England Rivalries Smack Thread [R]

[The Double]

Seeing as how traffic is slow here, and we don't really have established trollers, here you go.


Unedited.
Unrestricted.
Nothing is out of bounds.


Make fun of teams, players, other posters, etc.


My gift to you, and tell your friends. Lets see how far we can get this with just pure, old-fashioned hatred.


And if any of you ********ers call me out, I will stop at nothing to make sure you are made to look like a little schoolgirl. Muhahahaha.


WilliamIreland Sucks.

Giggs sucks.

Old Man Clan really sucks.

Leeds Sucks.

Yorkie Sucks.

Fat Clark sucks.

Prenn definetly sucks.

Newcastle Brown is amazing.

Corn Bread.........Ain't Nothing wrong with that, yo.
In short, all of you besides Corn Bread sucks.


Discuss.

[Prenn]

Spurs are *#*#*#*#?

[The Double]

To tired to code in shit?

Yawn.

Remind me again, who was the one that was too chicken shit to bet avatars when the match was at the Lane?

[billyireland]

Arsenal are the biggest bunch of dirtbags. That's all the fuheads have going for them.

Sol Campbell is a cuntbag who would rape his little sister to make 10 extra pounds at the end of the day.

Martin Keown is a mutant - once a half decent player, now a joke who has to restort to pulling jerseys like Yorkie does birds, but hey - he did give us the Premiership last season.

Ashley Cole is a twat. "A young Roberto Carlos" somebody once said - Roberto Carlos couldn't defend a Jew up for WW2 war crimes, but yet he looks like Nesta when you compare him to Ashley Cole. You wish you had Wayne Bridge or John O'Shea

Lauren is the next generation of filth, pushing & spitting at players when they miss penalties. Always up to dirty tricks, then bitching about them when he is caught.

Vieira is a walking red card. He doesn't have the magic that Keane does, and is not half the leader of Keane, either.

Parlour is one of the biggest piles of shit going. Yet the Romford Reject gets his time on the field because Arsneal have such a horrible lack of depth.

Pires: And you call Ruud a diver?

Jeffers: And YOU CALL RUUD A DIVER!?

Wiltord: 15 millions pound of crap. Arsene Wanker saw his own Solsjkaer. Instead he got his own Poborsky.

Then, of course, there's Wenger. He's got his sweets, he's got his cheeky smile, but he's got no glasses. Take a look around Arse, you're denial has made you a laughing stock!

Hey, Liverpools... hiw's about stringing together 5 straight wins for a change? My many thanks to Heskey for the win last week... it's going in, it's going in... Heskey gets a touch... WIDE! I hope Carragher's leg gets crushed by a steamroller the day he gets out of hospital.

Don't worry Double, Spurs are going to finish fourth and get through to the champions league. of course by then robots will have replaced footballers and Japan will be the new Brazil.

Man Citeh... can't slag them off, they're just so massive

And oh yes... for playing for Citeh.. HAALAND DEFINITELY DESERVED IT!

[The Double]

Say, how are the Oirish doing in Euro Qualifying?

[OPArsenal]

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Man U fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.

What does The Double use for birth control?

His personality.

Originally posted by billyireland
Arsenal are the biggest buch of dirtbags. That's all the fuheads have going for them.

1. I'm sorry, but who's in first place?
2. What the flyin' ******** is a "fuhead?"
3. Shut your cockholster, fagggot.

Alex Ferguson is a drunken Sweaty who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. He has managed to waste United's youth system. Way to go, ********!

Hey, William. Come back when United are in 2nd place, OK? Maybe then we'll let you eat at the big people table...

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[billyireland]

Man U are in 3rd... it's okay, you all know we'll still win it - just like you did last year. Faceit, Man U are just warming up, after Christmas we're just unstoppable.

I cannot say if SAF knows his arse from a hole in the ground or not, but he is the best manager in EPL history, and has brought us 8 of the last 11 championships... and European success (it feels good, before you ask).

Messed up our youth system? Wasn't he responsible from perhaps the best youth group of all time (the Giggs group)... Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Gary Neville, Phil Neville, Nicky Butt & Keith Gillespie (he used to be good). For a few years there was no need to bring players up, now we have Fletcher, Richardson, Pugh, etc. Don't forget Wes Brown & John O'Shea. TRY to compare Arsenals youth players in the last 10 years to that, just try.

