Jerry Lewis is funny as heck

[flanoverseas]

He was Jim Carrey 40 years before Jim Carrey.

He was doing Farrelly brothers humor a LONG time ago.

I bet all of you who rag on Jerry Lewis, and then ridicule the French for honoring him, love the type of movies that he invented, e.g. Dumb and Dumber and Something about Mary, two of the stupidest recent movies made.

He even did Benigni's La Vita é Bella before RB himself. Just never got released.

[RichardL]

Originally posted by flanoverseas
He was Jim Carrey 40 years before Jim Carrey.

He was doing Farrelly brothers humor a LONG time ago.



and for such crimes he should be shot, or at very least whipped across the eyes. Maybe he's already dead (I don't know) but even if that is the case he should be exhumed as his corpse whipped across the eyes anyway. If he was cremated then things get a little more difficult.

[chaski]

So when will Jim Carrey be inducted into the French Legion of Honor?

[usscouse]

Originally posted by chaski
So when will Jim Carrey be inducted into the French Legion of Honor?
I would like to see him inducted into the French Foreign Legion...;)

[Doctor Stamen]

Jerry Lewis is the one who used to hang out with Frank Sinatra isn't he ?. I always get him and the one who married his 13 year old cousin (Jerry Lee Lewis ?) mixed up.

[SoFla Metro]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
Jerry Lewis is the one who used to hang out with Frank Sinatra isn't he ?. I always get him and the one who married his 13 year old cousin (Jerry Lee Lewis ?) mixed up. That was Dean Martin.

Jerry Lewis was the one who realized that the French will laugh at all sorts of fart jokes.

[Alphonse]

Le Jerry Lewis is super funny! :D

[BorrachoNJ]

this is trippy, flan.
i bought king of comedy dvd for like $3 yesterday
have you guys seen him lately?

pretty scary

[Matt Clark]

He ain't nothin' on Louis de Fume.

[thespinydogfish]

I think Jerry Lewis is funniest when he hosts those Crippled Children Telethons - you know, the ones where he drags out all these twisted and crippled urchins and holds them all by the scruff for all the world to gape at, leering and jibing at how it must suck to be a cripple and a spastic. These kids beam up at him with beatific grace, soaking up his aura of failed hollywood pill-addiction, the reek of cigarette smoke, while Uncle Jerry goes on and on about their rotten, filthy lives and the horror of having to pee into a tube.

When the show is over, he carts them all away in large, anonymous panel trucks and has them disposed of in landfills across New Jersey.

[Di7seconds]

Originally posted by thespinydogfish
I think Jerry Lewis is funniest when he hosts those Crippled Children Telethons - you know, the ones where he drags out all these twisted and crippled urchins and holds them all by the scruff for all the world to gape at, leering and jibing at how it must suck to be a cripple and a spastic. These kids beam up at him with beatific grace, soaking up his aura of failed hollywood pill-addiction, the reek of cigarette smoke, while Uncle Jerry goes on and on about their rotten, filthy lives and the horror of having to pee into a tube.

When the show is over, he carts them all away in large, anonymous panel trucks and has them disposed of in landfills across New Jersey.


Haha. That's very true. Jerry Lewis is a fat homosexual-drug addict who touches little boys “special parts”. I would bet that Alphonse has been on the receiving end his fair share. Take one up the ass for Jerry’s kids.

[Alphonse]

Why is le everything 'h0m0 this, h0m0 that' with Di6seconds?

This message group is about le fantastic Jerry Lewis, and he drags his sexual preference into le discussion. Nobody le cares Di6seconds.

[Di7seconds]

Originally posted by Alphonse
Why is le everything 'h0m0 this, h0m0 that' with Di6seconds?

This message group is about le fantastic Jerry Lewis, and he drags his sexual preference into le discussion. Nobody le cares Di6seconds.

Actually Hamatachi/Alphonse that is the first time that I have called a person a homosexual on this board,and that's because he is a pedofile.

[Premium Hamatachi redded]

:( what's wrong with making an imaginary friend?? why do you have so much against hamatachi/alphonse. what have i done to you? alphonse is my best friend when i am hamatachi and hamatachi is my best friend when i am alphonse. we are the best friend each other. are you jealous??? is that why you are mad??? you wanna join??? :(

[Alphonse]

Originally posted by Di7seconds
Actually Hamatachi/Alphonse that is the first time that I have called a person a homosexual on this board,and that's because he is a pedofile.

You are le liar di6seconds! You le talk about homosexuals almost in every one of your posts. I will highlight the times you have le done this in this message group alone

I would bet

that is the first time that I have

Le proof!

[thespinydogfish]

Originally posted by Alphonse
You are le liar di6seconds! You le talk about homosexuals almost in every one of your posts. I will highlight the times you have le done this in this message group alone





Le proof!

"The proof is in the pudding" as they say. Among other things to be found in the pudding are: xantham gum, riboflavin, yellow dye #4, artificial flavorings, rat feces and the irrate packing drone's finger nail clippings. This is why I do not eat pudding.

[RichardL]

Originally posted by thespinydogfish
"The proof is in the pudding" as they say.

...as they say if they are stupid and don't know what the saying really is.

[Premium Hamatachi redded]

i had rice pudding before. it tasted really ugly.

[thespinydogfish]

Originally posted by RichardL
...as they say if they are stupid and don't know what the saying really is.

Now, now Richard - may I call you Dick? Dickie-bird? - must you be so bitter when we used to be so close? You know very well that I have a FUNDAMENTAL understanding of pudding and all that that implies. I'm well-versed in the role of pudding at the battle of Agincourt, as well as pudding's involvement in the Dreyfuss affair. Only an indiot doesn't believe that pudding containers were found on the Grassy Knoll that horrible day in November when JFK spilled his brains into his pretty wife's skirted lap and Marilyn Monroe looked on, dumbfounded.

Please don't hate me Dickie-bird. I only want what's best for you. And what's best for you, currently, is a whole lotta pudding.