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truthandlife
10 Oct 2003, 11:03 AM
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/news.cfm?instanceid=59539

MARIAH IS HUNTING FOR A MAN!

Mariah Carey has her heart set on an English footballer. No one in particular, mind you - it's just that she likes the type. So to help her find her 'dream' man, her ex-hubby - record impresario Tommy Mottola - has invited the entire Manchester United squad to her next concert in the U.K. on November 1. Exactly how she hopes to snare the guy isn't quite clear yet. Stay tuned.

yossarian
10 Oct 2003, 11:10 AM
I wouldn't even wish Mariah on a Red Devil. Ugh.

truthandlife
10 Oct 2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by yossarian
I wouldn't even wish Mariah on a Red Devil. Ugh.

Mariah "Under Psychiatric Care" (8/1/2001)

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,8612,00.html

Retail Hell
10 Oct 2003, 12:19 PM
Think Barthez could hold both boobs at once with out droping them ?

fatboy slim-fast
10 Oct 2003, 12:29 PM
Too bad for her that Luke Chadwick is out on loan.....

Captain Splarg
10 Oct 2003, 12:33 PM
can anyone say "roasting" ?

Prawn Sandwich
10 Oct 2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Captain Splarg
can anyone say "roasting" ?

you could always ask Jody Morris how he says it ;-)

skyboy
10 Oct 2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Retail Hell
Think Barthez could hold both boobs at once with out droping them ?

good one!....retail hell

thisisanfield
10 Oct 2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by truthandlife
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stories/news.cfm?instanceid=59539

MARIAH IS HUNTING FOR A MAN!

Mariah Carey has her heart set on an English footballer. No one in particular, mind you - it's just that she likes the type. So to help her find her 'dream' man, her ex-hubby - record impresario Tommy Mottola - has invited the entire Manchester United squad to her next concert in the U.K. on November 1. Exactly how she hopes to snare the guy isn't quite clear yet. Stay tuned.

and where exactly is she hoping to find a man amongst the man utd squad? Roy Keane about the only man in there...

Although if shes lookng for some oral stimulation theres always van nistelroy... heard hes a bit of a diver.. :)

thisisanfield
10 Oct 2003, 09:36 PM
oh sorry... ENGLISH footballer...
ho hum.. so from man utd shes got the pick of...

the Little ginger whinger
The Ugly brothers
Or A Suspended Drugs Test Dodger

stay in america Maria

keeprighton
10 Oct 2003, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by thisisanfield
and where exactly is she hoping to find a man amongst the man utd squad? Roy Keane about the only man in there...

Although if shes lookng for some oral stimulation theres always van nistelroy... heard hes a bit of a diver.. :)

Like it this. Like it very much!

P.s. Do you think in light of Rio's "drug problem" that BCFC can claim the points from the game against Man U. Just a thought.

Youdon'tsavethose
11 Oct 2003, 10:00 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by thisisanfield
[B]oh sorry... ENGLISH footballer...
ho hum.. so from man utd shes got the pick of...

the Little ginger whinger
The Ugly brothers
Or A Suspended Drugs Test Dodger

that lets liverpool off the hook,being englands only all gay team

idi amin
11 Oct 2003, 10:10 AM
Mariah Carey does have a thing for footballers, she and Kaka were an item in the news a few months back before he transferred to Milan

Snuffles
11 Oct 2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by thisisanfield
oh sorry... ENGLISH footballer...
ho hum.. so from man utd shes got the pick of...

the Little ginger whinger
The Ugly brothers
Or A Suspended Drugs Test Dodger

stay in america Maria
You forget Wes Brown...

thisisanfield
11 Oct 2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Snuffles
You forget Wes Brown...

Well i was TRYING to... until you went and ruddy reminded me.. :)

thisisanfield
11 Oct 2003, 05:58 PM
Maybe Maria misunderstood when someone said to her that Man Utd was the easiest place to find a Prick?