Just to lighten the mood.

[claret50]

Dunno about the rest of you, but it's been all gloom & doom lately, so I thought I'd lighten it up a bit with this video clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8&feature=related

[Hawaiian Hammer]

Dunno about the rest of you, but it's been all gloom & doom lately, so I thought I'd lighten it up a bit with this video clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8&feature=related


Or you could just think of Tottenham, they double me up with laughter at the moment.

[claret50]

Or you could just think of Tottenham, they double me up with laughter at the moment.
Or our new shirt sponsor;


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[Birminghammer]

Japanese Banking Crisis

In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, and the Sumo Bank has gone belly up. The Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut its branches. The Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and will probably go for a song. Shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. The Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cuts.. Jobs at the Karati Bank have been chopped. Something fishy is going on at the Sushi Bank, and you may get a raw deal.

[Footstomper]

Lmfao!

[Birminghammer]

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem
to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer, They're years outta style.

You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes
too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.

I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'

JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard,

'Maaaaate. The potato goes in front!'

[Birminghammer]

This fellow is fishing and hooks a salmon. He reels it in and is just going to kill it for his dinner
when it looks him in the eye.

"Hey mate, don't kill me! I'm only a baby, I haven't swum the 7 seas yet. Give us a chance, pal"
says the salmon.

The man looks at the salmon "You can talk?"

"Course I can! Go on - put me back, there's much bigger fish under the bridge!"

"All right", says the man, "I'll put you back. What's your name?"

"Rusty" says the salmon, "And yours?"

" Dave."

Dave puts the fish back in the water and resolves to say nothing of this to anyone, fearing that
he'll become a laughing stock. Ten years later he's fishing in the same spot and he hooks a
monster salmon. It takes him two hours to land it. He looks at it and pictures it on his dinner
plate. Just then the salmon looks him in the eye.

" Dave, is that you"?

"Rusty!! I don't believe it! It must be 10 years since I let you go, what have you been doing, old
pal?"

"Well Dave, I've had a fantastic time! I've swum the 7 seas and all the oceans. In fact , I've
just come across the Atlantic....but I was really disturbed."

"Why's that, Rusty?"

"Well, I was half way across and a voice told me to swim deeper, so I did. Deeper and deeper
I swam, and presently I found this huge shipwreck; I counted four funnels, but it felt like death
so I had to leave."

"Wow Rusty, that was definitely the Titanic! It sank in 1912 with almost all on board lost!"

"Ah, I knew it! In fact, I was so upset I had to sit down and write a poem about it." said Rusty

"A poem? Don't talk daft! You're just a fish, how can you write a poem? That's rubbish!"

"No Dave, really! It's available in all bookshops now."

"Ok." says Dave, "What's it called then?"











"The Titanic Verses, by Salmon Rusty

[Footstomper]

lol!
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