Arsenal v. Scum [R]

[chriswm34]

Originally posted by billyireland
I'm going to sound really dumb here, but I'm not getting it

The Tune : Walking in a winter wonderland.

The lyrics: (Abridged non-libelous version)

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
One Arsene Wenger.
With a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile,
Arsene Wenger is a ********ing paediatrician (sic)

Disclaimer: I'm sure Mr Wenger is a very nice Frenchman and has perfectly normal sexual tastes - in an Arsenal supporting, glasses wearing, "I didn't see Ashley Cole's horrendous challenge", French sort of way.

[OPArsenal]

Ah, Cole's apologized for it, he got sent off, let him be. By the way, "pediatrician" isn't as good as the real version... :)

[Random]

Yeah, spreading slander about people being paedophiles is hilarious.

Man U and Tottenham again showing they have no class.

Bet you love aeroplane songs. They're so funny.

[Motterman]

Originally posted by Random

Bet you love aeroplane songs. They're so funny.

Leave it to a Gooner to take it a step even lower though.

[Random]

Originally posted by Motterman
Leave it to a Gooner to take it a step even lower though.
No, I was pointing out to you the level of "humour" you were giggling over.

It surely wasn't difficult to understand that. Hope it's clearer for you now.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Random
Yeah, spreading slander about people being paedophiles is hilarious.

Man U and Tottenham again showing they have no class.

Bet you love aeroplane songs. They're so funny. Oh, come on, it's tounge in cheek. We say equally slanderous things about Sir Red Nose. The number of people who believe in that are limited to the retarded, the simian and cardboard boxes.

[Random]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
Oh, come on, it's tounge in cheek.
Yeah, so tongue-in-cheek Arsene Wenger had to face down the combined British press corps outside Highbury over it. They were all ready to splash "Arsenal Manager Paedo Shock!" across the tabloids. Because Spurs fans decided to start spreading baseless filth about him.

People slag off Fergie for a joke. This rubbish was deliberately started to blacken Wenger's name, and get him sacked. People are/were meant to believe it. That's the difference.

So Motterman is the sort of chap who enjoys a good laugh over raping and killing kids, and peddling vile rumours about a decent man.

Then leaps aboard his high horse as soon as anyone mentions the Munich air crash - despite the fact they weren't making any jokes about it, but only pointing out his own hypocrisy.

Class act, like I said.

[Motterman]

Originally posted by Random

So Motterman is the sort of chap who enjoys a good laugh over raping and killing kids, and peddling vile rumours about a decent man.

Then leaps aboard his high horse as soon as anyone mentions the Munich air crash - despite the fact they weren't making any jokes about it, but only pointing out his own hypocrisy.

Class act, like I said.

Did you come to the Rivalries Forum by accident? :D

[billyireland]

"Random's" Christmas List:

- Packet of Kleenex facial wipes.
- Packet of tampons.
- Romance novel.

[Motterman]

Originally posted by billyireland
"Random's" Christmas List:

- Packet of Kleenex facial wipes.
- Packet of tampons.
- Romance novel.

"Wenger's" Christmas List:

- Packet of Sweets
- Packet of Condoms
- Comic Book.

:D

[billyireland]

Originally posted by Motterman
"Wenger's" Christmas List:

- Packet of Sweets
- Packet of Condoms
- Comic Book.

:D
"SAF's" Christmas List:

- Van der Vaart
- Mateja Kezman
- Phillipe Mexes

:D

[Random]

Seeing as I'm in the toiletries section I'll get you those nappies you need billy. Some rusks too, as that teething is making you grumpy.

You'll need someone to replace Van Nistelrooy on that list too, once the PLC receives an offer from Chelski they can't turn down.

Motterman - You don't have those tiresome rules to stop you posting like pondlife in Rivalries, no.

It means you can spot pondlife by their posting though.

[billyireland]

Cool. Get me some rubbers, too... your mom says she like the strawberry flavoured ones.

