By The Time I Get To Phoenix...

[Michael K.]

...I'll be two or three times over the legal limit and singin' my way into jail.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20031125/us_nm/people_campbell_dc

Yes - looks like I'm first in here with this and get to lay down the easiest thread headline of the week. Awesome.

[BlueMeanie]

"Like a wine-stoned Cowboy..."

No? Okay, try this:

"...and the Wichita lineman, can't walk a straight liiiiiiiine!"

No? **** it, then.

Way to show your True Grit by driving away from the scene, Glenn. I won't hold my breath that they'll actually make your rich ass accountable, though.