View Full Version : San Jose takes the 'SAT'--funny stuff
worldsoccer-Jeff
18 Jul 2002, 02:56 PM
I just saw this on the bottom of CNNSI soccer page. This is the funnest thing I've seen in a while. I cant belive that no one has posted this already.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/us/news/2002/07/14/conrad_six/
cpwilson80
18 Jul 2002, 05:15 PM
Fantastic - SJ fans definitely should check this one out. Conrad is money as always
profiled
18 Jul 2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by cpwilson80
Fantastic - SJ fans definitely should check this one out. Conrad is money as always
Money as in Landon's famous "Money Shot"?
The Creeper
18 Jul 2002, 05:57 PM
I liked Cannon's use of the word crap.
JMoney418
18 Jul 2002, 10:50 PM
Quot of the year..
JMoney418
18 Jul 2002, 10:51 PM
2. Can you describe your frustration when our "local" paper has a bigger article about "San Francisco" Giant J.T. Snow's butt hurting because he doesn't play (yeah, they deserve millions) than the two-line sentence that our big match at home that night against the Colorado Rapids gets?
Robinson: It's absolutely ridiculous. Half the country doesn't even know who J.T. Snow is.
Coming from an MLS player who is unknown to 99% of Americans outside of San Jose...(sorry I had to)
appoo
18 Jul 2002, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by JMoney418
2. Can you describe your frustration when our "local" paper has a bigger article about "San Francisco" Giant J.T. Snow's butt hurting because he doesn't play (yeah, they deserve millions) than the two-line sentence that our big match at home that night against the Colorado Rapids gets?
Robinson: It's absolutely ridiculous. Half the country doesn't even know who J.T. Snow is.
Coming from an MLS player who is unknown to 99% of Americans outside of San Jose...(sorry I had to)
More like about a player about 1% of the country knows about and about 1% that number know about Robinson
Ringo
18 Jul 2002, 11:07 PM
"Gonzalez: It is very frustrating when San Jose has two
professional teams and the local paper acts like it only has
one. They go looking for stories outside of San Jose when
they have a gold mine right in front of them. "
Let's see.
1. Quakes
2. Sharks.
3. CyberRays
which team did Gonzalez omit? does he not consider the cyberrays to be legit? or is he referring to the Sharks? of course, after the way they consistently bend over for my avalanche, i can't blame people for forgetting about the sharks.
DouginSJ
19 Jul 2002, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Ringo1725
Let's see.
1. Quakes
2. Sharks.
3. CyberRays
Technically, we've also got the Sabercats, but the jury's still deliberating whether arena football is a real sport or not...
Ringo
19 Jul 2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by DouginSJ
Technically, we've also got the Sabercats, but the jury's still deliberating whether arena football is a real sport or not...
That's right ... and the Sabercats are good, too. of course, the starting quarterback just got hurt so it's all about to crumble i'm sure.
detter7
19 Jul 2002, 09:34 PM
LOL! That was good! Cannon needs to learn some more vocabulary.
BallStateMiddie
21 Jul 2002, 07:07 AM
That was pretty funny stuff. Great read for a Quakes fan.
Femfa
21 Jul 2002, 12:44 PM
Dang - Donovan and I were nearly a perfect match - then he had to go pick Dominos!
pc4th
11 Jul 2003, 07:02 PM
(bringing back these old school materials for those that have not seen this article......a many laughs)
An excerpt:
2. . Can you describe your frustration when our "local" paper has a bigger article about "San Francisco" Giant J.T. Snow's butt hurting because he doesn't play (yeah, they deserve millions) than the two-line sentence that our big match at home that night against the Colorado Rapids gets?
Mulrooney: The pain that J.T. Snow feels in his ass is the pain I feel in my heart.
Agoos: I didn't know we had a local paper.
Conway: Media is evil.
Barrett: At this point, we are just kind of used to it.
Donovan: It's a complete joke. From what I heard they have some big splinters on those benches.
Cannon: It's the same frustration as taking the hottest girl to the prom and then finding out she was using you to get to your best friend.
Robinson: It's absolutely ridiculous. Half the country doesn't even know who J.T. Snow is.
Lagos: Yeah, that's not good.
Gonzalez: It is very frustrating when San Jose has two professional teams and the local paper acts like it only has one. They go looking for stories outside of San Jose when they have a gold mine right in front of them.
JMMUSA8
12 Jul 2003, 12:58 AM
i agree, that was a great laugh, Joe Cannon is ridiculously funny.
2. Sometimes before a game I like to...
Mulrooney: See if I can catch Joe Cannon puking in the bathroom.
Agoos: See if I can catch Joe Cannon puking in the bathroom.
Conway: A nap.
Barrett: Sleep all day.
Donovan: Go bowling.
Cannon: I like to throw up and drink some Red Bull.