how pussified the media has become...now gangs dance instead of fight?!?!? What's next, the gangs all go into group thereapy and talk their problems out, and the ending of the movie involves 20 minutes of crying and singing while holding hands in a fooking circle?!?!!?
SABuffalo786
30 Jan 2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by PSUdude
isn't this the same thing?
You got served showed how pussified the media has become...now gangs dance instead of fight?!?!? What's next, the gangs all go into group thereapy and talk their problems out, and the ending of the movie involves 20 minutes of crying and singing while holding hands in a fooking circle?!?!!?
Westside Story?
Excape Goat
30 Jan 2004, 02:33 AM
Alien v Predator: I liked both the Alien and predator series.... but.... what the fcuk!!! This is not Freddy vs Jason.
skipshady
30 Jan 2004, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by PSUdude
isn't this the same thing?
You got served showed how pussified the media has become...now gangs dance instead of fight?!?!? What's next, the gangs all go into group thereapy and talk their problems out, and the ending of the movie involves 20 minutes of crying and singing while holding hands in a fooking circle?!?!!? Aw, come on. It has the potential of becoming the greatest remake of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, ever.
ToddP25
30 Jan 2004, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by fatboy slim-fast
Amen to that! I can't believe I know people that are going to see this pile of *#*#*#*#*#!
I hope your not friends with them anymore....
Also, I hope this doesn't start a new movie fad by doing somewhat respectable numbers.....remember the ass that followed up Breakin' (not that breakin didn't suck but, it made money)?? As Skip already mentioned we had to live through the sequel.....I also remember 'Fast Forward'...which was a mess from beginning to end...didn't stop me from wtching it on cable though, gave me something to laugh at....
PSUdude
30 Jan 2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Excape Goat
Alien v Predator: I liked both the Alien and predator series.... but.... what the fcuk!!! This is not Freddy vs Jason.
well, if you read the well-done comic book series Dark Horse Comics did during the 90s, you could see the potential of the movie. I hope the people making the movie have read it and use that as the basis for the story...
TheWakeUpBomb
30 Jan 2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by ToddP25
You.Got.Served
everything else is battling it out for second this year. This trailer could change a few minds....
The Son of the Mask (http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/thesonofthemask.html)
The horror, the horror...
Renegade of Funk
30 Jan 2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by TheWakeUpBomb
This trailer could change a few minds....
The Son of the Mask (http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/thesonofthemask.html)
The horror, the horror...
Oh, frickin' brother.
Renegade of Funk
30 Jan 2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by DoctorJones24
Against the Ropes (Meg Ryan as a boxing manager???)
I'd see it if she was the sparring partner for an aspiring, and particularly vicious, heavyweight contender.
obie
30 Jan 2004, 05:09 PM
The only thing I have to go on are the trailers, but boy does Jersey Girl (http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/jersey_girl/large.html) look like it's going to suck really, really badly. On the plus side, Jennifer Lopez dies something like ten minutes into the film.
TheWakeUpBomb
30 Jan 2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by obie
The only thing I have to go on are the trailers, but boy does Jersey Girl (http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/jersey_girl/large.html) look like it's going to suck really, really badly. On the plus side, Jennifer Lopez dies something like ten minutes into the film. Seriously. Can we start the countdown on when Kevin Smith goes back to making films for the stoner crowd?
Ghost
31 Jan 2004, 04:15 PM
I saw an ad for an Owen Wilson-Ben Stiller movie version of Starsky and Hutch. I actually had to convince myself that it was serious. Unfortunately I succeeded. Oh well. As long as it gets Wes Anderson movies financed .....
billyireland
31 Jan 2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Ghost
I saw an ad for an Owen Wilson-Ben Stiller movie version of Starsky and Hutch. I actually had to convince myself that it was serious. Unfortunately I succeeded. Oh well. As long as it gets Wes Anderson movies financed ..... It's certainly not "go to cinema" quality, or doesn't look like it, but it'd be worth a flick on TV... Stiller and Wilson (who I have been converted to liking in recent months) bounce SO well off each other.