View Full Version : Red Bulls Cheated!!!
dcuni_ted
16 Oct 2008, 09:02 PM
And yet they still suck. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/sports/soccer/17redbulls.html?ref=sports) Jesus, I thought teams got better when they cheated, but New York has defied that trend.
Enjoy missing the playoffs, your team is cursed.
bunge
16 Oct 2008, 10:41 PM
Hey, at least they play in New Jersey!
SenorCool
16 Oct 2008, 10:44 PM
So with performance enhancing drugs, Conway has a 1.50 GAA. Take away the performance enhancing drugs and what will you get? A goalkeeper with a GAA higher than this stiff:
http://web.mlsnet.com/images/2007/03/02/7NUt7joM.jpg
MannieG
16 Oct 2008, 11:37 PM
Wow. Just, wow. That's what they're like on performance enhancing drugs? That's just pitiful.
CrimsonChin00
16 Oct 2008, 11:42 PM
So with performance enhancing drugs, Conway has a 1.50 GAA. Take away the performance enhancing drugs and what will you get? A goalkeeper with a GAA higher than this stiff:
http://web.mlsnet.com/images/2007/03/02/7NUt7joM.jpg
I didn't know Barry Bonds played soccer.:D
TheUltra
16 Oct 2008, 11:42 PM
Redbull New Jersey really is a F*cking Joke. That's just all kinds of suck, good work guys, way to manage the first ban in league history for doping.
ji_shuheng
17 Oct 2008, 04:05 AM
STake away the performance enhancing drugs and what will you get?
the west.
bradd
17 Oct 2008, 07:40 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/2949443558_f717b93d6d_m.jpg
SavannahFan
17 Oct 2008, 09:09 AM
"Damn, now I am suspended from the lame-ass Red Bulls, and my balls have shrunk to the size of peas... What was I thinking...?"
http://www.yardbarker.com/m/21074/xl/steroids2.jpg
SavannahFan
17 Oct 2008, 09:12 AM
I didn't know Barry Bonds played soccer.:Dlearn something new everyday, dontcha...?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ayz56meFO0so/340x.jpg
jevanvoo
17 Oct 2008, 10:26 AM
over the counter shit from GNC, not quite to the level of hanging out behind the gym looking for a fix :rolleyes:
song219
17 Oct 2008, 10:38 AM
over the counter shit from GNC, not quite to the level of hanging out behind the gym looking for a fix :rolleyes:
It just proves that Red Bulls are illiterate & can't read what's on a bottle. Maybe instead of drug tests, Red Bull should give their players literacy tests. :D
SavannahFan
17 Oct 2008, 10:49 AM
over the counter shit from GNC, not quite to the level of hanging out behind the gym looking for a fix :rolleyes:Hhmmmrph, you sound like such a lawyer.
I liked it better when you were a stripper... Less talk, more lap dancing. :cool:
jevanvoo
17 Oct 2008, 01:03 PM
It just proves that Red Bulls are illiterate & can't read what's on a bottle. Maybe instead of drug tests, Red Bull should give their players literacy tests. :D
the ingredient wasn't listed on the supplement, nor I imagine would a literacy test induct one with pharmecutical knowledge that an ingrediant may metabolize into yet another banned substance :rolleyes:
rednow.red4ever
17 Oct 2008, 01:12 PM
the ingredient wasn't listed on the supplement, nor I imagine would a literacy test induct one with pharmecutical knowledge that an ingrediant may metabolize into yet another banned substance :rolleyes:
I was pretty good at sports. I drank water and gatorade (all the enhancement u need!). They needed GNC to suck? Does not compute.
song219
17 Oct 2008, 01:15 PM
the ingredient wasn't listed on the supplement, nor I imagine would a literacy test induct one with pharmecutical knowledge that an ingrediant may metabolize into yet another banned substance :rolleyes:
You mean like there is nothing in the name Red Bull New York that suggests that the team plays in New Jersey. You are right. Players could be misled in both situations if they were literate or not. :)
jevanvoo
17 Oct 2008, 01:56 PM
You mean like there is nothing in the name Red Bull New York that suggests that the team plays in New Jersey. You are right. Players could be misled in both situations if they were literate or not. :)
wasn't NY dropped as part of the name? I guess they wanted to follow the precedence set by the Giants or the Jets. Do you think DC-eased will change their name when y'all move to Baltimore? :confused::D
song219
17 Oct 2008, 02:29 PM
wasn't NY dropped as part of the name?
Of course not. No one wants to confuse this team with Salzburg. :rolleyes:
THOMA GOL
17 Oct 2008, 09:32 PM
Que lastima!!
http://www.tpub.com/content/medical/14295/img/14295_306_2.jpg
MannieG
17 Oct 2008, 09:44 PM
Que lastima!!
http://www.tpub.com/content/medical/14295/img/14295_306_2.jpg
La reconcha de tu madre! Q es eso?