The truth hurts, but we've got to laugh!

[jumhed]

> > > Spurs have made an audacious double swoop to strengthen their
team
> by
> > > almost signing Ronaldo and Vieri.
> > >
> > > Boss Glenn Hoddle said "I think this will prove to everyone how
> > ambitious
> > > we are and that we are the top club in Europe. This continues the
> good
> > > progress from when we almost signed Schevchenko last year and
only
> last
> > > week we almost signed Rivaldo. If any of the top players in the
> world
> > > become available will can guarantee that we will almost sign
> them."
> > >
> > > Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson was quoted as saying " I
> just
> > > don't know how we can compete with Spurs. We signed Rio Ferdinand
and
> > > straight away Spurs respond by almost signing Rivaldo, Ronaldo
and
> > Vieri."
> > >
> > > Arsene Wenger stated "Spurs are ruining the game with their
> monopoly on
> > > almost signing people. The rest of us just don't stand a chance.
I
> would
> > > have loved to have almost signed these 3 players but we are just
> not in
> > a
> > > position to compete."
> > >
> > > Commenting on the subject Harry Redknapp said "Give us 50 quid
and
> you
> > can
> > > quote me as saying anything you want."
> > >
> > > In the meantime Spurs confirm that they have signed Chinese squad
> player
> > > Qu Bo, but this will not stop them from their policy of almost
signing
> > > many more top class players.

[Mad Hattah]

ROTFLMFAO... that is ha ha funny... well almost.

[Foxhound]

You are behind the times, it's herman Crespo now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/2211219.stm

(Must have been a big Ossie fan in his youth)

[girbo]

Never mind - we got our man

Robbie Keane will do nicely for the present thank you.

And we're sitting at the top of the table.

Who's laughing now?

[jumhed]

True, but we haven't played anyone of note up 'til now, and our next game is against Southampton. We've played badly in 3 of the 4 games and still walked off with a total of 7 points (we kicked arse against Charlton), and thats the mark of true contenders. On the BBC London News they rated Keller as the second best player in the region (in front of Henry, behind Wiltord), and he's kept us in most of these games with some fantastic saves. He waited for his chance and has taken it. I can't see the Fat Scot making a comeback for the No1 jersey. COME ON KELLER!

And now we've got Keano. Seriously, he would've had a couple against Southampton. He's the kind of player who turns a poor performance into a great one by virtue of his goals. We've got Carr, Ziege and Poyet (and Anderton) all waiting to come back for various reasons.This season we may well finish top six!