(OT) Ray's best quote yet

[saroccer]

"I would stab my grandmother in the eyes in her sleep for [Ariel] Graziani, for a player that's that decisive of a finisher, or a Landon [Donovan]. That's what we're lacking."

http://www.cybersoccernews.com/mls/earthquakes/020818quakes_united.shtml

[79United]

Perhaps for LD, but not for that long haired diving FON (freak of nature) AG.

TS.

[sj_quakes_fan]

Ray talked with us about this after the game. Talking about how he needed a good forward.

I told him Landon is ours. But he expressed interest in Devin Barclay. I thought that was kinda interesting. I've been disappointed in Devin's play with the Quakes. Though I did think he had great potential when he first joined the team.

[detter7]

Graziani?! Is Ray on drugs? I loathe having to see him play. Ariel "The Little Mermaid" Graziani on the DC roster...I couldn't take it.

[GrillMaster]

Originally posted by 79United
Perhaps for LD, but not for that long haired diving FON (freak of nature) AG.

TS.

I wouldn't care if it were Luis Hernandez. A finisher on the team this year would mean at least a mid-table spot for DCU.

GM

[Sachin]

Originally posted by GrillMaster


I wouldn't care if it were Luis Hernandez. A finisher on the team this year would mean at least a mid-table spot for DCU.

GM

Then we certainly don't want Luisa.

Sachin

[dadman]

Originally posted by GrillMaster


I wouldn't care if it were Luis Hernandez. A finisher on the team this year would mean at least a mid-table spot for DCU.

GM He may be a prima dona pretty boy, but he'd be OUR prima dona pretty boy :eek:

dadman

[Topo]

Originally posted by GrillMaster


I wouldn't care if it were Luis Hernandez. A finisher on the team this year would mean at least a mid-table spot for DCU.

GM
Hold on there, GM. I know that losing has caused us all some weird thoughts. But, that is just too much.

Don't sell your soul to the devil. You've got so much to live for. Come to the light. Do you hear me? Come toward the light!

Not Luisa. Please.

[dcc134]

Originally posted by GrillMaster


I wouldn't care if it were Luis Hernandez. A finisher on the team this year would mean at least a mid-table spot for DCU.

GM


In my desperation to actually watch a soccer game since the WC is over and I lost my FSW, I rewatched the US/Mexico game from the WC last week.

All I have to say about el flopador and any serious suggestion that he comes to play for DCU is let me be first in line to kick whoever it is who brings him in in the balls as hard as I possibly can. Then let me be first in line to kick LH in the balls as hard as I possibly can. Then let me back in line to have another go at whoever decides to bring him in.

When I saw that lucky talentless F start counting down the seconds on his hand when Friedal had the ball I just want to reach in to my TV and rip his head off. I hate no player more than I hate LH.

Rant over, sorry for that.

[Lanky134]

Hernandez WAS a finisher. Now he's just crap.

Borgetti, on the other hand, I'd take...

Dave

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by sj_quakes_fan
Ray talked with us about this after the game. Talking about how he needed a good forward.

I told him Landon is ours. But he expressed interest in Devin Barclay. I thought that was kinda interesting. I've been disappointed in Devin's play with the Quakes. Though I did think he had great potential when he first joined the team.
Devin may be local, but he's also not particularly good. We should have made a move for DeRosario in the offseason, while SJ was still going to use Donovan as a striker and have Mulrooney in midfield.

[Jose L. Couso]

Sticking granny in the eyes while she is down sleeping!?

Selling our souls to the devil!?

What is the world coming to?

We don't need them and we don't want them!

We got "I'll tear the Metrodonkeys a new", "I'll spit in your eye", "****-off Landon" Ben Olsen on our team, and the pirate ship is ready to sail!

Moreno & Eliseo are going to tear the Metrodonkeys a new one!