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AguiluchoMerengue
07 Oct 2008, 07:10 PM
:D

Have u ever tried to say a phrase in spanish but u could`nt? Your worries are over!! If ur a gringo and u dont speak spanish, I have the solution for u! Try my new "Spanish for Gringos" program for 30 days. If u feel unsatisfied with the results return the complete packet for a full refund less S & H. juss try it and you`ll see da difference.

***Web us come ham on (Huevos con jamon)

***Web us come toss see no (Huevos con tocino)

***Web us tea be us (huevos tibios)

***Web us come shore is so (huevos con chorizo)

***Web be toes come free hall lit toes (huevitos con frijolitos)

***Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe (dos taquitos doraditos de pollo)

***Does stack kit toes the car neat as ( dos taquitos de carnitas)

***Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe's (Con chilitos jalapeņos)

***Come chill lack kill less (con chilaquiles)

***E free hall lit toes ( y frijolitos)

***Train us on six the shell as ( traenos un six de chelas)

***Kiss sea ram most does tea kill as (quisieramos dos tequilas)

***See Gary toes (cigarritos)

***Much as grass see as ( muchas gracias)

***Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

***N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

***Who and seek ago = Juan se ca..go=John is a chicken things

***S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad e..

***Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags f..

***Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest g..

***As say toon as = aceitunas = olives h..

***The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me i..

***See eye = si hay = yes we have j..

**T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?

**.T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection


**Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

This was just an example of the many things u can lear with this program. juss send in a check or money order of $39.99
plus $9.99 S & H to, Spanish for Gringos, Bermuda square, Ohio P.O Box 64637 or u can call 1-800-GRINGOS.

AguiluchoMerengue
07 Oct 2008, 07:13 PM
sorry i posted here by mistake, morado move it to the nsr, dont hate! honest mistake.

L.A.Firpo84
07 Oct 2008, 07:26 PM
:D

Have u ever tried to say a phrase in spanish but u could`nt? Your worries are over!! If ur a gringo and u dont speak spanish, I have the solution for u! Try my new "Spanish for Gringos" program for 30 days. If u feel unsatisfied with the results return the complete packet for a full refund less S & H. juss try it and you`ll see da difference.

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Pretty funny... but saw this already on the other Univision forum......:cool:

Jorgito
07 Oct 2008, 08:15 PM
inglish sin barreras...esta bueno.

Antonio81
07 Oct 2008, 10:58 PM
sorry i posted here by mistake, morado move it to the nsr, dont hate! honest mistake.
There we go:cool:

AguiluchoMerengue
07 Oct 2008, 11:12 PM
i know i brought from there.

i like going to univision sometime. haha you dont want them to come here but you there huh? thats selfish.

Jorgito
07 Oct 2008, 11:21 PM
univision!!!! jaja.. los odio con odio carocho!!