BTW genius, when will Chelsea make this offer? And Ruud wouldn't leave, it's a given. But, just incase he did leave, what do you think Kezman's job is? To score goals... 33 in 35 games last season, but you'd prefer him in a holding midfield role, do doubt

[Motterman]

Originally posted by Random

Motterman - You don't have those tiresome rules to stop you posting like pondlife in Rivalries, no.

It means you can spot pondlife by their posting though.

Tut, Tut.

Surely you can do better. :D

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by Random
Yeah, so tongue-in-cheek Arsene Wenger had to face down the combined British press corps outside Highbury over it. They were all ready to splash "Arsenal Manager Paedo Shock!" across the tabloids. Because Spurs fans decided to start spreading baseless filth about him.

People slag off Fergie for a joke. This rubbish was deliberately started to blacken Wenger's name, and get him sacked. People are/were meant to believe it. That's the difference.

So Motterman is the sort of chap who enjoys a good laugh over raping and killing kids, and peddling vile rumours about a decent man.

Then leaps aboard his high horse as soon as anyone mentions the Munich air crash - despite the fact they weren't making any jokes about it, but only pointing out his own hypocrisy.

Class act, like I said. I suppose everyone beleives sleazy, libelous football ground songs like you do. Do you also think that black people are inferior to whites, and that Hitler was right, because there are songs about that, too. So, which are you: retarded, simian, or a cardboard box?

[Random]

Originally posted by OPArsenal
I suppose everyone beleives sleazy, libelous football ground songs like you do. Do you also think that black people are inferior to whites, and that Hitler was right, because there are songs about that, too. So, which are you: retarded, simian, or a cardboard box?
get a grip OP. You're trying too hard to suck up.

As our Manc friends are ever ready to remind us, some things mark you out as human excrement.

singing songs about dying on the runway are an example.

so are cheeky smiles and bags of sweets songs.

There's no difference. The world would be a better place without any of it. But some sad cases like keeping them going. And some others can't see why it's sick.

[billyireland]

So I guess you watch Avid Merrion, Lenny Henry, etc's impressions of Michael Jackson and shake your head in disgust that they could shed light on such a serious subject... and the same for Funtown Frankie, Graeme (ugh) Norton, Jonathon Ross, etc, etc... get a sense of humour. Until then, stick to the non-rivalry boards.

[OPArsenal]

Originally posted by billyireland
So I guess you watch Avid Merrion, Lenny Henry, etc's impressions of Michael Jackson and shake your head in disgust that they could shed light on such a serious subject... and the same for Funtown Frankie, Graeme (ugh) Norton, Jonathon Ross, etc, etc... get a sense of humour. Until then, stick to the non-rivalry boards. Is right. Check it out: Sir Red Nose id a ********ing drunkard sweaty who eats his mothers crap. Look, I'm a horrible person... :(

[Motterman]

1995/96 Arsenal 62 Yellows 2 Reds United 53 Yellows 3 Reds
1996/97 Arsenal 81 Yellows 5 Reds United 56 Yellows 1 Red
1997/98 Arsenal 57 Yellows 2 Reds United 62 Yellows 1 Red
1998.99 Arsenal 65 Yellows 7 Reds United 58 Yellows 3 Reds
1999/20 Arsenal 69 Yellows 5 Reds United 43 Yellows 4 Reds
2000/01 Arsenal 75 Yellows 6 Reds United 53 Yellows 1 Red
2002/03 Arsenal 55 Yellows 3 Reds United 45 Yellows 1 Red

Total since 1995: 464 Yellows, 30 Reds

United totals same period : 370 Yellows, 14 Reds

[Seedorf]

Originally posted by Motterman
Total since 1995: 464 Yellows, 30 Reds

United totals same period : 370 Yellows, 14 Reds

I like to use a little more of an important stat when trash talking. How about total EPL championships in the last 10 years? I think thats a little more meaningful way to piss of Gunner fans.
But remember, there's always one thing that Man U, Gunners and Leeds fans have in common:
WE ALL HATE CHELSKI!!