So we (Ireland) ********ed up in a relatively easy group... I honestly didn't care too much at the end, it almost put a smile on my face, because of Keane being kicked out of the WC team after being THE reason we made it there. Kerr has full established himself as a very good manager, and we have some of the best youngsters we have had in 20 years coming through right now... sowe're really on the up.

Seriously though, Tottenham will do the double over Arsenal someday. They'll also win the EPL someday. Pigs will also fly someday.

[The Double]

Originally posted by That guy who doesn't have any original shmack so he uses Junior High jokes


What does [insert anybody's name here] use for birth control?

His personality.






:rolleyes:

You need to work on your material.

[Clan]

"Old man Clan"...wtf?

Thats the second time i've seen you type that.

[billyireland]

Originally posted by Clanblue
"Old man Clan"...wtf?

Thats the second time i've seen you type that. It's because his mommy told him you're his daddy... you're his "old man".

[The Double]

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You've just thrown a wrench in the machine that is the England Rivalries Smack Thread. Damm you.

Originally posted by billyireland
It's because his mommy told him you're his daddy... you're his "old man".

Yawn. Got anything else William, or all you all tapped out on the first page?

[Matt Clark]

but he is the best manager in EPL history

Wow.

Why ... that's a whole 10 years.

[billyireland]

Clark - Just another jealous Liverpool fan... how's Houllier doing for you? Or Evans or Souness be for him?

Double - Yawn? Is that all you've got? You seem to be the one that's tapped out, buddy

[Ferris]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
Alex Ferguson is a drunken Sweaty who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.


"Sweaty"? Been learning some English slang from your gunner boyfriends, huh OP? I'm just surprised that you would crow over the fact that Arsenal is in 1st in the middle of november (not to mention just two points ahead of us). If I remember correctly, last season Arsenal was in first at this juncture (I think it was right after the Liverpool collapse)...of course, you all always seem to ******** it up. Hope you enjoy the Champions league meltdown...not to mention the UEFA cup!

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Ferris Beuler
"Sweaty"? Been learning some English slang from your gunner boyfriends, huh OP?
Nope. Been learning some English slang from Anne at the bar (barmaid at the King's Head in St. Augustine), who is probably the most prejudiced person I've ever met. That being said, I'm sorry I said that, I forgot that I'm American, and therefore don't really know what "it's all about." Eat ass.

I'm just surprised that you would crow over the fact that Arsenal is in 1st in the middle of november (not to mention just two points ahead of us). Why not? I crow over the fact that Wycombe Wandereers just picked up Tony Adams.
If I remember correctly, last season Arsenal was in first at this juncture (I think it was right after the Liverpool collapse)...of course, you all always seem to ******** it up.
This is why I'm talking my smack now. And I like how you lot are taunting The Double with things like "One day Tottenham will win another Double. One day, pigs will also fly," then say "Come Chirstmas, we'll be unstoppable." So here you go: One day, Manchester United will be as good as they once were. One day, they will pass Arsenal in the League. One day, you might appeal to an administrator to get your username changed so it is properly spelled. One day, you might decide to pull your head out of your ass. One day, pigs might fly in a frozen-over hell.
Hope you enjoy the Champions league meltdown...not to mention the UEFA cup! Ummm... Isn't it a requirement for a meltdown that the team has to achieve something in that area? To have a meltdown, we had to have been good in the CL at one point in time, right? By the way, Double, I need to fire my writer, don't I?

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
Nope. Been learning some English slang from Anne at the bar (barmaid at the King's Head in St. Augustine), who is probably the most prejudiced person I've ever met. That being said, I'm sorry I said that, I forgot that I'm American, and therefore don't really know what "it's all about." Eat ass.

