Dear Footballing Santa...

[Skizz]

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So, what as Gooners are we asking for from Santa this year? My wish list is:

1. A fresh face or two to satisfy the cravings of fans who say we need new faces
2. That all the crap plastic fans at the Emirates coincidentally all fall into a large hole they cannot emerge from
3. That a lot of fans (some on this board included) stop making out that things are worse than they are...it could be a LOT worse as some of the more long-term supporters on this board will testify!!

*SWAG bag is not representative of William Gallas's actual wage...its at least got 40% taken off for tax.

[Val1]

I'd be happy with a season-long return to form of that man, as well as good play, some joie de vivre for everyone on the team (esp Cesc) and continued healthy rehabs for Eduardo and Thomas.

[yossarian]

I'd be happy with a season-long return to form of that man, as well as good play, some joie de vivre for everyone on the team (esp Cesc) and continued healthy rehabs for Eduardo and Thomas.

I don't think "continued healthy rehabs" is applicable to Rosicky. He'd have to start one first.
:o

[Schu419]

I'll take a DMF and a solid right sided midfielder. Oh, and some true atmosphere at the Grove.

threadjack: Aaron, what's up man, I don't think I've seen you on here in a while.

[surfcam]

I'd like some magic spray that really is magic. Rosicky could use a whole can!

[Rewinder]

I'd like some magic spray that really is magic. Rosicky could use a whole can!

I'd rather just order a tank full of the stuff and order Rosicky to remain in it at all times - including a return to the tank should he ever make it to half time. http://www.seanq.com/images/blaine_tank.jpg

[gunner7]

Dr. santa,

I would like the PL and CL trophies this season.

[crazy150]

I'd like for 'Pool, United, and the "russian" to all go bankrupt.

[wanye_stirrear]

Dear Santa,

Here is my wishlist:

1. A therapist to deal with Gallas' emotional issues.
2. A Haitian witch doctor to fix Rosicky's knee.
3. HGH for Jack Wilshere.
4. New shoes for the needy - Bendtner.
5. A year's supply of Red Bull for Song.
6. Mango body cream for Djourou.
7. Jamaica's kindest to relax RVP's nerves when things aren't going as planned.
8. A speed training program for Denilson.
9. An Iron Man suit for Nasri.
10. Truth serum for Wenger.

I am not asking for much. If you can help me out with this list, I don't need anything in my stocking. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Wanye_Stirrear

[Skizz]

I'll take a DMF and a solid right sided midfielder. Oh, and some true atmosphere at the Grove.

threadjack: Aaron, what's up man, I don't think I've seen you on here in a while.
No reason dude, I've just been snowed under with a ton of shite at work and in real-life generally...all's good in the hood now tho! :D

[Skizz]

Dr. santa,

I would like the PL and CL trophies this season.
Didn't realise he had a doctorate! :D

[Skizz]

4. Decent shoes for the needy - bendtner.
fyp :)

[Silva 5]

Dear Santa,

I would like...

1. A new bill of health for Rosicky
2. A smooth transition to first team football for Eduardo

that's it for now Santa, thank you...

PS: maybe a Yaya Toure would be nice, but I don't want to ask too much.

[surfcam]

Didn't realise he had a doctorate! :D

He has a PhD in Jolly.

Reeped.

[akindele12]

All I want is the return of the beautiful football that they normally play.

[Lanesra]

All the JCL's that boo Eboue,or anyone wearing an Arsenal shirt to be Disappeared

[juanca]

All the JCL's that boo Eboue,or anyone wearing an Arsenal shirt to be Disappeared

Whats a JCL? is it like an AKB?

[Skizz]

He means glory hunters..."Johnny Come Lately's"

[canadagooner]

All the JCL's that boo Eboue,or anyone wearing an Arsenal shirt to be Disappeared

Now I've got to get shed of a few shirts
:(