GersMan
20 Aug 2002, 10:28 AM
This week on YOU GOTTA SEE THIS - a would-be Major League Soccer groupie gets a big surprise in response to her churlish taunting at a match in San Jose.
Major League Soccer is an up and coming, fast-paced, rough and tumble, heart-stopping, bone-crunching, dog eat dog athletic contest. Players on the field have been known to get drenched in their own fluids, but what happened to one fan at a match in San Jose went WAY beyond that (cue to low, loud, symphony note).
Amy something or another, is an aspiring model, who has created attention for herself by posting really wacko pictures of herself on the Internet. Most people call it exhibitionism, Amy calls it the start of a modeling career. She's even been an extra on such popular programs as Mama' Family, Small Wonder and Hee Haw 2002.
But Amy got her start posing in the stand at soccer matches. She was doing this at a recent San Jose Earthquakes match, but instead of getting photographed, she got covered in backwash! (cue to low, loud symphony note).
Ben Olsen is a talented player for the visiting team that day, DC United. Known for his hard-driving, fast-paced, breakneck, hellbent-for-leather style of play. Ben was coming off the field at the halftime intermission, where he had a date with destiny (cue to, you know).
cut to ben "Yeah, I was walking off the field, I didn't know anything special was going to happen. Some of the fans were giving us a hard time, nothing unusual you know....."
But what happened later WAS Unusual, and YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. Watch the edge of the frame from this innocent bystander's camcorder. He is filming his daughter trying to win a savings bond by guessing how many hairs San Jose player Dwayne DeRosario has on his head, but he unwittingly captures an extraordinary event in his lens.
Watch as Ben comes back on, in the background, you hear Amy yell something really stupid about a diaper, and Ben decides this is a good time to register HIS opinion
(cut to fuzzy footage of alleged incident
then cut to slow motion, reverse-frame footage, repeated about 5 or 6 times.)
We would have interviewed the victim of this heinous assault, Amy, but she was busy doing an audition to be an extra in the new SlobberFace Productions feature film "Revenge of the Humungazoid Beast Women III"
Our best is, next time she wants to toss lame insults at soccer players, she'll take a visor and a hairnet.
Major League Soccer is an up and coming, fast-paced, rough and tumble, heart-stopping, bone-crunching, dog eat dog athletic contest. Players on the field have been known to get drenched in their own fluids, but what happened to one fan at a match in San Jose went WAY beyond that (cue to low, loud, symphony note).
Amy something or another, is an aspiring model, who has created attention for herself by posting really wacko pictures of herself on the Internet. Most people call it exhibitionism, Amy calls it the start of a modeling career. She's even been an extra on such popular programs as Mama' Family, Small Wonder and Hee Haw 2002.
But Amy got her start posing in the stand at soccer matches. She was doing this at a recent San Jose Earthquakes match, but instead of getting photographed, she got covered in backwash! (cue to low, loud symphony note).
Ben Olsen is a talented player for the visiting team that day, DC United. Known for his hard-driving, fast-paced, breakneck, hellbent-for-leather style of play. Ben was coming off the field at the halftime intermission, where he had a date with destiny (cue to, you know).
cut to ben "Yeah, I was walking off the field, I didn't know anything special was going to happen. Some of the fans were giving us a hard time, nothing unusual you know....."
But what happened later WAS Unusual, and YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. Watch the edge of the frame from this innocent bystander's camcorder. He is filming his daughter trying to win a savings bond by guessing how many hairs San Jose player Dwayne DeRosario has on his head, but he unwittingly captures an extraordinary event in his lens.
Watch as Ben comes back on, in the background, you hear Amy yell something really stupid about a diaper, and Ben decides this is a good time to register HIS opinion
(cut to fuzzy footage of alleged incident
then cut to slow motion, reverse-frame footage, repeated about 5 or 6 times.)
We would have interviewed the victim of this heinous assault, Amy, but she was busy doing an audition to be an extra in the new SlobberFace Productions feature film "Revenge of the Humungazoid Beast Women III"
Our best is, next time she wants to toss lame insults at soccer players, she'll take a visor and a hairnet.