England Rivalries Smack Thread [R]

[Ferris]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
And guess what? Even if we won every CL match from here on out for the rest of the club's existence, I still wouldn't care.

Now that's just a baldfaced lie...

Originally posted by OPArsenal

Seven players on Arsenal's roster are French. Sounds like a de facto French national side to me... Ass.

Well, I was talking about Wenger anyway (the grandwhinemaster himself).......ass.
Originally posted by OPArsenal

Hmmm... Pires dives, Jeffers dives, Henry dives,

That's about right...
Originally posted by OPArsenal

By the way, I like how I make a friendly comment to someone and i immediately want him. Your puppy dog love for the Double is obvious...you even copied his lame bracket....
Originally posted by OPArsenal

Beautiful. I thought you could be different. I thought you could be a special kind of troll, one that bases his comments on some sort of fact, but it turns out that you are like the rest, one whose well runs dry and then subsequently resorts to the cheapest form of humor possible, the classic "You're gay."
Sorry to disappoint you. For the record, I never said you were gay...man-crush is different (there's a great Seinfeld episode on it :D)
Originally posted by OPArsenal
Or are you still smarting from being included in the Lame Bracket?
Not really. Are you still smarting from your total failure to succesfully copy The Doubles lame bracket idea? Did you even finish it, or did lack of interest discourage you?

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Ferris Beuler
Now that's just a baldfaced lie...
I didn't say that it wouldn't be nice and that I wouldn't enjoy it. I just said that I wouldn't be gleefully giddy and ready to party, etc.

Well, I was talking about Wenger anyway (the grandwhinemaster himself).......ass. And Freguson's an utter angel... Wonder what he'll say after United finish third this year...

That's about right... You've just managed to agree with me on an unsavory topic and still make yourself look OK. Are you a Republican, too?

Your puppy dog love for the Double is obvious...you even copied his lame bracket.... Ummm... Jason, can you tell me when, esactly you did a Lame Bracket? Funny that... I thought I got the idea from espn.com. Guess not.

Sorry to disappoint you. For the record, I never said you were gay...man-crush is different (there's a great Seinfeld episode on it :D) Forgive me for not having this knowledge. You're obviously a master of man/man relationships..

Are you still smarting from your total failure to succesfully copy The Doubles lame bracket idea? Did you even finish it, or did lack of interest discourage you? Once again, when did The Double's Lame Bracket occur? Did I miss it? I know I wasn't here this summer, but I thought it was somewhat original. And no, I never did finish it. No reason, really. I have ADD, I guess. Either that, or you were the clear winner. One of the two.

[The Double]

Never did start a Lame Bracket.


I did, although, start a Lame List. Your lame bracket was very derivative, and it didn't surprise me that you got zero wind-up on that forum.


Carry on. Waiting for Matt, or Motter.

[Matt Clark]

Sorry, I'm not sure there's anything for me to work with on this particular thread. It's just three Yanks shouting at each other about their respective EPL adoptions.

This is totally a Motterman gig ...

[OPArsenal]

Hey, Double:

http://www.upthearse.net/spursclock.asp

[billyireland]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
Hey, Double:

http://www.upthearse.net/spursclock.asp Smooth

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by billyireland
Smooth Yeah, as ********in' silk. Did the link show up, or is it just my computer?

[Ferris]

Originally posted by Matt Clark
Sorry, I'm not sure there's anything for me to work with on this particular thread.
Well, let's see here, I'm sure I can think of something that will get you involved...ah yes:
1) Danny Murphy sucks and isn't even in the top 25 of premiership midfielders
2) Gerrard is overrated and any day now Hargreaves will take his place on the National Team
:D

[Matt Clark]

I refer the honourable Gentleman to a reply I gave some moments ago.

[OPArsenal]

I would now like to take this time to point out that the Arsenal, with a win over Birmingham City, broke the record for the longest unbeaten run. I think Wenger was a year too early...

[Doctor Stamen]

Originally posted by Matt Clark
Sorry, I'm not sure there's anything for me to work with on this particular thread. It's just three Yanks shouting at each other about their respective EPL adoptions.

This is totally a Motterman gig ...

Shut up you scouse b_stard, Liverpool are so crap, Murphy is crap, Owen is over rated, and as for Heskey..............well Steven Hawking would be better. Houllier is guiding you to mediocrity at a rapid rate of knots, and the memories of the 1980's will soon fade like David Sneddon's musical career. Liverpool are an average team in a crime-ridden city infested with illiterate idiots in shell suits:D.

P.S. Mexico are are great team. The FIFA rankings prove it.

Is that good enough to start with ?:D.

[Matt Clark]

Meh. You're from Blackburn. Wake me when you have some schmack you didn't have to beg your Restart officer to invent and type out for you.

[Doctor Stamen]

What's a restart officer ?.

[Matt Clark]

He's the man in the grey cardigan that takes you to one side every time you go down to the job centre to collect your dole and disability allowance and tells you to go and queue in the rain at a warehouse to see if they have any work.

What - you thought that fella was just a meet'n'greet at the money shop?

[Doctor Stamen]

Nah, I have no experience of unemployment. However, you seem to know a lot about it. Could it be because you're from Liverpool, where the only jobs are all of the illegal sector such as drug dealing and procuring car radios ? :D.

[Matt Clark]

No, I'm a restart officer in Blackburn.

[Doctor Stamen]

Really ?. Well it's odd that you saw me, as I live in Coventry, and haven't been to Blackburn for a few years now :D.

Anyway, I'll stop bashing Liverpool, as I have ran out of material. I just don't mind Liverpool FC, which limits the amount of insults I can say.

[Matt Clark]

Coventry, eh? God I hate Coventry. Drab, pre-fab slab of a place, like a giant asphalt turd deposited in the smoking crater that Adolf had so kindly turned the equally repugnant previous incarnation into. Lots of dreary, inbred locals, all shlurfing around in the threadbare precinct bargains that, somehow, they understand is all the luxury they deserve from this life.

Coventry, squatting there in the centre of the already fairly unpalatable midland region, a wheezy, grime-smeared cog in a growing labyrinth of highways and byways, all seemingly constructed with the express purpose of NOT having to stop in Coventry, ever. Millions of trucks, cars, buses and lorries trundle or hurtle by every day, barely a glance at the malodorous boil of a place that they pass, leaving nothing but the lingering odour of their combustion salute to the city of Coventry.

The central shopping area, that sunken run of grey, all Littlewoods and Poundstretcher desperation, the gaudy, crass protudances of the Virgin store thrusting up from the decaying stench of the remainder of the city - as if even this building, this faceless, internationalist corporate facade was too alive, to organic an entity to bear being an amalgamous part of the city of Coventry.

People traipse listlessly through the ashen confines of their miserable existence, that forlorn look in their eyes ... "we used to make cars here you know" ... it really is too pathetic. If only the town planners of post-war Britain had realised then what blight they have bequeathed us now.

[Motterman]

I've decided on how to spend my Christmas money this year - I'm buying Leeds United.

[billyireland]

Originally posted by Motterman
I've decided on how to spend my Christmas money this year - I'm buying Leeds United. ...Nuts, guess I'll hve to settle for Leicster. Oh well, at least we'll probably be in the EPL next year :D