Why not? I crow over the fact that Wycombe Wandereers just picked up Tony Adams.
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This is why I'm talking my smack now. And I like how you lot are taunting The Double with things like "One day Tottenham will win another Double. One day, pigs will also fly," then say "Come Chirstmas, we'll be unstoppable." So here you go: One day, Manchester United will be as good as they once were. One day, they will pass Arsenal in the League. One day, you might appeal to an administrator to get your username changed so it is properly spelled. One day, you might decide to pull your head out of your ass. One day, pigs might fly in a frozen-over hell.
Ummm... Isn't it a requirement for a meltdown that the team has to achieve something in that area? To have a meltdown, we had to have been good in the CL at one point in time, right? By the way, Double, I need to fire my writer, don't I? [/B]

[The Double]

Nope, you need to learn how to properly quote a post.


Originally posted by billyireland

Double - Yawn? Is that all you've got? You seem to be the one that's tapped out, buddy

Not at all, its just the second page. I'm waiting for some of the heavy hitters to get here.


Matthew, Motter, please pick up the white courtesy phone......

[Ferris]

Originally posted by OPArsenal

Ummm... Isn't it a requirement for a meltdown that the team has to achieve something in that area? To have a meltdown, we had to have been good in the CL at one point in time, right? By the way, Double, I need to fire my writer, don't I? [/B] Oh please, every year you Gunners crow the superiority of the Arse from far and wide "this year" you feverishly exclaim "this year we will win the champions league, we cannot be beaten, we have Henry!!!" And then, as defeat after defeat pile up in Europe, the excuses in a french accent come flooding out north london, Arsenal players take more and more desperate dives in the 18 yard box and Gunner supporters clutch spastically to that number 1 place in the premiership. Of course it is a meltdown, simply because of the massive expectations of the Arsenal supporters and players...hubris is a bitch.
Also, it would be nice if you didn't make your mancrush of the Double so obvious....quite frankly it sickens the rest of us.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Ferris Beuler
Oh please, every year you Devils crow the superiority of the ManUre from far and wide "this year" you feverishly exclaim "this year we will win the premier league, we cannot be beaten, we have van Nistelrooy!!!" Fixed the first part of your post. By the way, I never have proclaimed any sort of desire for a Champs League title. If the Arsenal never win another Champions League match for the rest of their existence, I honestly couldn't care less. It just doesn't matter to me. And guess what? Even if we won every CL match from here on out for the rest of the club's existence, I still wouldn't care. Call me old-fashioned, but winning the League and/or the FA Cup mean more to me than the Champion's League ever will.

And then, as defeat after defeat pile up in Europe, the excuses in a french accent come flooding out north london, Seven players on Arsenal's roster are French. Sounds like a de facto French national side to me... Ass.

Arsenal players take more and more desperate dives in the 18 yard box and Gunner supporters clutch spastically to that number 1 place in the premiership. Hmmm... Pires dives, Jeffers dives, Henry dives, Bergkamp dives, Kanu dives, Parlour dives, Campbell dives, Keown dives, Lehmann dives, Wenger dives, the whole damn stadium dives and somehow, through it all, through all of the horrible going-ons in all of football, United still manage to field a starting team of eleven saints. Beautiful.

Of course it is a meltdown, simply because of the massive expectations of the Arsenal supporters and players...hubris is a bitch. No, no... You seem to have meltdown confused with the very similar word letdown, much like you seem to confuse the word Beuler with the very much similar word Bueller. In a meltdown, things go good, then start to suck. In a letdown, people expect thing to go good, but they suck from the very beginning. Once again, eat ass.
Also, it would be nice if you didn't make your mancrush of the Double so obvious....quite frankly it sickens the rest of us. A better idea: How about you make your Matthew Broderick obsession less obvious. To be honest, he's not that good of an actor, and you could have picked a better person to worship. By the way, I like how I make a friendly comment to someone and i immediately want him. Beautiful. I thought you could be different. I thought you could be a special kind of troll, one that bases his comments on some sort of fact, but it turns out that you are like the rest, one whose well runs dry and then subsequently resorts to the cheapest form of humor possible, the classic "You're gay." Or are you still smarting from being included in the Lame Bracket?

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by The Double
Nope, you need to learn how to properly quote a post. Ah, shaddap... I hit the wrong button (quote instead of edit). :D Wait, I obviously want you. You suck and I hate you. I wish you die in a fire and I hope Kanoute's wife dies of cancer. All of Spurs were born in a urinal, as was your mother. :rolleyes: