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Topper
07 Oct 2008, 12:50 PM
Marcel Gallardo is a bust and DC is going down the toilet.

Ha ha ha ha ha ! ! !

Burn in hell, mutha ********ahs!!! :p


From Soccer America:

"A sprained medial collateral ligament will sideline Gallardo for the rest of the season, which for D.C. consists of three must-win league matches and three mostly irrelevant Concacaf Champions' League games. He suffered the injury Saturday at RFK in a 3-0 loss to Chivas USA and came off in the 70th minute.

Gallardo, the third-most expensive player in the league, after David Beckham and Cuauhtemoc Blanco, at an annual salary of $1.9 million, scored four goals and three assists in 15 league games and failed to contribute much to the team's international competitions. Sports hernia surgery and a strained adductor muscle kept him out of three SuperLiga games and the first three CCL matches; D.C. lost all six.

D.C. won four of the five MLS games in which he recorded a goal or an assist. In the other 10 games, D.C. won just two (2-6-2).

Gallardo scarcely contributed to United's Open Cup triumph, playing just 10 minutes in the final against Charleston, and though he played in all four Champions' Cup matches against Harbour View and Pachuca in March and April, he earned just one assist."


Topper

:D

PS: Our crap team is better than your crap team, as evidenced by the 5-2 beat down we gave you dizzy whores.

theleftside
07 Oct 2008, 01:41 PM
"BUT...BUT....We won an Open Cup!" :p

Enjoy the beat down Saprissa is going to give you guys soon, you guys have been really takin' it up the pooper recently.

song219
07 Oct 2008, 02:09 PM
Enjoy the beat down Saprissa is going to give you guys soon, you guys have been really takin' it up the pooper recently.

Unfortunately the Galaxy is still going to beat United in grabbing the "you suck" allocation.

GodisAmerican
07 Oct 2008, 02:23 PM
Just got a picture of the busted up leg:http://images.aad.gov.au/img.py/1f65.jpg

jevanvoo
07 Oct 2008, 05:06 PM
Marcel Gallardo is a bust and DC is going down the toilet.

Ha ha ha ha ha ! ! !

Burn in hell, mutha ********ahs!!! :p



Topper, you always know how to brighten my day, like a little ray of California sunshine! :D

Q*bert Jones III
07 Oct 2008, 09:11 PM
http://www.lethalsoccer.com/uploaded_images/beckham-knee-injury-721489.jpg

Quakes05
07 Oct 2008, 09:44 PM
http://www.lethalsoccer.com/uploaded_images/beckham-knee-injury-721489.jpg

That's copyrighted material from last year, Mahmoud.

Q*bert Jones III
07 Oct 2008, 10:04 PM
That's copyrighted material from last year, Mahmoud.

Are you Andy Mead in disguise?

Quakes05
07 Oct 2008, 10:07 PM
Are you Andy Mead in disguise?

you bastard!

:mad:

ji_shuheng
08 Oct 2008, 12:21 AM
topper:

lolcats is not a cure song. further to that, wearing eyeliner only makes you goth if it's black. that said, an ian curtis impression would be most welcome.

tickets for bulimic like beckham go on sale next week. better bust out your dukes of hazzard sleeping bag and snag a case of yoohoo. wear a dynamo jersey if you can't find a t-shirt not covered in half-eaten cheetos.

MannieG
08 Oct 2008, 01:15 AM
Your DP seems to be fit, and still can do nothing for your shit poor team. Why would you even open that orifice of yours for anything else than to give Lando and Bex rim jobs?

CrimsonChin00
08 Oct 2008, 02:52 AM
Just got a picture of the busted up leg:http://images.aad.gov.au/img.py/1f65.jpg
Looks like a ham sandwich.

ji_shuheng
08 Oct 2008, 03:27 AM
Looks like a ham sandwich.

Hey, hey. On topic. Players DC can't use, not things Hate can't eat.

rednow.red4ever
08 Oct 2008, 09:29 AM
Didn't they use to have this guy who, like, played there a long time and, like, scored, like, a bunch of goals n shite? Yeah...yeah....what happened to him?