funny thought

[kopkat]

everyone missing the one thing staring us all in the face
i think seaman would be involved

[jmpike]

In what?

[kopkat]

the alleged rape by 8 premiership players

[Frankfurt Blue]

Originally posted by kopkat
the alleged rape by 8 premiership players

i think that was wasted on some. excuse the pun.

[jmpike]

I know he's a father of three girls.
So everybody's got this wrong, the alleged ones work for Man City?

[kopkat]

not david seamen ( just seamen ) as in stains , as in what the ploice might have been looking for

[jmpike]

Originally posted by kopkat
not david seamen ( just seamen ) as in stains , as in what the ploice might have been looking for

oops! I pressed the "report this posting button"
I hope it doesn't ruin this thread.

I'm sorry, I'm lost. I read the article in the Mirror and it mentions a senior player with three daughters. Seaman has three daughters.

What stains are you referring to, seimen stains?

[kopkat]

yes

as in monica's dress

[Matt Clark]

Jesus ... it's like a convention of Alzheimer's patients in here.

'Look Seamen'

'Semen?'

'Eh?'

'Eh?'

'Seaman!'

'Oh yes ... he's got three lovely kids you know'

'I'm 84!'

'Eh?'

'I'm sorry dear?'

'Eh?'

'Seaman!'

[jmpike]

Originally posted by Matt Clark
Jesus ... it's like a convention of Alzheimer's patients in here. '

LOL!
I would've call it a convention of retarded editors, all those typos.
Actually, I'm upset. This thread made me go over to the long posting (excrutiatingly long by now) and tell them it was Man City!
As much as we don't want to hear about the dreaded scandal, everyone like to point the finger.
I just want to point theirs away from NUFC.

[kopkat]

hey! kids it was a joke , just forget about it ok

[jmpike]

Originally posted by kopkat
hey! kids it was a joke , just forget about it ok

I just reread this whole posting, it's hilarious!
The others in that infamously long posting are now into pineapples, who's a pineapple? Jason Lee. Etc.
if this makes you feel better......

[BlondBird]

This whole posting should be on the telly......... I've not laughed so much for ages.
Thank you to you all.

[50 Euro]

Almost as bad as Keegan trying to fill Schmeichel's gap with Seaman. :)

[footie guy]

Pretty funny thread. I think Seaman is too old to get it up anyway. He couldn't have done it.

[jmpike]

Originally posted by footie guy
Pretty funny thread. I think Seaman is too old to get it up anyway. He couldn't have done it.

No, the gossip was that a senior from the club took the suspects to the back to punch them and threaten them because he has daughters. I thought he had three, but someone else said this senior puncher only has two.

When I read three daughters, I assumed Seaman, then assumed the attackers were from Man City.

I screwed up because the fools were teasing me with their typos

(is this a sexual innuendo?! Funny thought)

[thisisanfield]

I feel sorry for david seaman actually....

englands goalkeeper for years, and when it came to the walkers adverts he got the piss taken out of him and was shown as a midget..

how come lineker (salt and lineker), Beckham (crispy Bekham), and Owen (Cheese and Owen) all got there own flavour, and David whos arguably as big a star never did....

:)

ready salted anyone...?

[thisisanfield]

and would have made walkers loads of money...

surely the crisp of choice in the gay community...

[kopkat]

ready salted EXCELLENT

NOW . who would advertise prawn cocktail flavour

EH!